(i can't believe this!!*snif* my story" horror, fangirls, sushi and tullips?" is gone damnit... guess that it didn't fit te rules then, but that's strange, cause i see a lot of those ficts her on fanfiction.net... why do they remove mine.. but i have the same thing here, it's actually my bio thing soo.. i'll hope you like it *sniff, sniff*)

mckimmie: heyya people, welcome to my *drums* BIO.

vegeta: nothing interesting people, just a irritating little brat.
mckimmie: shut up veggie, and I'M NOT LITTLE, I’m 14 dammit. AND 1.65 meters (higher then you, WHAHAHHAHAHA)

vegeta: Brat with pimples

mckimmie: HEY, I don't have them.
vegeta: yes you do
mckimmie: do not
vegeta: yes you do
mckimmie: do NOT
vegeta: YES YOU DO
mckimmie: NO I DON'T
vegeta: YES YOU DO

goku: would you please stop that yelling, it's making my head hurt.

vegeta: ha, there's not much left there to hurt, baka

goku: huh, what do ya mean, I do hav... HEY, that's not nice

vegeta: wasn't suppose to be nice

mckimmie: would you to pleeeeaaase shut up, I’m trying to give my bio here.

mckimmie: oke my real name is Kimberley, 14 years old, but you already saw that *sweatdrup*

vegeta: ugly name..

mckimmie: shut up, or I’ll tell Bulma that you really like that pink shirt, but you're too pride to admit it. ^ _ ^

Vegeta has a horrified expression on his face, but then immediately changes to his normal look*

Vegeta: you got me there woman.

mckimmie: good, let's continue, without interruptions *glares at Vegeta*

mckimmie: my favorite food is... SUSHI!! i love it, can't have enough of it!! Sushi eating my favorite activity in the world!!!

everyone with a shocked expression*

mckimmie: hehe, besides watching dragonball z of course *sweatdrup* hehehe

Goku: I like sushi

mckimmie: me too!!!!!

Goku: let's go to a sushi bar then, al this is making me HUNGRY. Ooooh listen, my belly is talking to me. heey how are ya?...

mckimmie: *falls back with feet in the air, but stands up again* aaaaaaallllright, but NO time to waist*throwing one fist in the air* now let's eat SUSHI!!!

goku: *does the same* YEEEY

goku and mckimmie are walking in a polonaise to the door, singing* we're gonna eat SUSHI, we're gonna eat sushi! yeah

marai trunks lands before us with his handpalm to us* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait, don't walk any further.

mckimmie: oh hey trunks, wanna eat sushi with us?

trunks: sure... what, no, wait, I don't and nether should you, you still have a bio to finish.

mckimmie: darn it!

goku: partypooper!!

mckimmie*snif* let's go on then... oke. My favorite movie is the lord of the rings trilogy.

All others: WHAT??

mckimmie: i'm SOOOOORRRY, BUT it's my best movie

vegeta: stupid girl

Trunks: what!? Why not a dbz movie, like the history of trunks. *puffing his chest proudly*

mckimmie: CAUSE I like REAL movies more, not cartoon movies, I’m 14 remember.

mckimmie: besides, the history of trunks is a dbz SPECIAL, not an dbz movie *sigh*

Goku: *sniff* and I thought you liked me *sniff sniff*

mckimmie: aaaah. I DO like you *hugs goku very tightly*

goku: mmmmhgggg... need to breath, air supply empty, need oxygen.

mckimmie: oeps, got carried away *removed my arms*

goku: *took a deep breath* freedom!

mckimmie: oh my god... O_O

all others: WHAT?

mckimmie: he's just like my father, I’m freaking serious... I realized that on this very moment!! ...freaky...

goku: an other look-a-like?? I thought that goten was the only one?

mckimmie: not from the outside you moron.

goku: oh oke

goten*crashed through the door* WHO CALLED ME? I’M HERE!

everyone points at goku*

goku: what did I do?

mckimmie: you said the name!! *still pointing to goku with widened eyes*

vegeta: it was used in a example, stupid brat.

goten: owh, I get it, I’m not wanted here *walks away with a sad face pointed to the ground*

mckimmie: aaah you can stay here if you want to

goten: *sniff* really??

mckimmie: yep

goten: all right!

mckimmie: now you guys can ask questions to moi, I don't know what I can say more..

trunks: ehm... where do you live?

mckimmie: i live in... THE NETHERLANDS!!!

goten: owh.. They got a lot of those flowers, oh yeah.. TULIPS

Trunks: and wooden shoes

vegeta: fat farmer girls with stupid outfits and pigtails

goku: CHEESE!! and..and..and, it's in the alps, lots of mountains, right??

everybody has sweatdrups and falls back with feet in the air*

mckimmie: *stands right up again* HOW STUPID CAN SOMEBODY BE?! No, it's not in the alps, no mountains, it's extremely flat and it's UNDER SEA-LEVEL!

goku: oh.. Didn’t knew that.. About what where we talking about again???

mckimmie: *sigh* the Netherlands

goku: ooh *sweatdrup* I already knew it was flat.

mckimmie: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, oke, next question!!

goten: oooooh i know one*jumping like a idiot* pick me, pick me!

mckimmie: *sigh* yes gotten?

goten: who is your favorite dbz character.

mckimmie: thaaaaaaaaat's a good one... I don't know... trunks is handsome, ehm... but goten is cute... i like vegeta's character^ _ ^ , but goku is funny! i can't choose..

Everyone waits for tha answer

mckimmie: I CAN'T CHOISE, YOU'RE ALL MY FAVORITE. *hugs those poor four guys tightly*

goten: I feel a little light in my head
Trunks: can't breath
vegeta: brat, let.. go.. now mggh
goku*who was allreaddy used to my tight grip* ooooh a butterfly

mckimmie: woops got carried away, again...

mckimmie: oke next question pulease

vegeta: did the mates that created you, also create an other brat.

mckimmie: yes they did *turn the lights out and put a flash light under her chin and put it on, scary music played on the background*

mckimmie: it began 12 years ago, my mother came home from the hospital, with a new little cute baby, at least, in there eyes. Those simple minds didn't see what a saw in her, a monster. She's everything that a big sister fears. a selfish annoying little brat.
She's like a BLOODSUCKING VAMPIRE DEMON FROM THE UNDERWORLD!

goku: IEEEEEEEEEEH! *hides under his chair, goku ant the chair where both shaking*

mckimmie: *turns lights on* it's only a story!! And besides she is not REALLY a bloodsucking vampire demon from the underworld.

goku: fwweew, but I’m going to have nightmares, thanks to you

mckimmie: *sigh* it wasn't even scary, oke let the questions come.

mckimmie*cellphone rings* met Kimberley, ben ff bezig met een bio te maken hoor.

everybody stares at her with sweatdrup*

mckimmie*puts hand on phone* it's Dutch, sjees.
i'm back.
girlatphone: haaaai, can i pulease talk to trunks
mckimmie: why ??
girlatphone: because, girl, I’m his BIGGEST fan plus his girlfriend plus his fiancé, oh doooooh.

mckimmie: wait one moment *hands over the phone to trunks*imitating the girls voice* here is your biggest fan plus girlfriend plus your fiancé, oh dooooh!!!

trunks: *horrified look on his face, and slowly took the phone, listens for a while and then dropped immediately* AAAAAAAH!!

mckimmie: YOU STUPID &$%$%$, YOU DROPPED MY CELLPHONE! *picks it up carefully and start stroking it* my darling, are you allright?

goten: watched too much lord of the rings, that’s sure.

trunks: aaaaah! I can’t believe it, they found me, they found me.

goku: who??

trunks: my FANCLUB! WHY ME? I’M NOT HANDSOME!

mckimmie: sorry to disappoint you, but your veryveryvery CUTE!^ _ ^

trunks: YOU’RE ONE OF THEM, I KNEW IT, IT’S A VIRUS, I TELL YA, A VIRUS!!

vegeta: *whaps the back of his head* get an hold of your self, boy! I have been trough this fase too, so just listen to me. If you see one...

trunks: yes??

vegeta: RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVE!!

trunks: yeah, won’t work, there just too fast.

goku, goten and mckimmie together: RUN, DAMMIT!

trunks: I know!! thnx for the tip, sjees.

all three: LOOK BEHIND YOU!

trunks looks over his shoulders, and he saw a LARGE group of fangirls, screams like a girl and run really fast, followed by the group*

fangirl: TRUNKS, WE LOVE YOU!! MARRY US!!

trunks: IEEEEEEH!

they run out of the door with a dust ball behind them*

Goku, goten, mckimmie, vegeta*stood there with lots of sweatdrups*

mckimmie: right... I’m glad that you guys don’t have fanclubs anymore.

the 3 guys: Wellll...

girlvoice: there they are, let’s get them, girls!!!

vegeta: AAAAAAH!

goten, goku: IEEEEEEEH!! (Extremely girlish voice)

run trough door followed by fangirls*

mckimmie: sniff... I’M ALOOOONE!!! *dramatic spotlight pointed on me* ... it didn’t worked out great with the bio...oh well, WAIT FOR ME, GIRLS, !!