How is Sakura ever going to live down the embarrassment and shame when Tsunade demands she take the mission she is assigned to. UPDATED WITH NEW CHAPTER!

A collection of humorous drabbles and oneshots featuring our favorite ninja and his pinkhaired medic. [rating varies from K to M.]

DISCLAIMER: i do NOT own harry potter. The Naruto gang gets an assignment from tsunade to protect harry potter and that they'll be staying at the school for 12 yrs. Please rate!my 1st fic, and i MUST know to comtinue or not!

That’s when she saw him. Water dripping form his ebony locks and onto a well toned body. Dark eyes stared at her, locking her gaze with his. She could have sworn she was even drooling. But then the moment shattered when he asked, 'Who the hell are you'

Ranger walks into a trap. Babe fic.

RS Men have hurt her way too much. Now she's living like a shadow of herself. How can anybody help her? Is it too late? Will she ever be able to be happy again? Sometimes you just need somebody to open your eyes...

Vlad is invited to the Fenton's for Christmas and he and Danny get caught under the misletoe. Light slash, VxD. ONESHOT!

He absolutely detested that his first born was being, and allowing herself to be courted by one who was below her.

They were the best of friends. He invited her to a celebration that night, and everything was going just fine until she found out that he lied to her. Their love was usually ficticious. Someone thought it was real. NejixSaku T for suggestive themes

Neji and Sakura finally get to spend some alone time together, but of course it isn't too long before they're rudely interrupted. [NejiSaku]

She loves him, but he never notices her. Flufffilled OOC story. It's a good story though! ShikaSaku

Sakura keeps having dreams of a certain red haired man... WHAT! She's going to Suna? twoshot ooc

Neji stops by the hospital one day for a quick check up. Everything should go normally, right? “Neji! Not here! What if someone walks in!” [NejiSaku]

What happens when all the guys in Team 7 fall in love Sakura? Well its got to be one hell of a day! What will Sakura do? Who will Sakura choose? Slight SasuXSaku onesided NaruXSaku and at end KakaXSaku

Sakura comes to an odd conclusion one day.“I still think this is a bit abnormal. People really don’t do it this much do they?” [nejisaku]

TWOSHOT! YES I ADDED A NEW AND LAST CHAPTER! Draco never knew the deep, dark secrets the frizzy haired mudblood kept to herself. Until he stole her diary. WARN!

There has been a flu outbreak in the village, and Sakura ends up taking care of her two boyfriends, Naruto and Sasuke, and also her sensei Kakashi. [NaruSakuSasu]

When Tenten’s pregnant, everyone wants a piece of her. Of course, Neji has to deal with her pregnancy problems, and, oh, don’t forget the cravings!

Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD

Steph is bored and somehow she starts talking about love. What will happen when her love hears her confession? Babe Fic

Gaara makes a bet with Kankuro to earn some money, but will he rake in something other then just cash...? GaaxSaku Oneshot

Sakura had felt curiousity since she first saw Gaara. He looked so sad walking all alone. What will happen when she befriends him? SakuxGaa Warnings inside. AU, OOC

After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.

Itasaku. Their lives were not meant to be so intertwined…just as Konoha was never ever meant to ally itself with Akatsuki. Their meeting was by Chance. The same unpredictable Chance who loves to interfere with Fate. R&R

“Is the moment back now?” Sakura grinned wide at him. “Not quite.” With that she lunged, knocking him onto the grass. [NejiSaku]

A Shino drabble. Ever peered through to a world, with some glasses on? Shino has.

Set during the timeskip second chunin exams: Gaara is 14, Kankuro is 16, and Temari is 17. Hinata gets lost from her group and what happens when she meets Gaara? My first fanfic! A GaaraxHinata fic. Please read and review! An adorable oneshot.

Kakashi asks Sasuke a suicidal question. First fic, please don't be too harsh?

[Have you really forgotten?] Neji turned around. [Forgotten what] Tenten smiled bitterly. [So you have.] [Dark NejTen]

Sakura talks about being a wife. Gaara x Sakura. Warning: extremely fluffy. Please read and review.

Actions speak louder than words. Or in Gaara's case, sand speaks the loudest.

One Shot! Draco’s eye’s flashed as he pulled Hermione close and whispered in her ear “Then let me prove to you love, that I am second to none”

[GaaHina] i'm not a big fan of them.... but the idea wouldn't go away.... Gaara must protect Hinata from something dangerous.... his siblings

ONESHOT Draco thinks that everyone has forgotten his birthday but then he gets a surprise party held for him, he'll never guess who it was that organised it DMHG

A tiny light bulb lightened up above her head, of course, how could she not guess who it was? He was the only one who would possibly be wide awake at this time. “I…can’t…sleep…can I visit…for a while…just a brief little visit?” She said yes. Oneshot

Sakura had trained herself not to blush because a lot of the ninja saw it as a weakness in her, so a few of the guys make a bet. Who can make Sakura blush? And how? GaaxSaku Oneshot. Rated M for lemon.

Hermione and Draco have to write a creative story for their class, what happens when they try to work together? DracoHermione [ONESHOT]100 Literate!

Just a little DracoHermione oneshot i came up with. Hope you like it!

After watching the first episode of TF: Cybertron, I wondered what was going on in the head of Primus. Let's follow him after sending the Autobots on their way.

Aww, young love. To hold one in one's arms is so great a feeling. To let the world know that they both care deeply for one another. But not everyone agrees. Some people just find it sick and wrong. DMHG oneshot. Invloves an embarrasing conversation.

Hermione and Draco are head boy and girl and Draco has turned his back on the Dark Lord and joined our heroes. Ginny is convinced that Hermione likes Draco and can a simple dare prove her right? Oneshot DMHG, I suck at summaries, just read

The professors have decided to give the seventh years a survey. What will you do when you come across your worst enemy's answers? DMHG oneshot. Disclaimer: Harry potter belongs to JK Rowling.

What the hell do you want, Malfoy? she asked, about to stand up. Before I realized what I was doing, my hand flew out and took her by the wrist, stopping her leave.You.

It was just another one of those unpredictable Ino moments – the ones that made him understand her less and less, but the very ones that drew him near. ShikamaruIno

Oneshot! What happens when Draco wants to show Hermione he can definately please her?

Oneshot. When Draco finds out that Hermione cuts herself, what will this lead to?This is rated M but htere is no sex, but very nearly. Very sexual content. Warning: Cutting rated M for a reson. DMHG Please Review. Now revised

One Shot. HBP compatible. Hermione is captured and confined to a tiny box prison and the person in the box next to her is the going to be the least of her worries. In the end, who will save her? Rated for mature themes.

Miley left Malibu alone, to get away from an abuser. She doesn't know where she's going. What happens on her journey? Jiley & slight Loliver. COMPLETE!

Danny has doubts about Phantom's 'help' in society. One shot based on the song Savin' Me by Nickelback with hinted DxS. Rated for attempted suicide, but only attempted!

Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto are assigned to protect Harry Potter through his last year at Hogwarts. Will new feelings blossom? Will they survive? No real pairings...but...you know...

One summer alone with Sakura was enough for Gaara, but will he be pushed over the edge? And who is watching them? Gaa x Saku. OOC, OC.

Special Agent Nancy Drew of the FBI has been given her first op as a lead agent in the Witness Protection program. She's shocked to find that the men she's vowed to protect from the deadly Russian mob are none other than Frank and Joe Hardy.

Vald gets a surprise on Valentines Day. DPVM, SlashMM

She was violated and torn beaten and abused brutalized and left for dead. He found her and saved her. Warnings for mentions of rape and sexual violence. One-Shot. Naruto/Sakura.

Miley shoots the video for If We Were a Movie and find out that she has to kiss Jake Ryan in it. But is the kiss really what it seems to be? That's for them to find out. Jiley oneshot. Please R&R!

Jake is way obsessed with Cheetos, and Miley steals a bag from him. It's a chase as Jake runs after Miley, who thinks this is all about Cheetos. But what if it's about something more? Jiley Oneshot. Please R&R!

Just a little Transformers Cybertron oneshot for Coby and Lori. Before they arrive on Giantion.

Cybertron: A certain transformer has his sights set on a 15 year old girl. How far is he willing to go to get her and why does he want her? Complete!

RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! ONESHOT of the last package of ramen in the entire store. [Inuyasha and Naruto]

Just a little oneshot I decided to do for everyone as a Christmas present. This fic takes place in the Cybertron universe. Based off of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. R&R and Merry Christmas to all!

Phantom only likes to hear 5 words in bed. Vlad isn't one of them. DPDF slash. Pitch Pearl

Late that night, they met under the mistletoe. DHr.

The Game of Go Christmas Special! What was Christmas like for Naruto and Sasuke while they were at Hogwarts?and what was another reason for them to want to go home? No yaoi.

Sakura wonders why Shikamaru always lets her win at shogi. [ShikaSaku, oneshot]

Shikamaru explains his feelings to a gravely wounded Sakura. [ShikaSaku oneshot]

Sequel to Hero’s Collide. About a month after Danny had his talk with Optimus and Kicker he just finished a great battle with Plasmius where he hopes Valerie and his parents will now trust him for they heard and saw everything that happened during the fig

Danny is so tired, tired of everything. All he wants is for someone to hold him, to fend off the nightmares... Slash Fenton/Phantom Pitch Pearl

Danny makes a confession to the one person he's been trying to avoid these past few days... SLASH DPxDF Fluff TwoShot and Song Fic

Phantom now lives in a haunted house after he breaks up with Danny. What happenes when the two meet again after four years? Read and find out! SLASH DPxDF Hints of DannyxVlad One Shot

He loved her in the dark, and hated her in the light. [Itachi & Kagome] [Naruto & Inuyasha crossover & oneshot] Rated for implications of adult content.

Phantom finds himself alone all the time and in love with his human side... SLASH Pitch Pearl DPxDF Fluff One Shot

Tucker and Danny get sick once again and Sam is left with Phantom to take care of them. Eh, summary sucks so I'll just say the basics. SLASH DPxDF Lime R&R One Shot Fic.

Naruto's running away from the crazy fangirls who think that he's going out with Sasuke. Tired of it all, he turns to Sasuke to back up his statements. Only to find out that Sasuke doesn't really mind the rumors that much... [SasuNaru, shounenai]

[Vlad, Danny] No slash or yaoi or malexmale relationship! Set during the episode The Ultimate Enemy where Danny's parents die. The millionaire success is willing to throw everything aside to comfort a broken child he couldnt hate anymore.

Random Crack fic wrote at 1:40ish am in the freakin morning! Have some laughs and read it now!

Vlad's been having a lot of the same dream lately and it's tearing him apart. Basedish on a true story. Warning: Certain people may find this story offensive, though, if I tell you who, that ruins the ending. Live with it.

Based on the Blue October song Hate Me. Sasuke has always been cold to Sakura, but does he have a reason? Suicide attempt. SasuSaku.

Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.

KagomeSasuke Kagome Higurashi comes to Konoha to meet her good friend Kakashi. As she is being chased by stone ninja, she bumps into an onyx haired boy and they fall in love. Twoshot.

Facts. Female Shinobi Smartass: Sakura. Male Shinobi Smartass: Shikamaru. All it took was a simple trivia game…

Sakura is being abused by her father, will her teacher come in time...R&R! EDITED

Sakura tells about the man she fell in love with...

A Quick Fanfic Week story involving randomly Henpecked Hou on a new adventure! As told by his brotherinlaw...

SakuKaka. Sakura returns from a three year long mission. Hurt emotionally she seeks comfort in an unexpected shinobi. EDITED

Inuyasha Naruto crossover Everything is so troublesome. That is, everything but her. ShikamaruKagome

Naruto does not want to live anymore. Can Kakashi change his mind and does Sakura have feelings for Naruto?

Slash Warning: Pitch Pearl. First person one shot. Phantom contemplates Danny's actions during a nightmare.

INUNARU ONESHOT Do you have someone that is important to you? When a person has something important to protect...That is when they can become truly strong. Kagome helps Sasuke with his hate for Itachi. ' What...what is...love? ' SasKag

Damn, but I never thought that I’ll ever live to see the day my best friend finally loses himself over some girl. Oneshot. ShikaSaku.

Shikamaru's a father. [oneshot]

She stopped directly in front of him, standing and unmoving. She couldn’t break away from his piercing gaze. And right at that moment, she regretted coming home to him. ShikaSaku.

Her nimble, graceful movements never seemed to lose that attractive lure that begged you to become entranced by the sheer essence of it…

[ShikaSaku oneshot] No one ever knew, and no one was supposed to know. He always assumed it was Ino he liked, because it was easier, because she told him too, because it was safe. He was wrong.

I asked my friend Misty to give me several “challenges” for fanfics. This is the fourth, and so far, the most insane. WHEE! Includes marshmallows(durr), J. K. Rowling, and angry businessmen. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]