In which Aziraphale starts reading to the local children once a week at his bookshop and Crowley is starting to think said angel has far too much time on his hands since they averted the Apocalypse.

they never say it outright. but they say it the only way they know how: quietly, and barely heard at all. series of oneshots based on tumblr prompts.

FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.