"Is it not strange that sheeps guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?" Benedick, from Much Ado About Nothing, upon hearing guitar music.

Now for the profile...

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Appearance: Stands 5'7'' tall, weighs 124 lbs (approx.). 'A' line bob haircut, dark brown hair. Green eyes, large. Pale skin. Usually wears whatever. (meaning whatever doesn't smell too bad...I mean what!?)

Likes: Italian food, Chinese food, Mexican food, chocolate, Halo, Gears of War, Elder Scrolls series, FEAR, Call of Duty,...okay, lets just say video games...Pokemon, Eureka seveN, and reading. Oh, and writing.

Dislikes: Stupidity, organized religion, cell phones, the color yellow, mayonase, seafood, ranch dressing, idiots, being sick, preps, morons...oh, the list goes on and on...

I probably don't like you. Then again, I might. If you think I will, IM me: ceiridwen is my AIM account.

I usually use fanfiction to roleplay in the forums, as I find the constant shift of action to be a very good writing exersize, and good for testing out characters.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, sadbabyblue4321, Experimental Angel#234, HappyEmo666, Ranting Writer, goddess of lacrymosa

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the American teenage population would probably die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off at such a lame declaration.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who value your life over a few seconds of corrupted bliss, copy & paste this in your profile and be proud about it.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted. If you are a member of the 0.5 percent that think you're above such double-crossing fads, paste this in your profile and continue making your friends the good ol' fashioned way.