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I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Sepherif,randomreader1

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Naruto: The Natural Disaster by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
AU, What if Naruto wasn't an Uzumaki or Namikaze and, was instead a orphan raised in the fires of the Second Shinboi World War. Yet amidst the chaos he's taken in by a certain clan of redheads. Armed with the family he never had, Naruto will take the whole world by storm! Naruto Godlike, Naru/Kushi/FemKyu (Discontinued till further Notice)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,056 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Missing Anbu Commander by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
What if Naruto was born before the Rookie 12? What if he was born at Itachi's age and knew who his parents were? What if Naruto sacrfised his life to save his mother and newborn baby sister. In-turn changing his life forever? Powerful Naruto/ Naruto Harem (Discontinued for either a total rewrite or abandonment)
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,646 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of Hellwing Naruto by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
What if Naruto wasn't born in the Elemental Nations? He was born in Hell had a family, until their death. Naruto is a devil trained for countless years by a fellow Devil. Meet Hellwing Naruto WARNING Contains small amounts of Yuri (Discontinued till further Notice)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,127 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
My Obligation by Lord Basileus reviews
Harry is trying to prepare for upcoming battle and to come in terms with his life in school...and beyond. Rare pairing, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Helena R. - Complete
The way of the Warlock by Heiko2003 reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is looking for release in drinking during the summer. He meets a stranger who is suffering from a loss too. Are they able to get over their loss and help each other? And what does the stranger do for a living? Is he able to help Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete