hola, chicos (but probably mostly chicas)! no, i am not Hispanic, and i am sorry to disappoint some of you. however, i would just like to take this time to ramble on and on about my personal preferences.

well, i will say that i am very aware of, like, stranger-danger, so don't ever expect me to say my name or my age, because for all i know you are some creepy stalker person. ya. but, that aside, take a little peek into the black whole which is my brain.

well, i am OBVIOUSLY a Twilight fan. Big time. my mental health is no longer considered "healthy" at this point. (so those of you looking for someone sane to talk to, don't talk to me. :) ) i am way, WAY Team Edward, and i hate jacob. (please notice that i capitalize Edward's name, but not jacobs) (i don't even let jacob have an apostrophe.) yes. oh, and don't ever TRY to convert me to jacobs side. i hate him (to the very depths of my existence) and that is that.

other books i also love are Hawksong by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, and The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. i also like the Ted Dekker books that i've read. they provide wholesome suspensey-goodness for my 'brain.' i've also read most of the Shannon Hale books. (if you can see a pattern, Congratulations! yes, i am a hopeless romantic, so all of you romance writers out there, i say "dang it!" because most of the time i am wrapped around your devious little romantic-typing fingers. :) )

um...hm. let me see...i write fiction as well as poetry, so most of the time if you see a poem in my stories i have written that poem. also i write a LOT in my spare time, so sometimes i'll just post stuff on here only to take it off. (and, yes, i know. poo on me.) (have you noticed that i use parentheses a lot?) blame it on my so-called "brain." its not my fault it keeps skipping around plots and stories like there is no tomorrow. so if you want to read more on a story, just hit the little 'review' button and tell me, because otherwise i'll probably never get around to anything. (i am a forgetful person.)

now, i know that i have told you about my stranger-danger awareness, but i will give you a few little tidbits about me as a person. (if i can be classified as that...8l ) well, first things first, i am terrified of heights. i have a morbid fear i tell you. morbid. fear. also, i am a night-owl, so i enjoy staying up till about 3:00 in the morning, then sleeping in until noon. since this is a problem i have, i am very sluggish and unresponsive in the morning. i can't even be counted as a human being until about 10:00 a.m. another thing i will let slip is that, yes, i am a girl/woman. (in one of my stories i kind of tell you.) either THAT, or i am a gay guy or an Olympic swimmer...but either way i shave my legs a lot. (you can decide who i am...hahahahahahahahahaha!) no. just kidding. i am a girl/woman. i PROMISE you.

p.s. if you are a stalker, BEWARE! i have pepper spray (seriously. i do.) and will not hesitate to call the police. so HAHA! don't even THINK about stalking me, you creep!

and to those of you who are NOT stalkers, just ignore the last statement. either that or count it as a joke, i suppose. (either way, i am giving a clear warning to you stalkers out there! haha! \(0)/ )

well, it has been fun 'talking' to you. now i am going to get something ready to post. BEWARE, my fellow fanfictioners! i am ready to conquer the internet! (just kidding. i plan to dictate the world. :))

~blackbite :)

p.p.s. i am a physic, (pronounced sigh-kick! idk how to spell it) i have a freaky ability to tell the future. :) (haha! scary music plays in the background mwah-ha-ha-ha!)