My name in unpronounceable in your piffling human language. I am an infinitely powerful, pan-dimensional being from the far end of the universe, and operate several alter egos for amusement in my spare time. This particular one is a more boring creation, being a small-statured human female of no redeeming qualities whatsoever besides having her head screwed on backwards. A few other of my amusement alter egos are the infamous Omari Mallorn of the far reaches of Andromeda, whom you mortals should be very thankful has yet to realize your insignificant little planet contains life intelligent enough to possess reams of history-museum worthy curios and yet stupid enough not to believe in his existence, the mysterious mystic Illani, who spends all of her time floating in the middle of a black hole and dishing out inscrutable prophecies about the doom of the universe, and a small moon-dog named Fred.