Name: Taylor

Age: As if. Hint: 12 to 193. xD It's the last one. No. It's...-computers crashes everytim before I can say age.- 'damn.'

Hometome: I live in a town in a state in the U.S.A on the earth in outer space in the universe in the...idk

About me: HMM. I'm new to fan fiction if that counts. Nah...Well maybe. BOOM!! O-O Maybe he blew up my school. What was I saying?? idk. Well you will get to here of Iggy and I's wonderfull times together. Hold on. -annoying tick tock noise- Ok! I gave Iggy sleeping pills. I really don't need him blowing my house up...I think I gave Iggy the wrong thing.

Iggy: o.e HI!

-cheaks- I gave him those caffine pill things. Oops. Better then Nudge having those thing. O.O HIS LEG TWITCDED! -.- Don't give Iggy caffine pills kids. It's like giving a killer a weapon that could kill someone in seconds saying "Have fun you can now kill all the people you want!" While I strap Iggy in my closet you get more tick tock. -more tick tock annoyingness- AS I WAS SAYING! I'm pretty ok I guess. Take away that fact that I can't keep Iggy from expolding something in my house. People say I'm nice and funny. Soo YAY! I've also been told I'm... -big breath- random, odd, perveted, creepy, funny, nice, evil, demonic, sweet, crazy, scary, insane, messed up, huggable, clumsy, distracted easyly, and and AND not human! :D all from my friends! I'm not THAT perveted! I am demonic though. -evil laugh then thunder booms in back ground with a flash of lighting.- AHH! O.o Where did that come from?! HEY! There's a fire truck outside. At 2:43 AM? Odd. My friend Maya has called me huggable many times before. Don't know why. CAUSE I'M HUGGABLE! Is that a word?... I just looked up what my name meant. It means tailor. TT~TT I have a job as my name meaning.

Iggy: O.o ...hahahahaha.

(I gave him some water and now he's ok) FINE! You won't go back to the flock.

Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Flocksick. OH! Iggy's name means Firey One. Ironic. I now have a suger heahace...THOUGHT! I just looked up something and if. Iggy ever got a girlfriend.

Iggy: HEY!!

They could name thier kid if a boy Aden.

Iggy: Why??

Because it means little fire. He would match his daddy! xD The meaning of the name Angel is Messenger Of God. O.O we're doomed.

Iggy: Why? -tells him what I just put.- Iggy: O.O oh. Yeah. BYE!!

--Fav books--

1. Maximum Ride

2: Twilight

3: Vampire Academy

4: GhostGirl

5: The Host

6: Darkest Powers series (The Summoning and The Awakeing)

7: The Immortal series (Evermore, Blue Moon, and ShadowLand(not out I think) thats all I know of)

8: House of Night series

9: Thirst

10: Den of Shadows

11: Darcy's Diray series (Is that the series name?)

12: The Womans Muder Club

13: Run For Your Life series (From James Patterson. I LOVE his books! WOOT WOOT!)

14: Vampire Kisses

15: Vampire Knight

16: 13. Dead is the New Black the books following that one. (not sure what the book series is called)

17: Blue Blood series

18: 13 Reasons Why

19: Kissed by an Angel

20: Night World

21: Magyk series

22: Fruits Basket

In that order.

--Fav Movies--

1: Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment (It's not out untill next year but I already love it!)

2: Hancock

3: Transformers

4: Twilight

5: New Moon (It comes out like next month but I already love it!)

6: Eagle Eye

7: Saw I

8: Saw II

9: Saw III

10: Saw IV

11: Saw V

12: The Hills Have Eyes

13: The Hills Have Eyes 2

14: Happy Feet (You didn't think to see THAT. Did you?)

15: Batman (all of them)

16: Beetle Juice

17: UnderWorld

18: The Simpsons Movie

19: The Inuyasha Movie 1-4

20: The Breakfest Club

In that order

--Fav Bands--

1: Escape the Fate

2: Three Days Grace

3: Disturbed

4: Papa Roach

5: All Time Low

6: We The Kings

7: Slipknot

8: Taylor Swift

9: Linkin Park

10: ShineDown

11: Seether

12: Theory of a DeadMan

13: Sixx A.M.

14: Skillet

15: Nickelback

16: Godsmack

17: Rammstien

18: Trapt

19: Secondhand Serenade

20: Michel Musso (I spelled his name wrong didn't I?)

21: Jennette McCurdy (The girl who plays Sam on ICarly sings)

22: Avril Lavigne

23: Carrie Underwood

24: Hinder

25: Superchick

26: Skindred

In that order

--Theme Songs--

Three Days Grace-Riot = Me

Trapt-Headstrong = Maya

Hinder-Running in the Rain = Hanna

Lifehouse-Whatever it Takes = James

--My friends--

Maya = Since 1st grade

Hannah = Since 1st grade

James = Since 3rd grade

We are in the 8th grade. That gives you a clue to how old I am.

--Boyfriend--

James! He's my best friend and boyfriend! Also his theme song is his theme song because at one point we were SOOO close to breaking up and he sang me this song! I thought it was sweet! Mostly because he did it in front of the school! We have a talent show type thing and he sang it for me! =D We have been dateing since the 6th grade! We have a dance this Friday YAY! We of course are going together and are going to slow dance to probley all the songs. Last dance when we danced there was no space between us. I had my head on his sholder AND his theme song came on. YAY! Forever frozen in my brain. Also he's ok with me birdnapping Iggy. =D Mostly cause he thinkgs it's funny. =/ oh well! =D YAY!

Iggy: Ummm? What are you talking about?

My boyfriend Ig. You meet him. James. Remember?

Iggy: Yes. Kinda.

-rolls eyes- Oh well.

--Quotes--

"Rose, how could I forget being naked with someone as beautiful as you?" -Dimitri, Vampire Academy: Shadow Kiss. xD perverted BUT funny. I'm on Blood Promise!

"Oh my god a kind word from Rosemarie Hathway now I can die a happy man!"-Adrain, Vampire Academy Shadow Kiss or Frost Bite. Adrain is a guy and is a HUGE flirt with Rose. She hates being called Rosemarie. I blame her not. Iggy: What are you talking about. NOTHING!

"Don't go to sleep on me, Roza. Not yet." Dimitri, Vampire Academy. AGAIN can't remember which one it was in. I'm thinking the first one. xD Also if Rosa AKA: Roza(thats her name in Russin) fell asleep she might have died. They love each other! Iggy: I'm still in the dark! You were always in the dark! That was mean. Sorry Ig.

"What were you guys talking about?" My friend/boyfriend James said after my friend Maya walked off. "I have no clue! Something about a dance and a frog I think?" "Frog dance?" "YES!" -James and I. See I'm smart. It was really the school dance and about her class dissecting frogs. TT~TT I didn't wanna do it!

"Annoying stick in the mud meany arse person!" -Hannah talking about our hated math teacher Mr. Simcox!

"Are you sure?" James asking me if I was sure I wanted my eyebrow pirced.(TYPO) "Nope. But I'm doing it anyways!" I'm getting it done on my bday!

"Guess what happened last night?" Maya. "What?! You almost died eating a gummy bear!" Hannah "Stop saying stuff from GhostGirl." James. I was being emo and quiet.(xD) "Ummm? No. I fell out of my chair laughing at something on youtube." All of us. O.o "So?" "My computer chair has the little arm rest things! I fell OVER it." Thats our Maya for you.

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." -Fang, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. It was after Max got the chip in her arm removed and she was on Valium.

"My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii." -Max, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. After Fang, once again, taunts Max for the Valium incident.

"Man, you weigh a ton. What have you been eating? Rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" -Fang then Max, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment. Max had one of her brain attacks. It was her first one or second one. Maximum Ride fan remember?

"I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much." -Maximum AKA: Max, Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Thats a long title.

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang, Maximum Ride: ?? I forget which one. I'm pretty it's STWAOES or FW.

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella, Twilight. It WAS Twilight? Not New Moon or one of the other ones??

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang, Maximum Ride: School's Out--Forever. I wish school was out forever. It's also hard to see Fang saying this. Image him in a pink ballet tutu thing doing ballet moves in the sky? All the ... means he was punching someone. YAY! xD

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve, Maximum Ride: MAX. Were did she come up with THAT name!?

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment. Poor pudding Iggy. Iggy: Huh? She put this on some weird voice thing and she just quoted me? SHHHHH

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy, MAximum Ride: STWAOES. It's to long of a title.

There's lots more most from Maximum Ride. It's hard to find quotes for some of the other books I read. I also wanted to put Max's LONG yell after she got! I CAN'T SAY ANYMORE!! If you've read FANG then you know what. After she gets something the somethings and she does that long scream that is all one HUGE word. I just can't remember it...I also don't have the book...I borrowed it from Maya.

--Friends on Fanfiction--Umm well no one. Damn. Oh wells! I shall now go away and talk with Iggy, Maya, Hannah, or James. Probley James. =D YAY! He said he needed to tell me something today anyways. O-O Please be good! BYE!

Iggy: She told me to say bye.

IGGY!

Iggy: OK! Bye!

Good boy. xD JK.

Iggy: Huh?

Nevermind Iggy.

8th grades almost over!! I'm starting high school soon! Also James and I are still dating =D and i still have Iggy...Iggy: Help me..(Don't worry! I give him to the flock ALL the time...I just still him back)

How about they don't but they say they did? Also also also last time I was on and James wanted to talk to me it was because...-drum rool- he wanted to tell me he loved me!! =D YAY!! I also said it back and I've been happy ever since lol. Also I'm now in love with the xbox 360 and the Left 4 Dead games!! They are the best games in the world! xD That reminds me of -boom in the background- -.-" not again. Iggy!! Did you blow up the toaster again!?

Iggy:...Umm no...

Your dead.

Anyways I was saying that reminded me of when James came over and we were playing Left 4 Dead (1st one) in my room (my parents made sure the door was open -.-") and it was on expert while we were playing Death Toll right at the church guy. I was Francis lol and I made James be Bill when he went to the bathroom. He glared at me lol anyways!! I walked up to the door and talked to him and I thought this was funny. CG: Who's there!! Francis: Let's see, I'm Francis, that's Grandpa Bill, and THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE! OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!XD The only reason I thought this was funny was because James said this..."That's not very nice Taylor." I laughed soooo hard since I was playing as Francis. aLSO THE captions say open the goodman door?? well for me they did. I also FINALLY have a story up...take a guess on what it is? Also did anyone see how much Fang and Max played tonsil hockey?! I also didn'y wanna know about the way Max kissed...eww. I mean they didn't act the same...what so ever! Ok well they did sometimes but still! When did Angel EVER go crazy enough to try and KILL Max!? Also when did she get a voice? I mean it kinda reminds me of Breaking Dawn...I'm not kidding. Why is Dylan there anyway!? When did they make him? Why can't he just die? I don't like him...WAY to perfect! It seems annoying. I also got to say Iggy is a great drummer! = He played drums at my house and he sounds pretty good...in fact he's playing right now. =D yay. Anyways bye bye for now lol. BTW have you heard people saying lulz? It's weird!!

I MOVED!! I'm...somewhere in my grandma's town...REALLY earlier and they have computers!! I'll try and update my stories AND if anyone reads this I was in a role play for Twilight-PJO girl about Percy Jackson...since I'm no longer Rachel they need Rachel...and others. If you've read Percy Jackson so help HER! Her name is Anna btw =] I won't be updateing a lot it will take way longer to update AND I got the funniest review on my Lovehate BITCHES.

idk who it is but it said I Luv Edward for the name...

To I Luv Edward: Yes I am an Idiot...I tried slaming a revoling door for the fun of it. I'm talking about the EDWARD IN THE BOOK!!!!!!! In the book he seems hot but in the movie x.x nope. I'm not as you spellled jelous (jealous) that I can't have him...I don't think people can have guys or girls in books...and I don't think you have a chance with Robert since you are mostly likely a teen of about...14 15? basicly around my age. If Robert wanteed to date a teen he can go right ahead but I don't he would. Your review just made my day! XDD keep flameing if you really want to!

--Friends on Fanfiction--

NOW I have one...well maybe two...GamerGirlFromHell (which is still probably one of the funniest penn names ever) Her real name is Kayla if you didn't know. I might be friends with her friend Anna...Twilight-PJOgirl...the one with the roleplay I told you about. I don't know I only talked to her like once or twice...oh well. READ ANNA AND KAYLA'S FANFIC'S!!!! XD I had to do that :D

OH!! Since my birthday is really close (like in two weeks) I might be getting a laptop! THEN I can update whenever I want!! :D I walked here btw...I asked my granny...she said yes...so I'm sitting her with other people at computers doing stuff idk or care about...People keep looking at me to see why I'm typing so much XD it's kinda funny...anyways since I forgot to eat I shall leave and get food! YAY!!!!!!!