Personal:

Name: Matthew (I am not allowed to say my last name on internet)

Gender: Male

Living area: Wisconson

Ethnicity: I don't know. I have light brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes.

Personal Bio: I'm a little insane. I have many friends. I have many enemies. I have odd parents. I write for three reasons. 1. I think it's fun. 2. It lets my imagination go wild. 3. It serves as my escape from reality. I often question the reality of the existence of man. I have a mind of total uncontrollable, unfathomable, chaos. I love chaos. I only write fanfics that don't include, homo stuff. Although I wear black, I'm not a goth. And I'm not an emo. And emos are not always people that cut their wrist. They just usually have trouble at home, like me. I'm trailing off aren't I? Damn. Anyway, I'm a well-rounded person.

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Writing:

I will write mostly Naruto. As time goes on I will most likely write other fanfics, such as Inuyasha, or FMA. I love those shows. But yeah, mostly Naruto.

Current Story:

Naruto: NG (For those of you that don't know, the NG stands for New Generation)

It is all about Naruto's kids after he became Hokage. It's an idea I got one day when drawing Naruto and accidentally colored his hair black. I thought, "Hey, What if Naruto had a kid that looked like this?" So I did it. I added a girl for the sugar and spice. It gradually grew more and more in my head until I went insane. Then my friend told me about fanfiction.net. So, I immeadiately ran to my computor. After the 3 day waiting period, my keyboard broke I was so excited. But, I'm trailing off again. It follows Naruto's kids growing up as ninja and facing the trials, of a ninja.

Pairings:

My favorite Naruto pairings are as so. Any others, I detest.

NarutoXany female but mostly Hinata, ShikamaruXTemari, Yuri, and almost anybody actually. Escept Orochimaru, Kiba and Chouji. Those 3 have no love life

My favorite Inuyasha pairing is InuyashaXSango

FMA: Please, obviously EdXWinry

If you read all the way here, you've got issues. So start reading stories and not profiles. ;P