When Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric wakes up on one of the worst days of his life and ends up giving Colonel Flame Alchemist Roy Mustang a black eye, he thinks his life can't get any worse. But it turns around when his entire world is pitched upside down. Will he feel better after a bit of help from Roy Mustang? Contains yaoi, boyxboy, Roy x Ed, minor Hawkeye x Havoc.