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Gelissa: Hey! Smell my Silly Band! It glows in the dark and smells like fruit!

Morgan: That's what she said...

Everyone: ...

Chloe: Morgan, who the hell do you know that glows in the dark and smells like fruit?

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Me: (talking animatedly with one of my friends on the phone while eating McDonald's)

Carole: ... You know who you remind me of?

Me: (with a mouth full of French Fries) Who?

Carole: America. You definitely remind me of America. I'm going to start calling you that now. (grins while I just blink) So, America, how's your day been?

Me: (scowls at her) Shut-up, Canada.

Carole: ? Why am I Canada?

Me: Because everyone overlooks you in favor of me, therefore, you're Canada. ;P

Carole: Do not! I'm too awesome for people to not notice me!

Me: Oh, hello Prussia. XD

Carole: (opens her mouth then promptly closes it) You know what, forget you.

Me: (laughing now) But that would make me Canada, and I can't be Canada, because you're Canada!

Carole: I thought I was Prussia!

Me: Nah. Prussia's too awesome to be you. Besides, you've got a polar bear!

Carole: No, Canada has a polar bear! Kimojura, right?

Me: XD That proves you're Canada! You just got Kumajiro's name wrong!

(My Youth Pastor walks in)

Robby: You know, I kinda want to know what you're arguing about, but I kinda don't...

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Me: (has just finished explaining how I turned out the way I did)

Carole: Yeah... I'm going on Addicting Games.com to spank a blow up monkey now.

Me: Uh.

Carole: What? It's good, clean fun!

Me: ... Whatever you say...

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Me: ... And sorting hat pieces all over the place!

Morgan: (has just walked in) What?!

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Me: (looking at a picture of Chibitalia I drew on my agenda) Jessie... Look at where the unicorn on my agenda's head is on this picture.

Jessie: (does so) XD Italy's being molested by one of England's magical friends!

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Me: Akiza's name was originally Aki.

Jessie: Really? Why'd they change it?

Me: (shrugs) Dunno.

Jessie: ... Maybe they wanted her name to sound more erotic-I MEAN EXOTIC!!!

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Bradley: (to Jessie) Hey, pull my finger.

Jessie: (staring at him like he's nuts)

Bradley: Don't worry, it's not what you think. Just pull it.

Jessie: Alright... (does so)

Bradley: Penis, penis, penis!

Jessie: ... (starts singing) I made it out of clay! And when it's dry and ready-

Me: (laughing) You're horrible!

Jessie: What? It sounded exactly like the Dreidel Song!

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Chris: I think you're a commie!

Me: No! I was never Russia! ... That's Morgan.

Morgan: (suddenly appears) You called?

Jessie: Jesus-! Where'd you come from?!

Morgan: Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Jessie: Forget I asked.

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Kuro: (staring up at the ceiling in the lunch room at CentraFuge)

Me: (eating my breakfast with her) ??? Kuku? What's up?

Kuro: ... Wouldn't it be hilarious if the ceiling fell and crushed us all right now?

Both of our Youth groups: O_o"""

Robby: Katie, you have weird friends.

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Kuro: My school's awesome.

Me: Why?

Kuro: Because the only electronic device that you can bring and never get in trouble for is a PokeWalker.

Me: Mine too! Sweet!

Kuro: Where do you go to school?

Me: (tells her)

Kuro: O_O That's my school.

Me: No way. Really? How come I never see you then?

Kuro: I dunno. Wait. Are you the girl that threw a desk at a teacher before?

Me: T_T That rumor's still going...?

Kuro: I'll take that as a yes. Guess I'll have to find you when school starts again, right?

Me: Yep! (hugs her) -_-

Kuro: OMG LET GO!!! TOO TIGHT!

Random kid at CentraFuge: That what she said!

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Me: (talking to Coco Gash Jirachi online) So, what do think of Spinarak and Ariados?

Gash: Spinarak's fine cause it's small, but Ariados... O_O TOO BIG, TOO BIG, TOO BIG!!!!

Jack: There's so much innuendo in that sentence...

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Me: Whenever I here Capricorn, it makes me think Apricorn, which makes me think Apricot, which makes me think Anzu Mazaki, which makes me think of Tea Gardner, which makes me think of friendship speeches-

Kuro: Which makes me want to kill myself.

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Brandon: (walks into English class wearing an Easter Bunny mascot mask with sunglasses over the eyes)

Me and Jessie (both do a double take)

Me: Cute! (hugs him)

Jessie: ... No comment.