The Queen of Lala land
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle. yeah i know I changed my profile pic AGAIN, but I love this pic, soo hot, yeah I know its not much, but its simple, and I like that! Ive decided to change my profile, cos I think it makes me sound like a sucker.Well, its really hard to say stuff about my self, but simply I am the sort of person who'd be comfortable surrounded by books. Iam quite at home at the Library.I am a girl but I am not that interested in shopping. I just head to the books section. Actually I don't like doing any girl's stuff. I act more like a boy. But I am not a tomboy. I am just a girl who doesn't paint her toenails, and wears my brother's shorts. I hate being the youngest, you get bugged all the time!! My heart goes out to all those people who are also the youngest in their family.Don't you just wishh you had younger bro ar sis you cud bug 24/7? Other than that i love who iam n wont change me 4 da wrld. My friends are da gr8test ppl in da world and I LUV EM!! I hate Charles Dickens, I have all of his books and we are part of the Folio society, so I have to read lot of classics. I took three months to read Pickwick papers and found all the jokes rather lame!But people like the Grimm brothers are sorta cool. I luuurv Bill Bryson (Thunderbolt kid, is the best!!), Rick Riordan, JK Rowling, and Dan Brown. Am also a ordinary girl with no actual ambition in life, If I do now, it'll probably change tomorrow.I wanna do Greek mythology, or medicine, or symbology. My mum wants me 2 b a pianist. I can play da piano, am quite good actually, but am not dat interested. I. L.O.V.E.U PS: Thanx 4 reviewing my story's, really appreciate it. See the deal is if u review my story, I review yours. Pretty gud right!! Check out my other storys at: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/690495/Crazier YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. MYSPACE: A Must Read for All EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO! GoTo123: ByAngel213: GoTo123: ByAngel213: GoTo123: ByAngel213: GoTo123: ByAngel213: GoTo123: 0AByAngel213: GoTo1 23: ByAngel213: GoTo123: Meanwhile...GoTo123 went to the member menu and began to search for her profile. When it came up, he highlighted it and printed it out. He took out a pen and began to write down what he knew about Angel so far. Her name: Shannon Hobbies: softball, chorus, skating and going to the mall. Besides this information, he knew she lived in Canton because she had just told him. He knew she stayed by herself until 6:30 p.m. every afternoon until her parents came home from work. He knew she played softball on Thursday afternoons on the school team, and the team was named the Canton Cats. Her favorite number 7 was printed on her jersey. He knew she was in the eighth grade at the Canton Junior High School . She had told him all this in the conversations they had on- line. He had enough information to find her now. Shannon didn't tell her parents about the incident on the way home from the ballpark that day. She didn't want them to make a scene and stop her from walking home from the softball games. Parents20were always overreacting and hers were the worst. It made her wish she was not an only child. Maybe if she had brothers and sisters, her parents wouldn't be so overprotective. By Thursday, Shannon had forgotten about the footsteps following her. Her game was in full swing when suddenly she felt someone staring at her. It was then that the memory came back. She glanced up from her second base position to see a man watching her closely. He was leaning against the fence behind first base and he smiled when she looked at him.. He didn't look scary and she quickly dismissed the sudden fear she had felt. After the game, he sat on a bleacher while she talked to the coach. She noticed his smile once again as she walked past him. He nodded and she smiled back. He noticed her name on the back of her shirt. He knew he had found her. Quietly, he walked a safe distance behind her. It was only a few blocks to Shannon 's home, and once he saw where she lived he quickly returned to the park to get his car. Now he had to wait. He decided to get a bite to eat until the time came to go to Shannon 's house. He drove to a fast food restaurant and sat there until time to make his move. Shannon was in her room later that evening when she heard voices in the living room. "Shannon, come here," her20father called. He sounded upset and she couldn't imagine why. She went into the room to see the man from the ballpark sitting on the sofa. "Sit down," her father began, "this man has just told us a most interesting story about you." Shannon sat back. How could he tell her parents anything? She had never seen him before today! "Do you know who I am, Shannon the man asked. "No," Shannon answered. "I am a police officer and your online friend, GoTo123." Shannon was stunned. "That's impossible! GoTo is a kid my age! He's 14. And he lives in Michigan The man smiled. "I know I told you all that, but it wasn't true. You see, Shannon , there are people on-line who pretend to be kids; I was one of them. But while others do it to injure kids and hurt them, I belong to a group of parents who do it to protect kids from predators. I came here to find you to teach you how dangerous it is to talk to people on-line. You told me enough about yourself to make it easy for me to find you. You named the school you went to, the name of your ball team and the position you played. The number and name on your jersey just made finding you a breeze." Shannon was stunned. "You mean you don't live in Michigan He laughed. "No, I live in Raleigh . It made you feel safe to think I was so far away, didn't it?" "I had a friend whose daughter was like you... Only she wasn't as lucky. The guy found her and murdered her while she was home alone. Kids are taught not to tell anyone when they are alone, yet they do it all the time on-line. The wrong people trick you into giving out information a little here and there on-line. Before you know it, you have told them enough for them to find you without even realizing you have done it. I hope you've learned a lesson from this and won't do it again.. Tell others about this so they will be safe too?" "It's a promise!" That night Shannon and her Dad and Mom all knelt down together and thanked God for protecting Shannon from what could have been a tragic situation.. NOW EVEN FORWARD THIS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS SO THEY CAN SEND IT TO FRIENDS THAT DO HAVE CHILDREN OR GRANDCHILDREN Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. 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Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Wife : Do you want dinner? Girl : Do you love me? Every day our true personalities get disguised in many different ways. Whether when we wake up and wear branded clothes just to make people think we're cool, or brush our hair in a certain way to look good, or show up to work and socialize with people that in real life wouldn't be our friends anyway. The only time when we're being 100 ourselves is the time we spend in the bathroom. Not only have our looks changed but our voices changed too, for example:
A people voice is the voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren't their friends. I like to call it "the work tone". This voice is automatically happy, nicer, funnier and sweeter than their normal voice. It is also often more high pitched and louder than usual. This voice is similar to the voice used when answering a telephone or when working in retail. When you switch your "people voice" on you will find someone saying: "did you hear how sweet she was? she's not normally like that"
Is a result of the change in pitch and tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more feminine tone in it with scattered speech patterns and pet names or childish words. This type of speech is usually frowned upon or mocked when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will definitely receive a huge amount of ridicule like "did you hear Joe's girlfriend voice when he was talking to Dana? Let's beat the crap out of him".
When a girl talks to her boyfriend in that annoying high pitched giggly voice while playing with her hair or chewing gum. When confronted, this girl will deny the fact that she uses this tone and will be annoyed at the sound of other girls using it. "Hey Joe, how've you been I missed you a lot this weekend and couldn’t stop thinking about you".
Used by men who try to order the weaker sex around. It is low pitched, loud and dead serious. It is always accompanied by scary face expressions and hand gestures. "How many times have I told you not to wear that outfit?" It's scary at first but then the feeling will eventually blow over.
The voice men and women use when they're out with a large group of people or in a loud club. It resembles yelling in some way or another and used when trying to be heard. It may sometimes include repetitive sentences and raised eyebrows.
After being heard the speaker gains confidence and tries to think of something important to say so that he/she wouldn’t look stupid and so says the shortest meaningless sentence ever due to lack of concentration. 6. Baby voice: The voice that God only knows where it came from used when you talk to a baby (or any cute creature like a puppy or kitten). Being EXTREMELY high pitched with lots of gibberish one can only kill themselves. I'm sure it's one of the main reasons a baby's first word is MUM (a cry for help). Some can often confuse this voice with the boyfriend voice due to its frequent use with your man.
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When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile. Woah. I can't believe you read all that. You deserve a PIE (opens FREE PIE SHOP) if most of your knowlegde comes from fridge magnets and you often quote them to your friends/family/enemies/random people on the street just for the sake of it, copy this to your profile. If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE,Lemmebeme Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you have read a 700pg+ book in less then a day, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile if you have out something plastic in an oven to cook and it didn't completely melt copy and paste this into your profile. If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile (I should not have read this now I have to do this) If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile Hey read this guys !! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, god, I'm gonna miss your dumb jokes' If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. How to Be Annoying: Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme constantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home. Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Set alarms for random times. Honk and wave to strangers. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies. Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!” In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break. When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (really? I thought it would be cold) On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (It does not! does it? ohh it does) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (now they tell me) On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!) Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!) Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!) Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?) Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!) Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae) Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (again now they tell me) Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions-"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food now?!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) RANDOM FUNNINESS! I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder I swear to drunk officer I'm not god! Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!! Let’s do it again!’ (I'll be that friend) One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!) People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this? "Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. "Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks... 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sug ar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) (I You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You zone out even with other people. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You're profile is REALLY long. Your computer runs out of memory. You can't stop writing! Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D If you stare angrily at apples/tangelos/grass/pears because you KNOW they are after world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes then when you do criticise them your a mile away and you have their shoes. :D Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (people know me there) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've had to for conversation :() If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Quick answers... 1. Beer: drunk 2. Anorexic: models 3. Relationships: gossip 4. Purple: Marysues 5. Power Rangers: Wannabes 6. Weed: wild flowers 7. Steroids: Hulk 8. Cartoons: Animation 9. The President: is he really going to make a world a better place? 10. Tupperware:boxes 11. Best vacation: Hong Kong 12. Santa Claus: Red and white and a really fat cheerful guy. 13. Halloween: trick or treat 14. Bon Jovi: Have a nice day!! 15. Grammar: Boring. 16. Facebook: Friends 18. Marriage:THE END OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A HAPPY, ROMANTIC REALATIONSHIP!! 21. Redhead: Annie. 22. Blonde: Ditz 23. Pass the time: Read 24. One night stands: lonely 25. Donald Trump: '' 26. Neverland: Peterpan all grown up 27. Pixie Sticks: Hmm nothing 28. Vanilla ice cream: Eww 29. High School: high school musical 30. Work: NOOOO!! 31. Pajamas: nighty night! 32. Woods: don't destroy em!! 33. Wet Sock:Ew 34. Alcohol: WHY?? 35. Love: awwwww If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You dream about PJO every night. You curse a god/goddess a lot You have mone (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek(I'm trying) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology. You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You have done at least ten of the above the things above. (\_/) Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!! R.I.P. navin luckie he was a great person. On October 20th 2007 Navin climbed a neighborhood tree. He was up pretty high, most boys would think cool but it wasn't cool when the branch broke. Navin fell an ambulance came to his home in Ft. Campbell, KY. They took Navin to the nearest hospital. They put him in a helicopter to go to Vanderbeilt (if that is how you spell it) Childrens Hospital in a coma. Three days later on October 23rd Navin died. At school the next day his friends wouldn't see him. Instead they would be mourning for the loss of their friend. There is a bench dedicated to him at the front of the school that he went to. Navin was my best friend. We would talk about Harry Potter, Star Wars, and almost anything else you could think of. He was a kid that loved life. We would talk about what we would be for halloween, but we didn't get to trick or treat together. One simple thing as climbing a tree killed my 10 year old best friend. He is in gods hands now, so i know he will be fine. I will miss talking to him. He appears in my dreams sometimes but i wish it was every dream. I wish that the day that he climbed the tree i was there to say "Don't do that you could get yourself killed." but Navin would probably just laugh and say "Payton stop worring so much, you should come up with me." We will all miss him. If you have ever lost someone close to you, it doesn't have to be by death, please copy and paste this onto your profile and write your name next to mine. zeusgirl39, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE and please help tell Navin's story to help people have fun but be more cautious. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I lose to myself all the time sometimes I even win) If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you think that everyone in your family is crazy besides you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Once I forgot how to spell PIE) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much weirdo?" The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder... Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. "I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT" "Dreams like a podcast. Downloading truth into my ears. They tell me cool stuff." A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. He who laughs last didn't get it. If you hate Preachel copy and paste this onto your profile if you are wondering if someone coppied and pasted this stuff to their profile instead of writing it copy and paste this to your profile if you like my story copy and paste this to your profile if you wake up one morning and find brusies and scratches on you and don't know how they got there copy and paste this to your profile If you want to push rachel elizabeth dare of a cliff copy and paste this to your profile Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? Last Olympian. 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? Posiedon, Dionysus, Apollo, Artemis, I don't like Zeus. Ironically there is a thunderstorm going on over here right now. OH NOO!! 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Perachel? Nahhh I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. All of em!! I am not kidding I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. No not yet If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. (every single day) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile (BEAT 4:30 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) (I need help) If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. 1. First thing you wash in the shower? Head 3. Do you plan outfits? No 65. Do you like your life right now? it'sokay 66. How often do you talk on the phone? not often 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! I got seventy apply to me. out of a hundred 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Amanthi 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:Amaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue panther 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Not gonna answer this 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wijamde 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): blue sprite 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Mjujki 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): dont' have a pet, sob' 9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): NU UH!! 10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) No.1 avacado?? 11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Black gun wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson Abortion Abortion is an act of murder and irresponsibility. I'm pretty sure that we all know where babies are from. And I'm pretty sure that we all know that making babies can be... fun. And to all you people who don't know where babies are from, here's the answer. Well, there is a man and a woman. They like each other and after a period of time, they decide to sleep with each other. Then, they move around and squirm and make weird noises. And after about 9 months, the woman may get really fat. Then, she goes through a very painful process called giving birth. Basically, she lies on a bed and squeezes out the fat from her body. And the fat can move and is alive. And that's a baby. Now, we all know that some people just wanna squirm and make noises in bed just for the fun of it. And the woman get really fat. And she doesn't wanna squeeze out her fat. So she gets a needle and kills the fat. That's abortion. It's murder! It's killing of her own son/daughter But still abortion is bad cause you're killing someone. It's not just direct murder. You killed someone before they saw their first speck of light. Before they took their first breath of air. That's so mean. Those two precious moments are to be remembered forever. Abortion is bad. I am admitting that I have a problem and I need help. I am addicted to FanFiction!! Whenever you are in a situation where you will most likly die, pick up a burrito, throw it, and shout at the top of your lungs "BURRITO FIGHT!!" It works every time. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the Least. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, seaweedbrain537, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Lemmebeme To racist People: You are so stupid! First of all, what the heck is the matter with you? Secondly, I hate racist People, because I have Latino, Mexican, African, Japanesse, and other races in my family. I am white, but I am part German, Irish, English, and French. If you're racist, you're a hypocrite. You're hating yourself, idiot! Unless you inbreed with your family(another sudder), which is illegal for humans. So bacicly, you're a criminal either way. If you continue to read this, although you get angryer by the minuet, Here's a personal question:'Why do you do it?' Copy and paste my argument if you agree with me. REDNECK SECURITY SYSTEM INSTALLATION 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 k 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, INSTALLATION COMPLETE!! Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Nowshin, SoDesuKa,Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales, surfgirl, GreekGekk72, Posidon's daughter, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE. Lemmebeme Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, It takes 34 muscles to frown, and 34 muscles to smile, But, it only takes 4 muscles to stick up your middle finger and say "Bite Me!" Try to Read This I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly romantic and touching, copy and paste it into your profile It's also quite disturbing if you think this as well copy and paste into your profile Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. On your way out of the bathroom and someone using a stall, turn off the lights! Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. total=3 Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will I had to. I don't lke being haunted. Joke. a drunk man is walking down the street then he starts shouting, "I'm Jesus! I'm Jesus" when a man who knows him tells him he isn't Jesus the drunk says, "I am and I can prove it." so the two men go to the bar the drunk just left. when they enter the barman goes, "oh Jesus not you again." I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (I am NOT joking here. there is LIVE in there. and not all of it friendly) there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. help me. I am scared. BADLY!! I think I need to go to a phyc... head doctor. Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means! : |
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