Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.

There are advantages to becoming one of the monsters you used to slay, but vampiric powers are no substitute for actual parenting skills. More than 830 years later, Raizel remains completely helpless in the face of human cuteness and wants to adopt everything that moves. Thank goodness Frankenstein has all that practice caring for children.

·M-21/Kentas· M-21 has been set up as a sacrifice to summon a demon.

Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!

The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.

Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...

Because there simply isn't enough fanfiction for such an awesome Manhwa. What if Shark had injured M-21 more than he could heal from on his own and Raizel made him the offer of a contract? Eventual Slash planned, but this isn't really a romance story.

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

Harry fled his past, flew away from the shadows that still haunted him. Steve had his own futuristic foes to battle. And even Fury wasn't sure how to go about debriefing a supposed mythical creature. Rated for Fury's coarse language.

John and Sammy have to survive Dean's first day of Kindergarten. John's POV.

A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Nothing is what Roy thought it would be: he's obsessed with Hawkeye, Ed's missing, and a Nazi general from the other side of the gate has discovered an alchemy-like magic. Then Jewish-looking Roy stumbles into the general's eager hands... -takes place after first anime, ignores movie. Full summary inside.-

It's just a another regular morning at the Avenger's Mansion. Tony's causing trouble, Clint's making witty comebacks, and Steve's trying to keep the peace. Add a little Hulk and you've got a huge problem. What's a team leader to do? -Rated T for cursing!

"I don't remember the damn password. You have 5 seconds to get out of my way before I neuter you with my gun." Cross threatened the stone guardian. Harry had never seen the Gargoyle move that fast in all his years at Hogwarts. Rate M for language.

Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.

What could the Legendary Dark Knight have seen in a human woman? How Dante's and Vergil's parents might have gotten together and scenes from the twins' childhood. Romance, violence and cute kids.

Pre-Series. Sam's second semester at college. Dean realizes how alike Sam and Dad really are. Up now: Ch2 - Dean goes to Stanford to take care of his little brother. Please note: story has become WIP.

With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.

A bored Fullmetal Alchemist is never a good thing, as Mustang is quickly learning.

At the height of the War of the Scars the Princes must protect Hogwarts from an elusive band of hungry Vampaneze. But is their help even wanted? One-Shot.

In SCORPIA, the airports were informed that capturing the danger, Alex Rider, was a top priority. Later, when he's detained at Heathrow while on a school trip, Alex finds out that MI6 never detracted that order. Oneshot for prone2dementia.

When Balthier took a job from a mysterious employer, he found more than he bargained for when he recieved his reward. Now wandering Ivalice 1000 years in the future, can he find his way home? More importantly, why does his chest ache all the time?

Fourth in the "World Traveler" series. Warped away by a Demon Wall, Balthier finds himself on Earth again, but it's quite different from what he remembers. Of course, a war between human hating machines and machine hating humans always makes a difference.

There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.

Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.

Sequel to When Pirate and Pirate Meet 2. Jack sailed to Ivalice searching for the Fountain of Youth, and with help from two Sky Pirates, finds it. In the fight that ensues with the guardian, Balthier is turned 16- again. "Worst year of my life, I recall."

As it turns out, taking a pair of alchemic child geniuses to a seafood restaurant is not a good idea.

Six year old Olivia upholds the Armstrong family tradition, to her father's delight.

Roy and Ed have an alphabetical insult contest. Hilarity ensues.

In a broken mirror, Ulquiorra reflects on his past before he became a Nazi soldier. A companion piece to Shrapnel.

The Queen has ordered Ciel and Sebastian back to France to investigate the mysterious vanishing masterpiece of van Gogh’s Starry Night Over the Rhone.

Read it, you will laugh your butt off if your in a marching band. you know most to all of it's true, just admit it

Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.

AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.

Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.

everyone has one of these, I know, I just really wanted to make a list. most of these are related to my band experiences, but maybe they're like yours too...

Allen really couldn't fathom exactly what Cross would want with a carnivorous flower. Unfortunately, he can't exactly object when his master orders him to take care of it. Now, how is he supposed to get pass those vines and teeth so he can water it...?

Current manga spoilers. Kanda Yuu vanished, taken by the enemy. Six weeks later, the Order has irrefutable proof that he is killing Finders. The Order steps up the task of finding him, but the line between sides has become indistinct. COMPLETE.

Timcanpy is one bored golden golem. So, he does what any other bored golden golem would do. Check out what everbody else is doing! The consequences are great, though. ONE-SHOT!:D

Move the barrels to the other side of the circus grounds. Mana wasn't entirely certain how this simple job had turned into a contest between him and his son however that's exactly what happened. And the child seemed determined to win. Allen/Mana fic.

Mana can't believe that an entire year has passed since he took in the child whom he found at the circus. The child has became very important to the clown and Mana finds himself wanting to do something special for Allen. Thus a birthday surprise.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ALLEN WALKER unit. To unlock his full potential and to stop him from eating you out of house and home please read the following manual carefully.

There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...

So maybe having a stakeout at an amusement park wasn’t the best idea. Eagle never did like the spinning rides. Prompt shot for The Firm’s October Challenge.

Simply a compilation of things either the people in my band class or myself have done that should not be done. Funny. Enjoy!

Yachiru comes to Kenpachi with an age-old philosophical question, and he solves it in typical Kenpachi fashion.

After an exhausting day of performing, Mana and Allen bond over ice cream and a very unusual bedtime story. Some moments are just priceless as the clown will soon find out. Mana/Young Allen fic, seventh in a series of one-shots. Please read and review.

Back to school series. Wee-chesters.

Assuming a certain Hellsing line occured at the same time period as a certain Phantomhive line. The two meet as an order from their Queen. What will happen when they realize just how alike they really are? Possible pairings, theories, and ...madness.

Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!

a list of things i learned in marching band. soem silly and some really hit me.

Just a bunch of reasons I love band. Hope you like it. I know summary suked butif youre a true band person you'll laugh.

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

You are now the proud owner of a Lavi unit. To unlock his full potential and keep him out of trouble or at least in less trouble please read the following manual carefully.

The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven

A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...

How you can know you're a Band Geek I just had to do one of these. Especially with Marching Band starting.

-one shot, with sequel- Allen and Lavi get stranded in the country of Amestris and they happen to meet none other than the Elric brothers. (EDITED 12-16-15)

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.

K Unit have fought many battles. They've fought in many different areas, including high up in the mountains, down on lakes, and deep in the mines. But this battle is difficult, and has them stumped. The enemy? Head lice. The battleground? Cub's scalp.

RE-WRITTEN. One-shot. 'The large window had a human-shaped hole in it. Cross peered outside, staring down at something, and Allen was nowhere to be seen.' Cross does care about his pupil - honest.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

At Harry's 4th year at Hogwarts, the triwizard tournament takes place, but not everyone participating is a wizard. Who are these exorcists anyway? DGM HP x-over, T for violence & ocasional language. DISCONTINUED

This SAS soldier is in way over his head.

Take it from me: being sharp and shiny ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Beer 'verse Story: Tragedy topples a carefully constructed world. Rating due to language

Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Pre-series. Sam at school.

High school is a difficult place, especially when you're at the bottom of the social ladder. But there are worse things out there than jocks, pop quizzes and Dostoevsky. When students start dying, can Dean keep Sam safe?

Six years after Seras escaped from Raccoon City, she is sent on a mission to rescue the American president's daughter who has gone missing in Europe.

The Exorcists are sent to Hogwarts without knowing what Hogwarts is and what they are supposed to do there. Meanwhile, the Millenium Earl and Voldemort have joined hands in their plot to destroy the world. AN: Penname changed used to be Kagine324

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Ichigo wakes up at the Shinigami Academy, he has to graduate if he wants to go back home, there is one condition though, no one may find out that he is a ‘hero’ from the Arrancar war. Can he graduate before the students find out his real identity?

After Faith, a job has the boys looking for missing hikers in Wyoming. While Sam worries it’s connected to what happened to Dean ten years ago, Dean wonders if Sam would be better off back in the world of normal.

Beer 'verse Story: Tensions ride high and the links that bind begin to unfurl. A Thanksgiving Story. [Rating Due to Language]

The Impala may be pregnant and that's just the start of Sam and Dean's problems. Humor fic, not to be taken too seriously:

Sam had been a bit clumsy as a child, but this was ridiculous. Missing scene for “Bad Day at Black Rock.”

DISCONTINUED.

John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?

Seras is sent to Raccoon City to investigate Umbrella. Her timing couldn't be worse.

Preseries, Stanford. Sam's dormmates are relieving exam stress by telling their best stories of horrific family antics.

AU. There's absolutely no logical reason to keep a car as distinctive as the Impala. Then again, life isn't always logical. Sequel to Lady in Black.

Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.

Preseries. Scholarships don't pay for everything. When you're not talking to your family, that makes summer the worst time of the year.

Through a brilliant deduction, Kanda discovers his greatest adversary. Allen on the other hand, remains blissfully ignorant. [KandaxAllen, TimcanpyxAllen...seriously.]

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

A small plotless piece of fluff following the events of A Beer. Sam wants Dean to come over.

A collection of moments during the early years of Sparda and his earthly family. AU depending on your POV. Chapter 17 finally done The Anniverary: Side B!

Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.

Prepilot. Sam has gotten everything he ever wanted.

A night of hustling dosen't go exactly as planned... OneShot.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

It's a really stupid thing I wrote that I thought other bandies might identify with.