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The Optimised Wish Project by GanHOPE326 reviews
When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,014 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Goku, Bulma
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,668 - Reviews: 4120 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 8,024 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/13/2018
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 71 - Words: 647,094 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
The Longest Day by NanashiSaito reviews
"ON THE LONGEST DAY OF THE THOUSANDTH YEAR, THE STARS WILL AID IN HER ESCAPE, AND SHE WILL BRING ABOUT NIGHTTIME ETERNAL" An alternate-universe continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, wherein Harry learns of a different, ancient, powerful kind of Magic. Spoiler alert: It's Friendship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Twilight Sparkle, Discord
Batman: Extinction Burst by Michael JG Meathook reviews
The long past childhood trauma Batman converted to passion, fueling his fight for justice, begins to wane. He finally seeks much needed rehabilitation as his ageless battle with the Joker comes to a head as he decides to end the rivalry for good... one way or the other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Professor Hugo Strange
Brockton: In Venatus by nesquarx reviews
Worm/Gamer: When you trigger, it's usually not with a good night's sleep and a letter from ROB, nor do you get turned into a mana construct without permission! What gives? - - - A Leviathan survivor immigrant in Brockton Bay is given Gamer Powers. An OC(SI) narrator, teaming up with Taylor. Contains depictions of violence, use of profanity, and extreme munchkinry.
Crossover - Worm & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 131,833 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter, Tattletale, OC
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 11,297 - Follows: 10,783 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6548 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 7,250 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry and Hermione Starring in: The Digital Revolution by Forthwith16 reviews
Being petrified and having one's absurdly lucky best friend kill a big snake really gets a girl thinking. Where could they go from there? A midnight conversation leads to a promise to do better, regardless of breaking one, two, or a dozen laws along the way. With a definitely safe wand, allies expecting her to be the next dark lady, and a free summer, what is a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,206 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Strange Company by Forthwith16 reviews
Lord Vader has an unusual request for Senator Amidala, a shocking question, and an audacious plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Scar's Samsara by Sophronius reviews
Synopsis: From Scar's perspective, it never made much sense to justify a divine kingship through a perpetual cycle of death and suffering, though that wasn't what was really bothering him. One little push and all his troubles would be over – if only that darn cub wasn't so cute! (Rational!Scar raises Simba as his own. COMPLETE!)
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,592 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - [Scar/Taka, Zira] Simba, Zazu - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
HPMOR Crack: A Questionable Harry Potter by Appliciousness reviews
Somewhere in the multiverse, Harry Potter came out a little differently than expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
A Wicked Tale Of Witches, Wands, Booze, and, Swagger by JakeCrown reviews
A DARK HUMOR STORY! A drug addict ends up in the body of a Harry Potter character, just before the first day at Hogwarts. Blood, guts, comedy, and amoral behavior. Gets darker and more amoral as the story goes on. Really, really dark...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,022 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 10/28/2016
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 7,583 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Approximation Error Is Still Error by Forthwith16 reviews
Amortentia is not a love detector, no matter what Harry thinks or smells. Hermione explains this to him as thoroughly as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,552 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5664 - Favs: 4,806 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,892 - Follows: 18,601 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Ship of the Line: Forever After Earth by Ephemeralen reviews
YAHF. To get Willow to wear a more daring costume, Buffy and Xander agree to go in the same costume Willow does. Buffy picks a set of matching costumes that are something called FAE... When the spell wears off, Buffy, Xander, and Willow are left with new bodies, life-changing memories, and a city-sized starship. A mega-crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,160 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Xander H., Willow R. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5149 - Favs: 9,817 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete