Holy crap, I feel like I just woke up from some sort of hibernation. Last time I updated my profile on here I was 15. FIFTEEN!!! I wasn't even aware that I'd ever been 15. Well, time to get on with this introduction.

Hi there random stranger, my name is Samantha. Feel free to say hi and increase your status to acquaintance.

I've been writing stories since I can remember. I haven't always been the type to share my writing but finding fanfiction all those years ago changed that for me. I love this site. I tend to spend my time reading and reviewing rather than posting any stories. I hope that this will change. I have all the time in the world this summer and I hope to go plot bunny hunting soon.

The stories I have up are likely riddled with grammatical fuck-ups but they're my babies and I am proud of them. I will hopefully continuethose unfinished stories in the coming days, today is June 28th 2012.

How I feel about my stories in order by publishing date

What pink things don't know won't hurt them

This story makes me blush, I wrote it so long ago. My author's notes are so passive aggressive. I don't plan on changing it, unless I'm held at gunpoint to do so. I will leave it up as a reminder to myself to be courteous to my readers and my own stories. It's cute and I like it more now than I did then.

Yaoi fangirl's favorite type of math

"Naruto?" He called out in his usual 'I'm-better-than-you-in-every-way-and-you-know-it tone,' but to no avail. Holy crap, wow. I tried to say that aloud and it's one hell of a tongue twister. Somehow I still love this line. It makes me happy to be alive. Once again, I don't have any plans to update this. It's a part of my past and I heart it.

Niko Kishitamo

This here is one of my greatest achievements. If you look closely at the word count of my stories four out of five do not exceed 1000 words. This story on the other hand has over 20,000 words. I do plan to continue this story. Even while I wasn't updating I still received some reviews, favorites, and story alerts. I love those who have read it more than I love chocolate. (To those of you in the world who dislike chocolate or are allergic, Chocolate = a lot)

P vs P READ ME!

'Even the loners followed Sasuke, which pretty much cuts your loner-ishness by half.' :3 I'm fucking hilarious. This is also a story I plan to continue but I can make no promises as to how fast I will update. I have some new chapters written out but I wrote those years ago so I'm not sure if they are up to par. I had great ideas for this stories, the plot bunnies were in season.

Where will orange meet blue Do you know?

Lol, what a title. Holy crap. I actually got mad at myself for not finishing this story. I'm not really trying to brag when I say it seems really interesting. Ugh, I also plan to continue this. I need to see what the ending is like. I want to know what happens. I could actually feel the energy I had writing it as I read the words.

I really like these divider things, they're cool. Anyways, back to introducing myself.

What I do on the internet:

Facebook- Maybe one day I'll put it up

Tumblr- You should follow me there

Fanfiction/Fictionpress

World of Warcraft

I'm in college so when Fall term rolls around depending on how difficult my classes are I may update more or less. I hope I have things for you lovely people soon.

Bye bye