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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1231307, Profile Updated: 08-04-09
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, and Naruto.

Age: I'm fucking young.

Name: Shannon

Nationality: Full Cantonese Chinese, do not speak a word of it.

Other: I like subeta. Subeta username= clever.

'CAUSE I AM FUCKIN' COOL LIKE THAT, BITCHES.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect(lol at this one, mormons are not supposed to be perfect, look at the guy I like)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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How Far Can Idiocy Go? by Euri Scribbles reviews
Mikan Sakura, a bright and cheery girl, loved her best friend very much. She somewhat happened to read an article about making love. Mikan, being painfully dense, practically asked Hotaru but her best friend told her to ask Natsume instead. What now?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Facked up truth or dare by Artemis 85 reviews
ooo yes there will be blood, the title explains it all. Many pairings! NejixTen, GaaraxSaku, TemxShikaxIno. Contains lemons and dodgy but hilarious scenes...if you like dodgy stories and want an all nighter...your've got the right link...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Breakaway by onyx-dreams reviews
Unappreciated and overlooked, Sakura leaves Konoha and discovers that a bedtime story, is not just a story. She discovers her inherited blood limit and must rise to face new challenges. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,815 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Teenage Love Affair by coke.pepsi.sprite reviews
Tenten is caught staring at Neji instead of paying attention to the teacher. Short and simple. NejiXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unaccompanied by RofS reviews
Two years ago, he walked out the door and away from her life. Now, when she’s finally ready to let him go, he’s back, demanding entrance into her life – and her heart. SasuSaku. Two Parts, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Master and Mistress by Attama Ryuuken reviews
When he left Konoha, she was at his side. He, the master, her, his slightly reclusive mistress. Five years later, Sakura struggles to handle her two small boys and their father's ever growing lust. *Note* I've ran into a block in this story*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,128 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breeder Blues by Live-Ruido reviews
It's been many years, and now Sasuke needs a wife. MockPrincessfic Back with vengeance!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Revenge is Such a Sweet Irony by Vampire Isirith reviews
Sakura finds out that Sasuke is cheating on her from Naruto. With who? Well she goes to find out and insanity pursues as she decides to have fun with him and his little friend. Song Fic. Originally a one shot. Not Anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Inuyasha Style! by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
Haruno Sakura...a reincarnation, Uchiha Sasuke...the wolf hanyou, Hyuuga Neji...the perverted monk, Tenten...the Weapon Mistress Demon Slayer, Uzumaki Naruto...the adorable fox demon. Together, they make the best Jewel Hunting Team! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,811 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ask the kidnapped Characters Questions by SkyBell reviews
Have all your questions answered by Sasuke, Sakura, Kiba, Neji, Tenten, Shikamaru, Ino, Naruto, Hinata and Kakashi. Sasusaku, Nejiten, Naruhina and Shikaino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gaara's sex ed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Oh god' Temari said 'We have a Kazekage who doesn't know about sex' What will they do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,605 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Just For You by killthislove reviews
She amazes him on how much she had changed. Can she finally break him to start changing his mind about her? SasuSaku Characters might be a bit OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,652 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Song fic Challenge by silverrayne621 reviews
This is a challenge my friend gave me, Write 100 songfics. Ninth One: You're not Alone ItachixIno. Requests accepted Yaoi, Yuri, Hetero, No Pairings too!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Beautiful Disaster by Soapy Illusion reviews
Life gets complicated for the 14 year old school girl, sakura haruno. Gaara likes her but subaku no gaara IS NOT a romantic type. With the trouble of her rival and friends. ino yamanaka is there to make sakura and friends lives miserable.R&R!Chapter 8s up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
IT is back: Gaara style by SkyBell reviews
Not a romance. I reapet not a romance just a realllly funny RP me and my friend made. Basically Gaara freaking Sakura out in a strange situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
My Master, My Slave by major-motoko007 reviews
Sakura is Gaara's personal maid or should I say slave...GaaSaku of course
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A One Month Bet by Olly BaaBaa-Chan reviews
Sakura goes to Suna to train the medic nin, and Gaara thinks she can't do it. Maybe she'll prove him wrong. Rated for language and some adult themes. Check out the Revamped version.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara Gets Meds by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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The Church of the Flying Sasuke Monster reviews
Hello, would you like to join the church of the flying Sasuke monster? Yes? I know you do. He knows you do. We've been waiting. Sasusaku, Naruhina, etc. HE GREW DEMON HANDS OUT OF HIS BACK. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sleepovers Aren't For Sleeping reviews
... "I just wanted to have a nice sleepover with awl my fwiends. : " ... "Dude. Naruto. Shut up already. D: " Sasusaku right of the batish... Narukari, Saiino, other stuff... T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Hots List reviews
So Ino and I were making a list of the kinds of "Hots". "So are you, like, a virgin?" ..."Um, yeah." Sasusaku, Naruino, more later. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Best Friend is a Pet Turtle reviews
Watch this. Pay close attention to what starfish says. This displays my feelings for you exactly. I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER." Rejection isn't very kind to Sakura. :C
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Technology Illiterates reviews
What would Raptor Jesus do?" /pause. "WUT U TOK ABT?" Eventual Sasusaku. For those who don't like love triangles, you'll be satisfied with this. Other pairings soon to be decided. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Returning With Another reviews
Teme's back!" "What?" "There's something I need to tell you." He said nervously. "Come on, Naruto, you can tell me!" "He's got a girlfriend, a pretty one at that." Killity kill time. :D NaruKari, Sasusaku, TemaShik, and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Jaded Sapphires reviews
“Urgent news from the Petalburg Kingdom! Your engagement to Prince Ruby has been broken off, and in replacement, from the La Rousse Kingdom, Prince Jade is to be your new fiancé!” Full summary inside; CS, PS, IS Crackish in first chapter, beware!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008