When Hermione receives her letter concerning her intended as dictated by the recently passed marriage law, she's surprised to see that it has two names.

What if Dobby wasn't the only servant to the Malfoys. What if there was also a girl who worked for them. And what happens when she goes to Hogwarts? She never exactly agreed with their views in the first place. OC x DM non-romantic situation. Trigger Warnings: Child Abuse, Punishment, Coercion, Dubious Consent.

The story begins with Helga waiting anxiously outside the Doors of Hill wood preschool while her husband takes their child inside, with tears in her eyes, her memories go backward to senior year when Arnold returned and everything went from there... Taking off where The un-aired Pataki's would end. A story filled with laughter, tears and pregnancy oh and original cast. Rated M 17

Blaise forces Draco to play truth or dare with Gryffindors. What will happen when certain members are trying to avoid giving out too much information? What happens when secrets are revealed and loves are announced? And will Ron be jealous? Read and find out! Creature!fic

In order to save her, Bill and his brothers had to mate her. Hermione joins Bill, Charlie and the twins in a pack bond, the only way she can avoid the death eaters clutches. Things are never that easy, especially Fenrir on the loose looking for revenge. Bill/Hermione/Charlie/Twins. No incest. Smut.

Cursed by a dark spell, Hermione has to race against time to find a cure. When things begin to look bleak, the Weasley twins make an offer that turns her world upside down. Fred/Hermione/George fic, Rated M for smut.

Hermione returns to the Burrow for the Quidditch World Cup but what happens when on a hot summers night she can't sleep and neither can a certain older Weasley. Continued Due to popular demand. I OWN NOTHING

Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*

What happens when Hermione is sent to Cairo and runs into a Certain Red-headed Curse Breaker with Wolfish Tendencies

Hermione Malfoy was named the smartest witch of the era, then she found the one thing she couldn't do. With the strength of her husband, she soon finds out she's not alone in her troubles and the magical world has been hiding a secret for years now. Dramione. Oneshot for the mental health fest. *Complete*

After four years in a happy relationship, Bill and Hermione spend the summer solstice alone together - or so Hermione thought. She learns that in order to marry Bill, she needs to meet the approval of his Sire. Will their relationship survive the test Bill's Sire will set for her?

25-year-old Helga Pataki reluctantly agreed to attend her childhood friend's wedding only to wake up and find more than she bargained for the day before the event. Will this unexpected turn of events lead her to exactly what she's been missing?

Three years after the war, everyone is getting on with their lives and Hermione could honestly say she was quite content. What happens however when her life path becomes very much intertwined with a freshly divorced curse breaker and an adventurous dragon tamer? Only one way to find out! Story edited in 2019.

Helga moved at age 10. Now 28 and divorced Helga moves back to Hillwood with her son, who was conceived via sperm donor when she and her ex were trying to conceive. She quickly reconnects with boy she used to be in love with and cannot help but start to notice all the similarities Arnold and her son share. The fact they both have green eyes is just a coincidence...Isn't it?

In a new London club Hermione finds herself in a bit of trouble. Luckily Fred is there and more than happy to step into the role of hero. Only Fred's heroisme has some consequenses that no one saw coming. WARNING: smut

"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered." -F.Scott Fitzgerald. / Fred gets a pass in the new law the Ministry has passed, but it turns out he didn't want that pass after all. Fremione; my take on the marriage law.

My take on the marriage law idea. Fred and Hermione are thrown together completely out of the blue because the Ministry has decided that they need more wizarding blood. Can real love blossom, or will it be a mutually understood friend-relationship? And what happens when someone tries to sabotage the bonds? Will anything ever be normal?

"Noel, please, take my hand. We can run away together." he said, holding out his hand. I looked him in the eyes, took his hand, and began to run. *Rated M for teenage sex and language.* Formally Separate Ways

A surprise hits Penny and Leonard hard. One drunken night changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship paradigm. Bernadette gets some news she isn't sure how to handle. Raj falls for a new girl, who has a surprising connection to one of his friends. All of this was unintended, but after all, science teaches you that when things go bad, you don't give up. You adapt. LP, SA, HB, ROC.

Ron breaks Hermione's heart and she's taken in by the two most unlikely people. Fred/Hermione/George Twincest. Slash. RATED R for a reason. GRAPHIC. Not for children. Don't read if you don't like. Incomplete...for now.

A Harry Potter Cinderella story. A potions mishap turns Draco into a girl for one night. He falls in love with Harry Potter, simple right? But when Draco is a boy again, he can't say what happened. And Harry is looking for the dream girl he thought he met

Sequel to The Parental Ambition. Picks up four years after Savannah's birth, eight months into Penny's second pregnancy, and about a year into the life span of Gilda's new board. Now rated M for "non-explicit suggestive adult themes."

My First Fanfiction. A 16 year old Helga shouldn't be worried about the boys from her school, she can handle their cat calling and pathetic attempts to 'pop her cherry'. She should be more worried about the one who is watching, waiting. Waiting for the right time to pluck this cherry. He was experienced in this, he knew he could get away with it. No one would ever find her.

A bad break up between Hermione and Ron leaves the Weasley Family in tatters. But a new relationship will form from the ashes of the old, but will Hermione be able to trust in her new boyfriend, after Ron shattered all her trust in relationships? And how will Ron feel about this new relationship? Did he make the right choice?

Arnold returns to Hillwood to help his depressed grandmother after his grandfather's death, Helga is trying hard to raise her son and have a normal life but things are never simple. They meet again eight years after high school at a time when Helga no longer believes in love and Arnold cant help his attraction to the gun shy blonde. Rated M for language and sexual themes. REWRITTEN

Helga is fifteen and in high school, she seems to be coping on the outside from her break up with Arnold but she is lonely and depressed, no one cares, only he did, then on her way home from school, she is forcefully taken and brutally assaulted by Ludwig and wolfgang and a gang of horrid men. She returns unware and sleepy. Will arnold be able to help her? RATED M 16 yrs plus

When rumors about Helga working at a strip club starts roaming around in their high school, Arnold makes it his personal mission to prove to everyone that Helga does not work as a stripper, but will he like what he finds at "Tenderloins"?

Helga has stumbled upon some very dangerous knowledge, that puts a target on her back and pulls Arnold into a tangled plot. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Lies: they can either hold our lives together, or tear them apart. The truth should not be pursued. Arnold learns this lesson the hard way when he and Helga visit his aunt to find out the truth behind his uncle's death.

Mr Simmons decides to host a reunion for his most favorite class of PS 118, Arnold s Fourth grade class that is. See what unfolds when old friends are reunited, and enemies back together in the same room. Who is married? who is not? who is not invited but shows up anyway. There is angst, sadness and lots of weird humor that we all love about hey Arnold. Helga X Arnold plus more...

The Angel of time gives Hermione one chance to change the past after the events of the great battle. The change ripples though time and everyone's lives change. With more people at the trio's side they must complete the task of finding the Horcrux's and getting rid of Voldermort for good. Will Hermione be able to change her future? Rated T for now, will go up. Fremione.

Snapshots of the life Arnold and Helga share together, and their family's adventures of growing up. From the stories Dropped the Ball and The Swing of Things. AxH, and other eventual OC pairings.

It's their wedding night, they are in San Lorenzo, the place where it all started.

The gang is now in High School and it is the first day of 9th grade. Arnold Finally returns from San Lorenzo, which is only one of the many surprises awaiting PHS 118.

She wakes up in bed with a hangover, a weird tattoo and a naked Weasley twin... WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! Co-writers - bitchescanbiteback, XxDyiashiaxX and Candycane77

Arnold can't decide which is harder: Raising a baby or figuring out his feelings for Helga. Sequel to Dropped the Ball.

Deleted scenes of various ratings from my story The Swing of Things.

They've always expected him to be in control. He's their savior, he has to. So what happens when they find out that their savior wants someone to take away his precious control? It's always the forbidden that entices the sweetest... M/M Slash, D/s.

This is the story of how Fred realises Hermione is the love of his life by stealing her diary. However, they also must deal with the discovery of Draco and Harry, not to mention what Ron will do when he finds the two of them are together in the most horrible way. What will they do to decide their fifth year at Hogwarts?

After an awkward night Arnold and Helga have been on eggshells around each other. Forced together by their duties as Best Man and Maid of Honor, will they be able to let their attraction out? Or will what happens in Vegas stay in Vegas?

After 4 months away, Penny's libido is really humming, and once Leonard's back, the love never really stops! Crazily fluffy L/P with smut, and Jam :P

Helga returns from a six year tour of duty with the CIA in Vietnam. Back home, her former friends utilize her "skills" to gain an advantage over each other. Until Helga wants out of the business. Rated MA.

He brought it up first. Just because she was hopelessly in love with Arnold didn't mean she'd risk any chance of being exposed. She'd never suggest something as crazy as being Friends With Benefits. Oh, no, this was all his fault because he brought it up first.

A rainy day has Woody reminiscing about days gone by.

Something different that could happen when Leonard returns from the North Sea after four months. One-Shot. Leave a review if you want, let me know what you think! :) M for language.

Some things just come out in the heat of the moment. It's a safe M, and very much a Lenny story.

Helga figured that Arnold was drunk enough to not remember anything, and she was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. But she'll soon find out that what they'd done that night isn't going to be a secret for long. Very Slight AU.

Deleted Scenes of varying ratings from my story Dropped the Ball.

Leonard finally plucks up the courage to do something he never thought he would. Leonard and Penny smut with a hint of kinkiness! Enjoy! Definitely for Mature readers only.

Arnold and Helga seem to fall for each other, but at different times. Helga returns from studying abroad for her senior year of high school. Does she still feel the same way about Arnold? Can Arnold break down her barriers and win her heart? Can they ever get the timing right? -Rated M for possible lemons!

It's Fred Weasley's birthday - George's too - and he can't help but feel old. His wife is determined to change that.

Arnold must interview Helga. Little does he know that this one encounter would engulf him in an all consuming romance filled with: Lust, Hate, Betrayal, and Intensity. When Helga states her high stakes will Arnold be able to accept? Will they conquer the madness of love? Or will their love drive them mad?

Just Leonard and Penny waking up together and enjoying each other's company.

Fred and George have a new experiment to try. Hermione lives with them in their flat after she broke up with Ron. She works at the Shop constantly. What is this potion? Is this another Twin's prank? Two-Shot. Review. Rated M.

Fred strode into the house and stood in the empty kitchen. He could hear someone walking down the stairs. That must be Hermione then. Fred had a couple of hazy, lust filled seconds to decide what exactly he was going to do... Hips. Yellow strings. Ravish. Right.

After getting in a fight with her father, Helga finds herself homeless and kicked out into the rain, that is till Arnold finds her.

Lord Voldemort has a child with a mysterious woman, and leaves the child with the Malfoy family. These are the events of her life. Not sure if I'll continue, reviews welcome.

Penny is in a very good mood today, and its just about to get better! First go at fanfiction, please read and review :) MATURE READERS ONLY!

Fred messes up on his and his wife's anniversary! Lemons and Limes galore! how will he be able to make it up to her?

Penny and Leonard's sex life is bland time to spice it up with some teasing ( hotter in later chapters

Hermione requests holiday for the first time ever from her job at the Ministry. But how does a plan for a quiet week alone in 12 Grimauld Place library turn into a week's stay at the Burrow during their hectic Weasley family reunion? And which charming redhead catches her eye? ON HIATUS.

It is Penny and Leonard's first anniversary, and he wants to do something special. T at the moment.

Draco Malfoy and Ashley Greyson have known each other their whole lives. And they hate each other with a bloody passion. But what happens when you force two of Slytherin's most stubborn prefects to share a dorm for a full year?

Set after Raj interrupts Leonard and Penny whilst they're in bed in the Love Car Displacement episode. Leonard is still in love with Penny, but does she feel the same way? Lenny story.

post DH. Ron cant handle life after Hogwarts, and is abusive. hermione suffers, but can Fred save her and show her what she deserves ? AU, fred is alive. more chapters will be up soon. Warnings for rape, abuse, etc.

It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?

When a Marriage Law is passed, will Hermione's job jeopardise her only chance at love? Or will love once again conquer evil?

Set during The Holographic Excitation, when Leonard and Penny were in the TARDIS, my thoughts of what happened the second time they were in the booth.

Marriage law fic: Hermione and Fred have been assigned to marry each other under a new law. Ron is furious, Hermione is confused, and Fred is bewildered. Will they fall in love or re-petition for a new spouse in three months? DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. WARNING: MATURE

"I've been matched with…" Fred started as he opened his letter. His eyes looked like saucers like Hermione's when she opened her letter . "Hermione Granger." He said in a whisper and looked at Hermione.

Fred, George, and Hermione are in a relationship. Then, the unthinkable happens. How will they handle it? Together? Or will this tear them apart? Warning: rated M for SC and language.

Fred loves Hermione, Hermione loves Fred, but will they ever get the guts to tell each other how they feel? And if they do, will the're love last? Find out in this amazing adventure of love and humor. Fremione!

A work accident renders Fred as a five year old child. Dealing with a work emergency, George leaves his twin in the care of Hermione. Chaos occurs when the five-year old Fred decides that 'My-nee belongs to him.

Hermione and Fred are paired! Can they make it work, Fred finds out something that hermione hasn't told him, but will she ever tell Fred or will he find out from a different source, will they makw it work or will it come to that they have to marry hating each other find out! All characters belong to Rowling! I do not own nothing!

Fred catches Hermione doing something shocking, but wats a piece of it too. Smut! Lemons! My first story.

Hermione and Fred share a night together, but how will it end? One-shot.

Leonard and Penny are back together and starting to think about their future. Howard is going into space. Things happen. Things don't happen.

NOW COMPLETE! After an interesting year at Hogwarts, everyone gets together for a graduation party in the Heads Common Room. Draco brings out an enchanted Kareoke machine that picks a song for you based on your feelings. Confessions and Hiliarity ensue. SEQUEL ON ITS WAY!

Fred wakes up in St Mungo's after the war to find Hermione by his side. Rated M for later chapters. ON HIATUS: Lacking inspiration for the next couple of chapters.

Jessie begins to dream about the feelings she has for Buzz, which leads to a romantic night that was not supposed to happen. Being caught by her older brother Woody, leads to a huge family fight where Jessie leaves her home in Horse Shoe, to live with Buzz in Star Command. But what happens when Buzz becomes mind controlled?

Harry woke up late; on the day Vernon's boss came for breakfast no less! When he got downstairs, he was met with lustful stares. When he looked in a mirror, he noticed someone had kept secrets. LM/HP/DM, yaoi, smut, sex, mpreg. Don't like, don't read!

Takes place in Nebraska. Leonard and Penny attend highschool together. Bad summary, but if you like it pleese review : it's my first fic :'

The life of Apollo and Artemis Malfoy, Draco and Astoria's twins.

Molly has always wanted her to be a Weasley. But if Ron couldn't give her what she wants, maybe Fred could. *EDITED ON JULY 2015*

A look at the end of the Beta Test between Leonard and Penny, not for the easily shocked or light hearted. Adult content.

It started off as something simple. They were perfect for each other, but perhaps never meant to be. Draco/OC. Completed!

Buzz Lightyear didn't get a warm welcome when he moved into the small town of Everdeen. However, there was one person-Jessie Pride. He was a goner the moment he saw her.Now,Buzz finally has a chance to win the affections of the zany redhead.

Gaby, a servant to the Malfoys, has a pretty good life. That is until she becomes the personal servant to young Master Malfoy. Story starts in the middle of all the madness.

Inner house unity leads to monthly house parties, where our favorite seventh years take part in a naughty game of Wizard's Truth or Dare. Anything could happen... Warnings: m/m slash, possible f/f slash, Voy, Toy, and language. HPDM, HGBZ, RWPP

drarry fanfic, mpreg, evilharry transexual harry. Draco plays a game that gets Harry mpreg. manipulative dumbles not great for Ron and Hermione fans but great for Harry, Snape, Voldie and Maloys: Draco, Lucius and Narcissa fans.

Leonard and Penny finally get their trip to Switzerland, but what will they do when Leonard falls and hurts his ankle. Sorry for the weak summary but I don't want to spoil the surprise for you.

Please kill me. It's my first year at Hogwarts and this second year named Draco Malfoy expects me to do what he wants! So, I broke his nose and yelled at him in public. It's kind of funny, really. DracoOC

When Draco Malfoy's son is about to get married, he decides to tell him the story of the girl who changed his life during his 7th year at Hogwarts, and how he lost her forever.

Draco Malfoy is certain that he can seduce any and every girl at Hogwarts, and when a Slytherin vixen makes him an offer he can't refuse, unexpected things begin to unfold. What begins as a bet turns into a mess that is centered around one thing: love.

Violet and Draco have been bitter enemies since the beginning of first year, but what happens when an "accident" begins to spark unwanted feelings? DM/OC Rated M for language and later chapters. Please R&R.

"I'd watch myself if I were you Colfang, I wont put up with a disobedient wife." I snorted and leant towards his ear. "Try and stop me, Draco." Follow Alexia Colfang as she deals with her moody ferret of a Fiancé after the Second Wizarding War. DM/OC

Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.

Alys isn't a Death Eater, but the Dark Lord can't help but want her for himself. Her parents are supportive. Her friends are too. But what does Alys think? Will she ever be able to actually fall in love with Lord Voldemort? LV/OC. Harry Potter is dead.

Draco is suffering problems at home and trying to come to terms with his homosexuality. While Harry flaunts his relationship in Draco's face, can Draco gain the courage to confess his feelings to the man he loves? Warning: rated M for a reason.

When Draco tries Harry's cooking for the first time he immediately wanted to know more about the Raven & how he made the food taste so good. Would Draco finally stop teasing the Raven long enough to take another bite of his cooking?MPreg/Yaoi/Shounenai

in a tragic qudditch accident, harry accidentaly smashes draco's spine and puts him in the hospital indefinatley. he begins to fantasize about Draco. but he's not gay! is he?

Ashley Kite, a prankster has got Hogwarts in a twirl with her pranks. Her friends prepare a list about what she isn't supposed to do and all Ashley wants is to try everything on the list...

If you want to annoy Lucius Malfoy read this. If you want to start now here are some possible suggestions: Call him Lucy... Put itching powder in his underwear

It's driving Sam crazy. These stupid feelings! They make everything so hard, and Carly isn't helping the matter, especially when she's the reason. Rated M for occasional, furious bouts of swearing and mature stuff. Cam.

Leonard does something Leonard would never do. Leonard/Penny/Priya

"Are you really that kind of guy?" Turns out he is. Leonard/Penny

After Toy Story 3, twenty different types of kisses happen between Buzz Lightyear and Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl. Lot's of romance/fluff. R&R and most of all enjoy!

When a mommy and daddy love eachother vary much a baby is born. What happens when the Daddy didn't know about the baby till four years later. What if the daddy was Voldemort? With the Malfoy's help he might be able to manage to come out sane.

Maya Moore was expecting the usual in her 6th year: study study study and of course, being invisible. But when, for no apparent reason, a certain blond-headed Slytherin is interested in her, she doesn't know how to act...

Harry Potter moves into the flat next to sex God Draco Malfoy himself? What happens when they finally realize that the walls are a little too thin and they find themselves caught up with not only each other love lives but the passion as well?

Reyna is a pureblood in the same house with Draco what happen's when he finally relizes she's there? Find out what happen's with her and Draco and the life she leads.

Fate, in the form of Arnold, collapses onto a twenty-five year old Helga G. Pataki's front step as she runs late for work one fine summer's day - effectively turning her life upside down and then stomping on it for good measure.

Drabbles set to my ipod's remix. Now taking song requests. To keep my inspiration flowing and to entertain you. Up next!Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days. Draco/Harry which means bottom!Harry

One-Shot! Draco and Harry are celebrating their 10th anniversary together. They reflect on their past, and surprising future. mPreg! Slash! H/D! Rated M for content. Sequel to "New Beginnings" story but can be read as a stand alone.

Buzz unknowingly gives Jessie a sexual massage.

After a drunken game of truth or dare, Draco is bound to do something he'd rather not. It leads to romance, hilarity, but also some drama. Draco/Harry

What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS

When Harry drinks a bit too much at a Christmas party, Draco sees it as an opportunity. What he didn't plan on was things becoming more than a one night stand. WARNING: Slash, slash and more slash! Don't read it if you don't like it!

Now that are favorite boys are married and living in Scotland, what happens when they both get pregnant, at the same time? Follow along as Harry and Draco go from a family of five to a family of ... Sequel to Territorial Bliss. Read that one first!

The Weasleys, Harry, Hermione, Annabelle, Amelia, Cedric, Katie are at the Burrow and they're bored. The girls antics and the boys creative minds lead to a very funny, interesting and very embarrasing game of spin the bottle! Well, sort of!

They've been dancing around each other for years so Ron steps in and invites Draco Malfoy to his stag party to tell Harry Potter he loves him. DMHP

Is that an earbud in Draco's ear? Oh snap, he's listening to 'I don't feel like dancin'. The song which has a blonde, in purple leather, in its music video. Harry NEEDS to know what else is on that iPod! Mature content: DMxHP slash. Don't like don't read!

Ron/Blaise too. Harry and his friends are on a summer vacation for a month, but they're not alone. Malfoy and his two friends live with them in their rented Summer Home as well. Sexual tension fills the summer air.

We were at a party, things got a little out of hand. I kissed Malfoy. What to do? AU HP/DM Slash

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy agree that they should do something at least once a month. Uh, sex, yaoi so don't like, don't read!

So alike, Collette and Draco seem perfect for each other. Too bad she hates his guts. Can the Slytherin Prince get the cold-hearted Ravenclaw to fall in love with him? Follow their love's journey through the turbulent years in and out of Hogwarts.

Cheyanne Snape thought her life was perfect, until and old friend comes to visit and she realises that a dementor's kiss really is better than a vampire's. for all copyright things, blah blah, they don't belong to me!:

Harry Potter is looking for a new roommate, and who else but Draco Malfoy applies for the position. What happens in the tight space between our two favorite people? Read, find out, and review of course! Has sequel: Two Pregnant Fathers, that is separate.

My name is Michelle Riddle and i used to be married to the dark lord and i still love him for what he has done but can he still love me for what i have become. Please Review this story and tell me what you think XD x

Draco loves the taste of hot apple cider. Harry loves the taste of Draco. one-shot. slash. sex. fluff. warning: rimming .

One shot. Buzz is on the receiving end of a backrub.

Harry has some problems. Some small...some not so small. Like smoking...bad language...Draco Malfoy being sorted into his Hogwart's house...and Snape becoming his sex ed teacher. Did I forget to mention his on-going campaign to...R&R!

"I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not-" Draco told himself over and over as he walked to his classes. But as Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked past, Draco found himself staring at Harry's behind, again.

Angelique and Draco are in an arranged marriage, this is snapshots of their life together, from meeting, to their children's wedding. Draco/OC

Ain't I seen you before? I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again...

Draco crossdresses, goes to London and sees Harry Potter. Slash.

Famous supermodel Draco Malfoy gets a gig with the rising shut-in photographer Harry Potter. What will happen? SLASH

members of different houses in hogwarts get together... M/M... HARRY&DRACO... SLASH... PLEASE REVIEW!

"I think we just made our first sex tape."

On his first day of his sixth year at Hogwarts, Draco spots a beautiful girl sitting at his table, he is surprised when he finds out its someone he knows. Draco at first just wants her for her attractivness, then it starts becoming something more...

Harry is invited to the Ministry's Halloween Party, thrown by non other than Draco Malfoy. The theme is Alice In Wonderland's Tea Party. Oh what fun! Written for Halloween Challenge in hd seasons. slash. sex. one-shot. non-epilogue compliant.

HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."

Charlotte Jones from the first day of Hogwarts she's been tease and insulted by Draco Malfoy, her 7th year now and with Hermione's help, she plans to seduce Malfoy and then crush him but what happens when she falls in love. smut

It's been three years since the end of the war. Harry, George, and Malfoy all drink scotch at a muggle bar.

Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!

Enemies during the day, lovers by night. One night of guilty pleasure. WARNING: Smut! Male Slash!

Draco Malfoy's known Cassie Marsh since they were kids, but something's changed. Are they more than friends now?

Kyouya is hiding something. Haruhi can see it in his eyes. Will he reveal what it is? Or keep it hiden in the shadows?

Athena Riddle is Voldemort's only child. But when she is sent to Hogwarts, to 'Deal' with Draco Malfoy, she gets a lot more than she bargains for. Draco/OC

Five things Draco hates, but secretly loves, about Potter.

The dance floor was a gyrating mass of sweaty bodies, gleaming in the flashing of the lights. The music was a pumping beat that appealed to an entirely animalistic part of him; he felt it like a second heart beat. Harry/Draco slash. Don't like don't read.

A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."

The title speaks for itself. After the war, Harry joined Hogwarts as DADA teacher and he truly could not help but make Draco's life a living hell right up till the end. HPDM

"I wish people would stop walking in on us" grumbled the blonde. A series of chapters about how various members of Hogwarts discovered Harry and Draco's relationship. Draco/Harry. Fluff and Smut :D

Just a few Drarry drabbles.

Harry and Draco live a happily married life with their two sons. They tell them the story of how they got together. Chapters 41-55 are best viewed on my website. Chapter 56 and onwards are only posted here

Harry is unbearably horny, so he goes for a relaxing stroll. He instead finds Draco Malfoy, who seems to have the same problem.

When Jessie returns from New York City four years after leaving her ranch in Texas, lots of things have changed. But thankfully, at least one has stayed the same. Changed to "M" to be safe

Ten years is a long time to be in love, it's just the awkwardness of being a toy that's getting in the way of passion. Jessie/Buzz. Now is definitely very much an M rated story. Enjoy.

It is their last year at Hogwarts. Inter-house parties have been occurring to promote better relations. It's time to grow up and begin living. So what could happen? *slash*

Harry Potter finally got the guts to ask Draco out. Now Harry has to attempt to not do something stupid at his date. That is hard to do when Draco Malfoy is eating pudding. Good luck Harry Potter.

When Professor Dumbledore announces that the sixth years will spend the year living life as married couples, even raising babies, everybody is shocked. However, no one is more angry than Draco Malfoy and his loathsome muggleborn partner, Madison Vaen.

Ryleigh is the Dark Lord's daughter, the Slytherin Princess and Draco Malfoy's rival. In their seventh year of Hogwarts, will the two be able to realize just how perfect they are for eachother?

"I have a proposition for you, Potter." When Hogwarts becomes aware that Harry Potter is a closet gay - Draco Malfoy comes up with an idea to turn this to his advantage. HP/DM. Shameless Smut! Slash fic. Rated for: Smut, Language. In Progress.

It's twenty years after Jessie was abandoned by the love of her life. Now she has friends and someone who wants to love her in a different way. Rating will be changed to M later on.

It's Draco's 17th birthday, and Blaise has quite the gift in mind. Harry/Draco/Blaise

Tottaly halarious! or at least i think it is..... i hope you do too. Beware useing any of the ideas on Lucius Malfoy in real life Might get you killed in a horrible gruesome fashion.

Daisy is reunited with Big Baby, Barbie and Ken are generally adorable, and Jessie learns about sex. BuzzxJessie with minor AndyxDaisy, KenxBarbie, and WoodyxBo Peep.

Written for HD Smoochfest, 2010 on LJ. After the war there is a party at Hogwarts and Harry gets drunk, pushes someone he finds pretty against a wall and tests them out. The next day he can't remember who it was, but he sure wants to find out!

Fun and light hearted story. Draco Malfoy in drag, Dancing and screaming fan girls. Harry Potter in a not so sane state of mind. what more do you want. one shot. I own nothing.

Harry needs to catch Draco's eye and Hermione has just the way. The Halloween Ball has never been funnier, a Saviour in drag and an unknowing ice prince falling in love snogging in a broom closet.

Draco has almost convinced himself he's straight...that is until he's introduced to Passion Alley, the gay wizards' playground. Guess who he finds there... **Warnings** slut!Harry and virgin!Draco.

What happens when the Prince of Snakes falls in love with the all-American girl?

If there was one thing you never questioned the almighty Kyoya Ootori, it was his sexuality.

Leonard is viciously assaulted and Penny's reaction makes her question her feelings. Meanwhile, it's up to Sheldon to bring Leonard's attacker to justice.

Harry sat alone on his bed, he looked the wet spot on the sheet, it is official now-he is attracted to them: boys.

Whilst at a hyped-up party, a small group of students get bored. Now they all get 7 Minutes to do exactly what they want to do to the partner the other students pick out for them. And Draco has wanted to do something to Harry for a very long time. SLASH!

Harry has decided to go emo and Draco is not pleased, that is until he finds out Harry has a tongue ring! Warning Emo!Harry In my opinion pure HOTNESS! Harry trying a very inexperienced blowjob Draco making Harry beg and the goodness of slash! YUMMY!

Harry likes wearing skinny jeans, Draco loves taking them off! Non-Magic, AU, SLASH, Teasing!Draco Adorable!Wanton!Harry. One-shot.

Draco wakes to a very nice surprise on christmas morning. WARNINGS: slash, M/M sex, frotting, top!Draco, bottom!Harry

Buzz wants to give Jessie the world, but will he push it too far?

A somewhat hott description of Draco and Harry's honeymoon in Paris.Warning: Slash pairing.

What if Ron and Harry never talked to Hermione and made friend with the wrong kind of slitherins? Kailah has secret's they will never know. She is Snapes eldest Daughter. But worst is she has been betrothed to Tom Riddle since the day she was born.

Harry didn't think that the Hogwarts talent show would be any fun. He couldn't have been more wrong. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" because it makes me think of Draco in leather pants. Lots of love to Zachie for helping me finish.

An alternate reality where Woody has Jessie and Bo has Buzz, but is there something missing in their lives?

Draco Malfoy is a bartender in one of London's hottest night clubs, he's also in the market for a roommate. When customer Harry Potter presents himself as the perfect candidate, sparks fly. AU. Slash. Non magic.

The Ipod Challenge. Pairing: Draco/Harry. Enjoy.!

Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!

Short One-Shot about the holiday. Voldemort/OC. Rated for suggestion and alcohol usage.

What happens with Leonard and Penny's relationship when Penny tells Leonard she's pregnant and it's his kid? Will Leonard be with Penny all the way through it or will Leonard get enough and leave? Read and stay toned to find out.

Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!

Someone over hears that Harry is pregnant. Now the question is, who is the father? Ginny has some ideas. Parings listed inside, one-shot, crack.

Jessie wonders about the past that Buzz is desperate to hide.

In a promise to get the Golden Boy and Ice Prince to realise their feelings, newly allied friends put together a night of schemes, alcohol, and a simple game called 'I never...' M for language and later chapters HP/DM SF/BZ maybe others

Shall we practice?" he asked, turned, and wiggled his ass in an enticing way. If he was going to wear a skirt he was going to make Harry pay for every minute of it. HP/DM yaoi, mild. Random song/fanfic. rated M just in case...

Hermione hosts a costume party and insists Harry and Draco attend. Slash.

she is the plaything of the dark lord. What happens when Sylvia becomes more than that?

The Hogwarts students are introduced to Seven Minutes in Heaven

Kim's off to college, and she's not alone...

Fred Weasley thought his life was perfect. How could he have been so wrong? And how can he fix it? Sequel to The New Mrs. Weasley. !On Hiatus!

Harry always believed he'd end up alone. What will it take to show him he's wrong? Companion peice to The New Mrs. Weasley and Proof. !On Hiatus!

When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione