All Malfoys are Ferrets. No Grangers are Ferrets. Unless a certain Granger is a Malfoy. Then that Granger is a Ferret. Too bad that Granger was soon to be a Weasel. Then that Weasel cannot be a Ferret. Which is why something had to be done. Fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete