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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Writer, gun for hire, beer lover. JSYK: I'm Canadian and sometimes my spelling is different than what you may be used to. Ignore the highly unnecessary 'u's and you'll be fine. I smoke and cuss too much. I write and read a lot and love the arts: music, acting, performing... you get it. STORY INFO: I update on a pretty irregular schedule. I'd love to be consistent, but my work scheduling is continually whack. Thanks so much for the encouraging words, questions, and requests for details. It is much appreciated. Twitter much? Check it. Follow me. http://twitter.com/withvampires |
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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9730 - Favs: 10,213 - Follows: 12,102 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Coffee Mournings & Cocktail Knights by RainerNight reviews
AU/AH - Edward Cullen & Bella Swan are co editor-in-chiefs of Entertainment Magazine 'BE'. They're Best friends & Co-Workers but is that enough? Edward's amidst a divorce and Bella's longtime boyfriend Jake's career is taking off. Come join in the fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,307 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21557 - Favs: 12,119 - Follows: 8,059 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 4,291 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,127 - Reviews: 3695 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Whatever is Left of Me by ViolaOphelia reviews
When Edward returns to Bella, he does not realise that a few hours earlier she nearly drowned. He finds that the girl he came back to is very much altered from the girl he left behind, and that it takes more than saying sorry to rebuild their lives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,508 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Space Where You Belong by morethanmyself reviews
Jaded with love and resigned to being alone, Bella moves across the country to start over. There, she meets her quirky, bronze-haired neighbor, who just might change her mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by luluwolfkill reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7343 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9151 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Under the Same Moon by Jen733 reviews
Most would call it young love, but for Edward and Bella, it was much more. They promised each other forever until tragedy struck and changed their plans. After years of separation, will they ever be able to forgive each other? AH/Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6260 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hot Mess by Pbroken reviews
Bella & Edward are firefighters who hate each other & when Chief Swan decides to retire early,they both set out to win over the crew & gain his position,but when they fight fire with fire,the heat will change everything.AU/AH Mean Dirty Edward&Tough Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,804 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Love is Unwanted by jaspersvalentine reviews
It's two years after Edward Leaves Bella in New Moon. She has moved on to the best of her ability and is now using music as an outlet for everything. The Cullens come back, but Bella doesn't want Edward back anymore. What will she do to convince him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,321 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
The Imprint by Kat097 reviews
In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,495 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Audacity of Change by CyraBear reviews
Bella has just moved to Seattle looking for a new start. She starts working two jobs, making friends and flirting with guys. Too bad the one she's really interested seems out of her reach.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Speaking in Code by mamabean reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Illusion, a Shadow, a Story by ysar reviews
When Bella Swan's typical teenage life is forever changed, she's forced to rely on a brother she barely knows and the makeshift family that surrounds him. AH, OOC, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,065 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BF Forever by chosmer reviews
It's one thing to have to wait around until your brother grows a pair, but when he bails on your BFF... it's time to take matters into your own hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emotional Education Of Edward Cullen by Picklewinkle reviews
Edward Cullen is brilliant and complicated but also closed off and socially inept. Can Bella teach him how to tap into and understand his emotions through an unorthodox experiment without breaking her own heart in the process? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,542 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4509 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sharpest Lives by lvtwilight09 reviews
Five years after Edward left, the Cullens find Bella. She is no longer who they knew her to be and has managed to destroy her life with the choices she's made. Can Edward manage to save Bella from herself before its too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,406 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9950 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7524 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The world is at fault and he is to blame by Saren Kol reviews
A disaster neither could have prevented changed the lives of two teens. Years later she gladly disiplines the willing and he's looking to atone for his actions. If he wants to be punished, who is she to deny him? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,413 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teenage Dreams by BelleDean reviews
A smile, two bottles of wine, sweet kisses and great sex are all it took to make idealistic Edward believe he's met the girl of his dreams. When all his ideals and ambitions are crushed, is she still the girl for him? E & B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,869 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5112 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
A boy with a passion lost moves away with his parents in a desperate attempt to cope with his deafness and meets a girl who speaks before she thinks. Forks is a place with dark secrets that slowly unveils, the kids hiding both past, present and future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,519 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Animal I've Become by agoraphobiantic reviews
Bella was changed after Edward left her. But unlike the Cullens, Bella's embraced the animal she's become. What will happen after she's finally reunited seventy years later with Edward and the rest of the Cullens? Co-written with RaeCullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
So Important reviews
Edward's life is changed when Bella Swan moves to town. She came to find peace and solitude, but met the Cullen family instead. Cannon pairings, AH. AU. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,862 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Edward, Bella