Real name: As if I'll tell you bunch of bakas!

age: 16

b-day: August 21

I haven't updated my profile in a while, and I'm to lazy to do it now, so yeah.

It's...COPY INTO PROFILE TIME=P

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa, then copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, chocked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are scared of clowns, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

Quotes

'Hey Sonic! Ronald MacDonald called, he says he wants his shoes back!' --Nintendo Power magazine

'The king has died? Gee, that's too bad. I've been named his heir? Well, how nice. Hang around long enough to say good-bye to dad? I don't think so.' --Giannine Bellisario, Heir Apparent author: Vivian Vande Velde

'And now, I know my A,B,D's' --London, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

'Go ahead and Juice me, I don't care!. . . . .OK, I do care!' --Cory, That's So Raven

'That depends on what you are doing here. If you are reading those scrolls for entertainment, then I suppose there isn't any reason for my visit. But if what you are doing is unlawful and you don't want to be discover, I might be here to warn you that the guard you brided just told his replacement about you and that his second official of the Empire has sent soldiers to search for you.' --Solembum, Eragon author: Christorpher Paolini

'And the belly attacks, AGAIN!'--me in a comic review

'Girls rule the planet, deal with it'--keychain

" Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go." -A T-shirt

'My room, my mess, my problem.'--me to mom (and got grounded for that T-T)

"When life gives you lemons the holy crap! You're pregnant!"~Ayla Greenleaf

"Sporks good, spoons bad" ~Teneche

"Why the hell'd you take your shoes off?" "Why the hell you dressed like a chicken?"~Home Alone 1

God created Adam and said "I can do better"-

God created Adam first because every artist needs a rough draft before they can create the masterpeice

-dances- I beat you! I beat you! Now I'm gonna eat you!--Sasukes-girl10

Hello little anal dwelling butt monkey- Bruce from BRUCE ALMIGHTY!

If you love someone: Stalk them, and hope for the best -unknown

If life gives you lemons, make grapjuice, and let the world wonder how you did it -unknown

"When you part with someone, always expect that one of you will die before you meet again. If you want to leave something unsaid, Fine. But be prepared to leave it unsaid forever." ~Walter Slovotsky

Whats the differance between a man and a catfish? Ones a bottom feeding scum sucker-the others a fish!

Money can't buy happiness? BULLSHIT! Thats just what they say to keep the poor from rioting!

I used to have superpowers...but my therapist took them away from me.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a pig? Too late they already have...its called a man.

When life gives you lemons squirt lemon juice in your enemies' eyes

Some people are like slinkies...not really good for much but you cant help but smile when you watch them tumble down the stairs.

-Your short!

-Im not short! Im just fun-sized!

"People who say their insane are actually sane. People who say their sane are actually insane. When you think about it, it doesn't make any sense. Just like the world. Because the world is insane and so are the people who live in it."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses have withered, and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head."

A life? SWEET! Where do you download those?

Humor is just another defense against the universe

I can resist everything except temptation

Q: What's pink and fluffy? - A: Pink fluff

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first

There is no love sincerer than the love of food

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Life is like a box of chocolate. After a while, both make you FAT!

"Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer!" - God

My sanity is like a chocobo. When it gets scared, it runs away. When it gets bored, it runs away. Toss it a greene and it's fascinated for long periods of time.

Your so fat, you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Friends are Nature's way of apologizing for family.

A survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies.

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is 14 days.

Coffe isn't my cup of tea.