Note: I've decided not to really write on this account anymore. I have a new one called AxOforever, and since most of these fics are like a year old and I haven't updated in almost that amount of time, I just think it's for the better. My newer fics are mainly Ani/Obi slash but there are some others that aren't, so if you don't like that then read something like Mortis Reborn (that's one I'm writing with my friend Samwhere you probably can read it without much Star Wars knowledge) or Deceiver (another one with a friend but a different friend). Sorry for those of you who wanted to see the end of Jabiim: The Aftermath. I know it was my best fic on this account but I have other ones that are way more popular. Maybe I'll get to it someday? Anyway, bye for now!

Name: Anna

Country: USA

Favorite movie(s): STAR WARS!!!!!

Favorite Tv show(s): AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER!!!

Favorite book(s): Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians(not the new series with the romans)

Favorite character(s): OBI-WAN KENOBI!!!!!ANAKIN SKYWALKR!!!!! ZUKO!!!! KATARA!!! IGGY! ANGEL!!! ARTEMIS!! THALIA!!!SO MANY!!!

Favorite author(s): I CANT SAY OR PEOPLE WILL HATE ME!!! PLEASE DONT!!!

So a little about me. I have a fish named Swimmothy. I play bass guitar in a band that doesnt have a name yet but we're going with Flying Rice so far. PM me if you like it! I have a friend on here whose an amazing writer ( that's you nksnow). My friend Amelia(she's not on here) is probably the next world's best anime artist and clothing designer. I'm kinda punk rock skater girl and yes I CAN SKATEBOARD ITS NOT FOR LOOKS OR BOYS!!! Some people do that. I really like the color purple so I love Mace Windu's choice in lightsaber color. I really like Hurt/Comfort fics. I think Anakin and Obi-Wan are more than friends, they're like brothers or father and son.

You are an epic Star Wars fan-

If you ever compared a fat person 2 Jabba the Hutt

If you yelled at Anakin or Ahsoka while watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars

If you get pissed off every time someone disses star wars.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (OBI-WAN!!!!!)

If you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.

If you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

If you address your teachers as "Master."

If you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. \

If when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

If you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

If you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. (I dyed it before...:))

If you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' (This is Huttnese for Slime Ball)

If you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

If you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

If you even know what a jung ma is.

If you know how to write in Aurebesh.

If If you're so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxyyou understand any of this.(That's actually the reason I joined this sight- so I could write my Star Wars imagination.)

If you are madly in love with a Star Wars character. (Do I even need to say Obi-Wan?)

Cartoon Obi-Wan or Ewan McGregor?

I say cartoon obi cuz his hair is always perfect!!!

So I actually fall asleep making up fics in my head...sometimes I get so emotional I CRY!!! :'(

If I don't have any new stories then I'm working on one or in school. I'll try to make the chaprters fast but if you hate it then tell me and I won't continue it.

Has anyone ever seen Danny Phantom? Cuz I LOVE Dani Phantom! She so totally rox! If you haven't seen her than look up Dani Phantom on Google Images cuz she is the most awesome Nicktoons character ever! I want to have her powers...except the whole melting thing on the first episode.

Ways to annoy Asajj Ventress

1. Tell her that the Sith are losers

2. Tell her she is the most pathetic excuse for a wannabe-sith in the history of pathetic wannabe-siths

3. Tell her she has a crush on Count Dooku

4. Taunt her about Obi-wan beating her in battle

5. Tell her that Ahsoka will attack her in the middle of the night if she doesn't sleep with a nightlight

6. Call her Sajj-sajj

7. Tell her that she'd better hurry up and ask Obi-wan out

8. Imitate Obi-wan's voice whenever you're around her

9. Tell her that Grevious would do anything to make out with her

10. Jump out in front of her and go " I'm Asajj Ventress, cower before my beauty!" And make a big deal out of it

11. Wait till she gets in a fight with Obi-wan. Every time she makes a bad move, call out " you're losing, Sajj-sajj!"

12. Whenever she makes a good move, yell "ooooh! Burn!"

13. Whenever Dooku lectures her, go "Dissed!"

14. Tell her Ky Narec was a loser

15. Ask her why she's bald

16. Follow her around singing "Poker Face"

you better go annoy Asajj right now!!

38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times

1. Call him Ani.

2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.

3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"

4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"

5. Imitate his breathing.

6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.

7. Blame it on Tarkin.

8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.

9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"

10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.

11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."

12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.

13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.

14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.

15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.

16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.

17. Poke his shoulder.

18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."

19. Tell him he looks like a droid.

20. Sign him up for a quilting class.

21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.

22. Jab him with a stick.

23. Talk like Yoda all the time.

24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.

25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.

26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.

27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.

28: Follow him around talking about the similiarties between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.( Did you know Luke Skywalker plays Firelord Ozai?)

29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"

30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.

31: Ask him if he likes twins.

32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.

33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.

34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.

35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.

36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side

1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones.

2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire.

3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock.

4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave.

5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict.

6. Kicked in head by bantha.

7. To impress the babes.

8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name.

9. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan.