Kaian
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Joined 10-08-03, id: 467359
Author has written 3 stories for Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Kaian is your average horse-loving, music-adoring, Johnny Depp-worshipping teenage girl.

DOB: 7.2.87
Birthplace: Seoul, South Korea
Aliases: Evil One, You Nutball, That Scary Goth Girl with Spikes and the Really Really Reall Long Black Hair, Gringo's Rider, and (because of the fact that the rest of her peers have hit their growth spurt and now tower over her), Shorty.

Loves: horseback riding, reading, writing, drawing, Johnny Depp, singing, drumming, sleeping, watching movies, watching Johnny Depp movies... friends, boyfriend Nick...
Hates: Abercrombie & Fitch, pop/rap/hip-hop/country/R&B "music," Hilary Duff, Britney Spears etc., mosquitoes, uber-hot weather, uber-colt weather, Volkswagen Beetles, drugs and alcohol, obnoxious preps (just the obnoxious ones, mind you)...

Music of choice: heavy metal, thrash, industrial, nu-metal... anything loud and potentially harmful to the tympanic structures... Oh, and some classical. ^_^'
Bands of choice: Slipknot, Murderdolls, Metallica, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Static-X, Anthrax, AFI, Apoptygma Berzerk, Fear Factory, Rammstein

Movies of choice: Pirates of the Caribbean, Benny & Joon, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Dogma, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Books of choice: "Animorphs" series, "Firebringer" trilogy, "His Dark Materials" trilogy, "Gingerbread" by Rachel Cohen, the "Angus, Thongs, etc." books, "Blade of Tyshalle"

Quotes:

"She's safe, just like I promised! She's all set to marry the commodore, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like YOU promised! So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"There are only four questions in life worth answering, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? and what is worth dying for? The answer is the same: Only love." - Don Juan DeMarco

"Can you hear me now? OK... fucking bells." - Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands

"Bill... strange things are afoot at the Circle-K." - Ted "Theodore" Logan

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Charcoal by gypsy season reviews
[Benny and Joon] In which Sam discoveres a certain stack of charcoal drawings and is also given a legit. background.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2003
Ode to a Many Armed Man by Spoofmaster reviews
An ode to Agent Sands.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
Their Longest Call by gypsy season reviews
[Once Upon A Time in Mexico] Sands and El's last and longest telephone conversation. What could they possibly have to talk about at teh end of the film? spoiler warning. rated for language and implied...oh, you'll see!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2003
I Have No Eyes by LegolasLover2003 reviews
A short story about what happened to Sands after the film's end. Sands and El Mariachi have a small discussion over some slow roasted pork and a tequila with lime.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Complete
A Life of Limbo by Aubyanne M Poulter reviews
An older, experienced Donald J. Darko learns the truth of his existence when he returns to a shade of it within his own hometown -- where he never even existed in the first place.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2003
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Crash! El x Sands fic reviews
Sequel to “Thwack!” - Sands gets in touch with his fatherly side, with help from his favorite lil Chicle Boy. Also... mild slash and bad Spanish translations. Sorry!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2003
Thwack El x Sands fanfic reviews
Sands wakes El up in the middle of the night to express his frustrations, fears, and hopes. WARNING: Slash and bad Spanish translations. Sorry.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2003
Fire reviews
Once Upon a Time in Mexico SPOILERS! Sands is about to get his eyes removed. Even as agony begins its rampage through his body and mind, he holds on to his last few precious moments of sight.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2003