Mary Sue can as well.

One of these two is not like the other.

McSparkly is the penname of two authors: one scripts, the other writes. You can blame either one of us for our sense of humor.

Of Goblin Queens tackles a sad story of mystical princess Sues throwing themselves at Jareth, while Crown Duel considers the daughter Sue and her tragic relationship with her beloved parents.

As always, impossibly good looks, adolescents with Pamela Anderson curves, conversations with animals and super-sekrit mystical powers abound.

Next on the list (black vellum, signed with mystical silver blood, naturally): Goth/angst Sue.