Hi im Midnight Incubus(for those who did not know already) and i supose this is where i tell u a bit about myself.

About current stories - I will be continuing both my stories plus the one I adopted but for reasons im not going into they are on hiatus until further notice, sorry to anyone whose reading them but I WILL finish them only not any time soon.

Age - 19

Im Male for those who wanted to know

Name - Serafin Howler

Fave tv shows - well there are a few but if i had to narrow it down - Happy Tree friends, Yugioh, Naruto, Inuyasha, Pokemon, South Park, Family guy, Simpsons and thats all i can think of right now

Fave books - Harry Potter, anything by Stephen King, some anime/manga wont bother naming them there are to many

Fave movies - Again Harry Potter, most horror films, para activity 12, most comedy films

What i dont like - (You may wana skip this if u dont like very longish lists) spiders, plastics, fake ass friends, clowns, china dolls, girls that wear way to much make up, people who think they know everything and who are "never" wrong, thunder, anyone who judges others based on what they are from the colour of there skin to what music they listen to if u wana judge someone try looking in the mirror first if it dosent scream then smash itself first "sigh" ok rant over

i took the sorting hat test and i am a...

Slytherin

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

like that was a shock most people that meat me think i belong in that house

Ok i might aswell get this overwith now i am BI but i prefer guys. Have a problem with that? Then go somewhere else because i realy dont care what u think so there :P

Random info - ok um where to start...oh ye i should say now that i have very bad spelling and grammer so if u see any mistakes in my profile or any of the fictions i have/will right please let me know ill correct it if i can i know mispellings and such bug people so im not bothered if i have to change anything

um what else oh i should probubly let u know i have an odd sence of humor so one or 2 of my fics may reflect that

im an ok guy as long as your nice too if u wana be a bitch to anyone i care about or me i will tell u know i can be a bigger one u have been warned

lets see what else umm oh ye i may use myself as an oc and another oci came up with in some fics im not sure yet

Ok fave pairings fom various fanfics ive witten read or will wright - there are quite a few and i will probubly add to the list at some point

Harry potter pairings

Harry x Draco

Harry x Lucius

Harry x Severus

Harry x Tom/Voldemort

Harry x Fenrir

Harry x Severus x Lucius

Harry x Draco x Severus

Draco x Lucius - for those who do not like this pairing ive read a few fics i do like where draco is NOT REALY LUCIUSES SON and my fics will be the same

Draco x Severus

Draco x Tom/Voldemort

Draco x Fenrir

Severus x Remus x Sirius

Severus x Remus

Severus x Sirius

Severus x James

Severus x Tom/Voldemort

Severus x Lucius

severus x lucius x tom

lucius x tom/voldemort

lucius x fenrir

naruto pairings

sasuke x naruto

sasuke x garra

sasuke x kakashi

kakashi x itachi

kakashi x jaraia(spelling?)

yugioh pairings

yugi x yami

yugi x bacura(yami)

yugi x seto

yugi x ryou

yugi x malik

yugi x yami merick

bacura x yami

bacura x merick

bacura x seto

bacura x seth

bacura x ryou

seto x yami

seto x merick

seto x pegasus

seto x seth

yami x merick x bacura

yami x seth

yugi x ryou x malik x bacura x merick

T-Shirt Slogans/Wonderful Sayings I will steal:

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet!

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Love can come in many different colours.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

They say “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.

Break my heart, I break your neck.

You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had!

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

-If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.

If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.

If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.

If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

Good morning is an oxymoron.

Selective listener.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

First the good news—I made bail...

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.

There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

ok now for the COPY AND PASTE SETION YAY

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile! - lol done it a few times

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile! - most of my friends are insane

If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. (All the time)

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.(The Bakurae!!)(Yes, I'm an obsesed fangirl...so what?)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. - If something is in my way, I'll trip over it...guarrantied.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.(All the time...)

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others, copy this to your profile. (I can just imagine that...all the people I hate...dieing...)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara the Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese,SoujaGurl,Lily Angel of Chaos, Midnight Incubus

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile (I really should have done it!)

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Too late! You lose!)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought... what?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't that save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (...thanks for the warning?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". ("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (aww, but i was going to through them at people)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)