H-hey!? What are you doing here? This here is PRIVATE PROPERTY! Leave these premises immediately! Go on, shoo!

... Fine, if you want to stay THAT badly, I suppose I'll make an exception... Just keep in mind that there is nothing of interest here, and you are most likely wasting your valuable time reading this sentence, when you could be doing something productive, like, I don't know, making a sandwich or somethin'...

I DO have another Fanfiction account that I made LONG before this one, but I made a completely separate account just so I could write Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: The Relationship of Team Skye. Why I went through all that trouble just to do that? Because of... certain circumstances that I don't want to mention.

I'm male, by the way, and that's all you need to know and are ever going to know!

... That profile picture that I have... it used to belong to my old Fanfiction account... Everyone I've known on my old account are all probably wondering where I've gone...