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suicide is our way of telling God he can't fire us, we quit!

don't ask for it go out and win it do that and you will be rewarded

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost, that is alchemy's law first of equivalent exchange. In those days we really did believe, to be the world's one and only truth.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

A store owner moves to the box that the red head is hiding in. He kicks it and the red head says ‘meow meow.’ The store owner shrugs and assumes it’s just a cat. Then he hears something moving in the sack the blonde is hiding in, in the corner. He kicks it and it just wiggles. He kicks it again and the sack moves a bit, and then he hears… ‘potato potato’

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely Comfortable with you"

IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

with a 'death bomb'

BANG! BOOM!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

SASUKE RULES CLUB: IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org , xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess , Suka Uchiha, music addicted 4 ever,

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.


92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san, sasusaku4ever911, music addicted 4 ever,

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love naruhina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love nejiten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, cop

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuosly just because you frickin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Vampires & would LOVE to become one, post this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (or multiple people in my case), Copy this into your profile.

Copy & Paste this into your profile, if you know someone or have a loved one who has DIED or is living with Cancer, then add your name to the list: CrImSoN-AnGeL666, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012, sasusaku4ever911, music addicted 4 ever

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, sasusaku4ever911, music addicted 4 ever,

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,sasusaku4ever911, music addicted 4 ever,

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· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Proof that Sasuke cares for Sakura..

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come.

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side...the pity things is it wasn't enough...

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark recede was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. Again a proof that Sakura has some sort of control over his mind.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face. (More than just a hint in my book.)

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people!

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think?

-The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out.

-In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is.

-Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something.

-When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something.

Only for up to date manga readers...

-Very subtle hint that may just be my opinion. When Sasuke blows up the hallway and he's looking down in the hole at Sai, Sakura is the first one to see the new Sasuke. She's the one he last saw when he left Konoha (left the city, not during the Find Sasuke Arc) and she's the first one he sees out of Team 7.

-When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato go to find Sasuke, and after they do. It was after Sasuke talked with the Kyuubi. He said that he didn't want to use any of his cruder methods. Of course, Orochimaru stopped him, but that shows that even after two and a half years, he still cares, even if it's just a little. He still has "bonds."

-When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato met up with Sasuke, the only one to come out from that meeting physically unharmed was Sakura.

-Some say that Karin, in Team Hebi, has hot pink hair. That is possible, cause if the pink is darker, i think manga-drawers would actually make them black...well, you can't make them grey, like between light pink and brown or red. But back to the topic. If Karin did have pink hair then maybe Sasuke picked her because she reminded him of Sakura. The pink hair and the specialty with chakra.

Movies...

-In the first Naruto movie, at the end when the Snow Country became the Spring Country, when all the snow melted, you could see Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke had his head resting on Sakura's lap and he didn't mind.

-All throughout the movie, Sasuke and Sakura were always working together.

~Naruto Birthdays~

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
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Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Princess by Princess Rebelle reviews
Training to become the wife of someone you don't know is hard enough without a raven haired mysterious boy, troublesome friends, and who you are being a complete blur. But that Sakura's life, right before it takes a major U-turn. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the secrets that lay hidden behind the smile by rose-knight23 reviews
Sakura has been hording a secret. A secret that is devoring her very soul, should she tell the one she closet to? Or should she hide it from them? The secret is life or death, what will she chose, her life or telling her friends. SASUSAKU NARUHIN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,457 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Yours by sasukelove2 reviews
I'm yours Sasukekun. It was a phrase she repeated to him every night they spent together. It was the only way he'd complete the intimate act, the only way she could be connected to him again. SasuSaku A different kind of love story...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,038 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Second Summer Of Love by Refboarder reviews
Takes place DURING the Second Summer of Love when Eureka & Renton were alone for a year in the Genuine Promised Land & afterward. CAUTION:Contains situations which AREN'T meant for children. Inspired by the Eureka Seven Vol.12 DVD cover. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Eureka Seven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,368 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Eureka, Renton - Complete
Sweet Harmony by Silverdusk07 reviews
“..You don’t know me…so you better not mess with me,”..a story of two persons where one has so much popularity and the other one lives with innocence not caring much of other things..how will they get along with each other?..Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,038 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
His Father's Strength by FinalFate reviews
Haruno Sakura is pregnant and half of Konoha claims to be the father of the beautiful cherry blossomed kunoichi’s baby. When he’s born green eyes open, black hair shifts, and a beautiful baby boy looks up at Sakura with all the strength of his father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,864 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sleepover by Nhelsea Caylor reviews
Gai, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma have placed their fromer students in an awkward situation for one night. this one nights leads to strange missions, new romances and a new face!NejiTen NarHin SasSak ShikaIno ShinoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,134 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The New Born Uchihas by suka uchiha reviews
When Sasuke and Sakura are on a mission, they ran into Itachi. Itachi decides to Kidnap Sakura knowing that she's pregnant. Will Sasuke be able to save her before she gives birth? READ AND FIND OUT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,508 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Crushes Between Friends by Maximum Ridegirl reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been best friends since they can remember. Now with the last year of high school creeping up will that friendship bloom into something more? sasuxsaku, hinxnar, tenxneji, some sasuxino dedicated 2 Flirty Aquarius, my best friend!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,757 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Life With Sasuke Uchiha by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Have you ever wondered how it is to live with the Uchiha prodigy? It's crazy really. How would i know? Well... My name is Haruno Sakura. I am Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend... And I just recently moved in with him. /Sequel to: Go Ahead Kill Me/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
I Dare You by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku 'I dare you, teme.. Sleep with Sakura chan' She was the exotic exchange student from America who was oblivious that Sasuke would be trying to seduce for 7 days. 'And you have to complete the dare in a week's time.' LEMON ALERT! HIGHSCHOOL FIC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,025 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Painful Secret by HarUchiha reviews
SasuSaku - Sakura Haruno is an average high school senior at Konoha High, but this pink-haired teen has a secret that leaves her bruised every night. Can a mysterious new student pry that secret out of her and protect her from her pain?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,228 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Go Ahead Kill Me by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke and Sakura are fighting alone and it comes to the point where Sasuke has the chance to kill her... Will he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Mischievous Princess by Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90 reviews
Sakura is a princess who is carefree and spirited. She hates to be stuck in the castle and escapes often. One day, she meets a special stranger, that might just change her whole life. Now she has to decide, her kingdom or her freedom. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,821 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And So They Met by sekretfandom reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha High's Ups and Downs by UchihaKyoko reviews
Welcome back to Konoha High! Our friends are jr.s now, and there is plenty to worry about. Romance, fangirls, and schemes! Who knew that high schoolers could be so devious? RxR please! First high school fic. pairings: sasusaku, nejiten, shikaino,naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura Seasons by xo-stars-xo reviews
Shy Sakura is a freshman in Konoha academy. She has no experince in friendship or love so she has no friends and is living on her own. Will she find her true love and make friends? sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, shikaino & more. AU & OOC. SEQUEL UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Inuyasha Style! by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
Haruno Sakura...a reincarnation, Uchiha Sasuke...the wolf hanyou, Hyuuga Neji...the perverted monk, Tenten...the Weapon Mistress Demon Slayer, Uzumaki Naruto...the adorable fox demon. Together, they make the best Jewel Hunting Team! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,811 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I'm a someone by Jenix reviews
Sakura and Hinata are nobody's at their school, but what happens when they sign up for the talent show? What will if they befriended with Sasuke and his friends? SasuxSaku NaruxHina NejixTen InoxShika. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,984 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Soundtrack by Entoxica reviews
Sakura lost her mother at age 6 and then life went downhill for her. A group of boys start to bully her, with the whole school on their side. But what happens when Sasuke finds out about Sakura's father?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,080 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Haruno Happiness by Sakura-Chan555 reviews
Sakura and her family own a cute restaurant called 'Haruno Happiness'. She and her friends work there too! One day, 4 guys come in and have a little snack there. Then, they start coming in everyday! SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oh, the Summertime by evidently-emily reviews
[Sequel.] Catch the group for another story filled with drama, love, heartbreak, and friendship. Will there finally be some answers? [NaruHina. SasuSaku. NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,042 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Many Ways To Annoy or Kill Karin by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Read the title. Normally we don't character bash, but Karin..just needs to go. She's weird, and it's completely unhealthy for Sasuke to be around her. He's supposed to be with Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Karin U.
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making by evidently-emily reviews
Theres drama in every high school, and that applies to Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, TenTen, and Hinata's school. How will pregnancy, unveiling of pasts and lies effect the group? Can they make it? Slightly OC & new charries. NejiTen. SasuSaku. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's An Animal by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura sneaks out of her house one night to be with her boyfriend Sasuke. ONE SHOT! SONG FIC! Rated for sexual activity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Kiss That Kills by cookiiex reviews
[Sasuke&Sakura] 'Sasuk..' Sasuke glared. 'Shut up.' And he crashed his lips on hers. Slowly, Sakura closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around his neck.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mentally Unstable by CakeAndSprinkles reviews
The jounins have cooked something up for their teams. Being with people you love, hate and kinda know isn't easy. especially when your forced to go on a camping trip with them! mainly SASUxSAKU, but has other pairings! yea, i changed the title!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Cruise by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU When Sakura and Hinata each win 4 tickets to a month long cruise, they instantly know who to invite. With love triangles, possible pregnancies, robbery, and so much more starring the eight teenagers we all know and love. SasSak, NarHin, NejiTen,ShikIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
Summer Camp by Aurora Ciel reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, and Ino decide to go to summer camp. There they meet an obnoxious loudmouth, a lazy genius, a prodigy, and a slightly emo guy with a stick up his ass. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno Full Sum inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Love, Love, Shine by silverdragon994 reviews
Tenten is an optimist, Neji is not. Sakura is a bookworm, Sasuke is cool. Hinata is a very shy girl, Naruto is the number one hyperactive ninja of the world. Ino is a loudmouth, Shikamaru is a lazyass. What happens when they get together? Chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Be There To Love Me by Acoustical Trance reviews
The first time I saw my husband was on our wedding day. The first time he spoke to me he told me I annoyed him. The first time I felt alive was when he said he loved me. [AU] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tears of Blood by DemonGirl-Setsuna reviews
It's the night of the new moon and Kikyo finds a human InuYasha. Hours later, he dies inside Kaede's hut and a heartbroken Kagome returns home. 7 months later, a girl and her twin brother transfer to her school. The brother leaves Kagome stunned he looks
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,723 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete