Hellow people!

Location: Really REALLY tiny country in Central America called Honduras

FYI... If you dont know exactly where my country is... GET A FREAKING ATLAS!

I live in a real home NOT a shack! I wear civilized clothes im NOT tarzan!

Age: i was born in 84514 B.C. (so that makes me 16 years old)

3 Words to describe myself: Weird, Insane, Extravagant =P

Type of music: you wouldn't even believe me if i told you...

READ THE FOLLOWING PLEASE!! Please!!

When i first heard about the swine flu, i was reading a book called "The Judas Strain"... believe me when i tell you that this is NOT the book you want to be reading when you hear about a plague... but you HAVE to read it! it's weird REALLY weird but you just have to!!

A word to the wise... NEVER EVER write your story in a notebook, it will take forever to type!

Fav Books: ANGELS AND DEMONS!! Maximum Ride, The art of War, Daniel X, Harry Potter, Twilight(who doesnt?), Once Minutos(eleven minutes),Eragon, Little Women, Captain Underpants, Anything by James Patterson, The Davinci Code, Amazonia, Excavation, The Judas Strain(I have really weird tastes).

Languages: English, Spanish and Sign Language in both.

PLEASE READ MY STORY!! IM DESPERATE(and if you could also review it would be really nice...)

THE END (or at least of personal info)(or is it??)

Okay people! Listen up! Have you ever noticed that everybody in FF puts on their profile that they're weird or stuff like that well last time i was scrolling down several profiles and i noticed that so i got to thinking and i realized that we are the 8 percent (you know the "92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at others" ).

Now the explanation... We are not cool, we are the geeks who read, we read a lot of series, we are the ones who read a book ten times just because we love it, we are the ones who if we already finished a book and don't have a new one we read all the cereal boxes in the meantime because we prefer reading than everything else. We are the 8 percent of weirdos in the world or at least we are the 8 percent of the 8 percent of the weirdos but we are the strange people the ones who are the geeks or nerds or loners or just the plain crazy kid in school. BUT we are proud to be what people label us we are proud to be crazy and weird and unique because that's just the way we are and we are not going to change just to be popular.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world tion

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
HighSchoolMusical Advice: if you're frustrated about your lack of singing and dancing abilities... break out into a song and dance number!
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...yo-yos were invented as a weapon
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an grown-up with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?