Hello I am haruhixtamaiki4evah who are you??

Wellllll idk either. Some stuff about me...

Some things that I like: drawing, music, anime, manga, ramen, Fridays, fanfiction, cheerleading, gymnastics, but my favorite thing is summer vacation, ah it went by too fast this year...

Some things I dislike: sexists, rapists, anime and manga haters, the pairing of naruto and sakura, the pairing of haruhi and kyouya, yaoi, yuri, hypocrites, child abuse and neglect, spiders, drugs, soap opras and people that tease others!!

Some of the extremely long list of animes I like: Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Kaelido Star, D.N. angel, Ghost in the Shell, bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Chibi Vampire aka Karin, Haruhi Suyzamia, Code Geass, FMA, Vampire Knight. And many many more...

Pairings that i support: Haruhi and Tamaiki, Kyo and Tohru, Naruto and Hinata, Sora and Ken, Lelouch and C2, Lalya and Yuri, Motoko and Kuze, Roy and Riza, Daisuke and Riku, Ed and Winry, and Neji and Tenten.

I will be taking sown 'Haruhi is a Girl?' and HEAVILY editing it. Sorry! I will try to get it back up as soon as possible! (Which isn't saying much knowing my schedule lol)

I DID NOT CREATE MOST OF THE COPY AND PASTES ON MY PROFILE

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think Deidara is cooler than Itachi paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
" Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER."
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million tim es. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If you have ever had a relative be attacked by a goose, copy this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!

f you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile XD LIKE ME.

WOOO COPYING AND PASTING!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile (but then again... I AM weird). If you have ever forgotten your phone number when someone asked for it copy this onto your profile (all the time...heheh).

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile .

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if you would do anything for awesomeness ninja powers!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If you would give one of your own arms and legs to save you siblings life, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews on ur fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.
fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste
If you love anime, copy this into your profile.
CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.
if you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever sitting in a restaurant and started dancing to music in your head regardless of who was watching, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you watch movies and think 'now how can I turn this into a fanfic?', copy and paste this into your profile.
If watching people die in horror movies makes you laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever run into your own locker, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped UP the stair, copy and paste this into ur profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 24 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

yeah, hehe something funny i found somewhere around the internet:

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile!

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Notes To Self

1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4.

7. Note Expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn.

25. Train armies of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. If caught blame Orochmaru he made you.

28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'.

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree."

48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world.

49. The way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

51. The Ten Steps to Dying.

a. Fall down.

b. Be rushed to hospital.

c. Not be saved.

d. Be mourned over.

e. Be buried in dirt.

f. Have your grave looted.

g. Rot.

h. Rot.

i. Rot.

j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can kill you too.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms.

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM.

66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it’s broken glass.

73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers in a blender.

82. Blender...Bad...Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to reattach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as mortal.

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Star by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7.

99. Gullible is written on the ceiling.

100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down.

More Notes to Self.

1. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

2. When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!

3. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

4. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

5. I am worse than evil... I am the author!

6. Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

7. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

8. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

9. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

10. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

11. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

12. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

13. Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

14. There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

15. It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!

16. "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

17. "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

18. "Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

19. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""

21. Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

20. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

22. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

23. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

24. Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

25. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

26. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

27. Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

28. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

29. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

30. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

31. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

32. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

33. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

34. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

35. …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

36. True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

37. Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

38. Therapist= The Rapist

39. Unfortunately, Stupid people are everywhere.

40. You know how to find out your stupid?

41. When you don't know that the numbers 20 and 21 are switched

43. And that there is no 42

44. And you don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

45. Angry woman = dead man

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

ABORTION IS WRONG!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in an angel's arms.
She is holding me.
She told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies. Especially the fictional characters. Have you seen The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Clopin? wolf whistle

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride)~Crystal Shores (Artemis Fowl, Mr. Darcy-BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM?!- SS, James Hook, too many to count, really. I know! I'm pathetic!!)~Randomness13BRIAR (Arty, Harry, Alex Rider, Natheniel, Septimus Heap,Bill Denbrough(from IT) and Briar(obsessed))~~~Shape-Shifter1094(TorakWolf Brother, Erec Rex, Sirius, Remus, AND James(Harry Potter), Farid(Inkheart), Charlie Bone, Tancred Torsson... and everybody else I forgot. DemonciDragoness: (Harry Potter, Raito, L and Matsuda from Death Note, Zangetsu, Byakuya, Hitsugaya, Urahara, and Grimmjow from Bleach, Master Chief and R'tas Vaduum from Halo, Numair from Tamora Pierce's books...And more recently Clopin from the Hunchback of Notre Dame wolf whistle Wow, I'm pathetic, I have more crushes on fictional characters than I do on real people... oh well), Crescent Luna Moon (Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Toshiro, Ichigo, Hichigo, Edward Elric, Envy, Wrath, and many more!!), EmoEccentricaEdward, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Ren-Skip Beat!-, Otani-Love Com-, Ulquiorra, L,Matt, Near, Toshiro, Hichigo, Aizen, Harry Potter, Byakuya and so many more.. :D Haruhixtamaiki4evah-Edward, Tamaki, Dark, Krad, Ryou, Kuze, Ken, Roy Mustang, and Ling.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile

.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

(Y)
(o.o)
o(")(")o

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

1. Anne-Sophie

2. Mori

3. Renge

4. Kanoko

5. Haruhi

6. Hunny

7. Kyouya

8. Mei

9. Tamaki

10. Ranaka

11. Hikaru

12. Kaoru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, I have not

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, I would say she is pretty though :)

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ummmm... Kaoru would have a hard time explaning it to Hikaru and Haruhi and Mei would also have to find a way to tell Haruhi

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmmmm... Don't think so...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Haruhi and Tamaki!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ummm... Most likely take pictures and use them as blackmail.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Renge is a lost, poor, homeless girl that has nowhere to stay or to love. that is, untill she meets the man of her dreams, Ranaka. (Is that even legal??)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Don't think so

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I'm sorry.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Most likely.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Of course!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

If I bug them enough they would

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ummm... idk "I told you all that I could do it!" or something like that

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hmmm... Probabally "3"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ummm... warning rated for later chapters/ rated for yaoi

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Umm I have no idea

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"They only have eyes for each other"

20) How emo is Seven?

VERY emo