We are Betelgeuse and Bourbon, a pair of new writers - we're happy to meet you.

- I'm Betelgeuse. I usually come up with ideas and just write.

"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

~ I'm Bourbon and I write and edit because I actually know how grammar works.

"Now the world has gone to bed,

Darkness won't engulf my head,

I can see in infrared,

How I hate the night.

Now I lay me down to sleep,

Try to count electric sheep,

Sweet dream wishes you can keep,

How I hate the night."