Witticism-fails-mehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Alex Rider. Sorry, to those of you who did in fact read what I wrote and enjoyed it, but I won't be coming on anymore. I really need to just focus on school and life outside this fantasy world that I believed to be my second life. I can't have a second life. I need to stick with the one I was born with. Maybe someday I'll pop back on and perhaps I'll even start writing again. But for now, I just need to get myself on track. Thanks to everyone who read my stuff, I won't be taking them off, and big thanks to everyone who reviewed! Signing off. ~Witty |
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A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins as he embarks upon a marriage that is, for all intents and purposes, only for show, whilst he trains in a new magic that he soon discovers an affinity for. HP/SS EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 288,500 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Severus S., Harry P.] [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Reeducation by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex is being reassigned because Mrs. Jones thinks he needs to be taught a lesson. Will he be able to train a class full of teenagers to become his successors, or will he manage to kill himself first?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Breakdown by Ara Reed reviews
He's lost everything, joined a group he hated in order to escape the one he hates more, and now Scorpia is back again to snatch him from the SAS' clutches. Not if he has anything to say about it! K-Unit and an enemy from Malagosto OC. REWRITE, updated regularly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12022 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Versus the Marauders by Rocklover91 reviews
Harry's cauldron explodes in Potions, and he is sent back in time, where there is no way for him to get back. Is he really a clone of his father, as his potions professor says, or will he change the future. Eventual SS/HP Slash. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Family Ties by HollyBlue2 reviews
He swerved. It was too late. He had hit the boy that had just stepped out onto the dark road. He slammed on his breaks causing him to hit his head on the steering wheel. Wolf was knocked unconscious...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Born of Circumstance by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
An old enemy is back and Alex is forced to live with Wolf for protection. Will some feelings come to light? Wolf/Alex Couldn't think of a better title, sorry, might change later. Rating may change. General because I couldn't decide on a second genre.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,631 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
A New Beginning or Not by Izzy-I.R.T reviews
The sight that greeted him when he was able to see the full view of the assembly almost made his jaw drop. Blunt and Jones were at his school. K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Coincidental by bonsaitree reviews
What if certain SAS soldiers had witnessed a certain sniper attack that almost took a certain teenager's life? No longer a one-shot. Part one REWRITTEN. Part two: A Day in Baghdad...in which the "certain SAS soldiers" receive a certain letter.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Cross Country by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex has decided to participate in his schools annual cross country for the first time in three years. And, as per usual, trouble follows him, in the form of a psychotic killer, and one very pissed off SAS man. Now a Two-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Countdown by X Amount reviews
*UPDATED* JD knows the signs. He's seen them on countless patients, knows how serious they are. But what does he do when he's seeing them in the mirror? Slash and angst. Character death? Wait and see...
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Wolf Bite by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Short Wolf/Alex, non-explicit not by much, anyway . Alex wakes up with the result of their nightly 'antics' and is not happy with it. And Jack can be very fierce with a feather duster . . .
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Masked Dancers by ScOrPiA pOiSoN reviews
Keep this and I'll find you" and a dog tag was pressed into Alex's hand. Who was the masked dancer Alex met at the ball? Will Alex ever see him again? Warning: SLASH! Don't like don't read! R&R plz!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Anger Strikes Back by HollyBlue2 reviews
Alex annoys Wolf at breakfast in the Mess Hall. Wolf has a short temper and a knife on the table...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inescapable by ToldInTechnicolour reviews
Alex goes back to Brecon Beacons to get back into shape. Are K-Unit pleased to see him? Training camp with a twist! Rated T because I like to be safe :
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Secret Agent? by moo-like-a-llama reviews
Alex Rider was a secret agent. Key word: Secret. As in hidden...unknown...discrete, undetected, private, stealthy...Well that's all down the drain now...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008
Fifty and Five Peaches by enobyw reviews
Harry was never very social. Marcus wasn't very approachable. Au-three shot Slash- Marcus/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marcus F., Harry P. - Complete
Twists and Turns by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
As part of their auror training, Harry & Draco get stuck in a maze with only each other and a map to use to get out. But will they be too distracted by each other to focus on navigating? Harry/Draco Draco/Harry HP/DM DM/HP Contains slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Big Sissy by PurtFiend reviews
One Shot. Karfosky spots Kurt while shopping. He decides to follow the sassy soprano. Hopefully humour and silliness ensues plus a little understanding between the pair. Rated M for language, it's not very politically correct. Apologies in advance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Hiding in a Hollow Tree by voyagemaiden reviews
Post DH. After the war Harry plans to live a normal life. But when Ginny betrays him for Dean, Harry loses his will to live. Only a certain silver wolf can save him. HP/FG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
The Snake and His Lion by iWannaPetYourPetPeacock reviews
Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Sunset Dusk by LovesWritingJ reviews
"That's for me to know, and for you to find out."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Whirlwind by randomfluff reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious girl makes Wolf's December just that bit more special. Now he'll just have to find out exactly who she was and why she knew him. Surely he won't regret it later, surely? Silly and a bit slashy. No OCs. Twoshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Neighbourly Support by DreamingALife reviews
Elizabeth Cole has a rather unusual neighbour.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Last by constant3 reviews
"I could feel myself slipping over the edge and into the abyss of carelessness..." Jack was gone. With nothing left to lose, Alex is sent to the SAS training grounds. There's only one problem: he isn't the same kid he was before.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub
It Gets Better by Kyra5972 reviews
Puck's Juvie sentence gets reduced to community service…that he completes working with the Trevor Project. One night he answers a call that shakes him to his core.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
This is KUnit and other Silly Stories by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
A small series of short, silly spoofs for Alex Rider. In the first one Alex gets intreduced to K-unit...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Survival Technique by amitai reviews
Alex has developed techniques for getting through this. He is going to survive this if it kills him. Written for the first set of drabble prompts at alexrider100 on livejournal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Moi Aussi, Je t'aime by Music596 reviews
When Harry Potter meets the acclaimed art critic Severus Snape he world changes. Little did he know the French language would have a lot to do with these changes. Oneshot/SSHP/AU/Non-magic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Caught by White.Black.Truth.Lies reviews
Being held captive by Scorpia isn't Alex's idea of fun. But when he realizes the insane criminal organisation is holding a little boy against his will, Alex will do anything to save them both.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,937 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
With our Fortunes Change by thesewarmstars reviews
Sent to an uncertain future by a faulty spell, Harry and Severus find themselves back in familiar territory – at Hogwarts. Now, they just need to work together long enough to figure out how to get back to the lives they were torn away from.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Daze by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
Why is it that whenever Wolf runs into that kid, things just get really strange...? - Alex/Wolf, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Harry Potter & The April Fool's Day Prank by transgressions reviews
When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,153 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
My Dream, Your Reality by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Sequel to "My Reality" One-Shot. The doctors say he is getting better. Alex isn't convinced. But at least he's not alone.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Clockwise by Evenue reviews
Harry Potter is the only one that can save the world. Too bad abuse at the hands of the Dursley's killed him before he got that Hogwarts letter. Nine years later, in the midst of war, his body is exhumed and they find him...still breathing.Eventual SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Never Steal Wolf's Coffee in the SAS by Fearlee reviews
Eagle decides to see what happens when he steals Wolf's coffee. I swear, he's going to end up in the emergency room one of these days...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Potions, Emotions, and Meddling Old Coots by LittleMrsAdams reviews
What happens when Dumbledore decides to give Harry and Severus a little help in getting together? Read and find out! smut, pwp, m/m, and inappropriate use of the headmaster's office. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wishful Dreaming by Luciferian Principle reviews
Yassen is quietly undone by the machinations of the world and a fourteen year old boy. Written for Flash Rider's seventh challenge prompt, "And even in our sleep". Slash, Yassen/Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Twist in Time by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Of Great Heights by Sarruby reviews
During SAS training, Alex did yet another exercise. Well, almost.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Sanctuary by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf - continuation of 'Security'. Written for bananafrog for help-haiti. Alex and Wolf are still going strong, and then during a talk about their legal rights, Wolf accidentally drops the 'civil partnership' bombshell... fluff ensues.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Kel and Dom a Hidden Love by mistmagic reviews
A grand ball is taking place at the palace. Everyone has a date, except for our Lady Knight and Sergent. Read and Find out. * * * *
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,256 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Keladry, Domitan
Life's Sweets and Spies by St. Danger reviews
Sitting in a cell, you'd think there wouldn't be much for Alex to do. But you'd think he'd be alone, not staring at his old unit... The universe - meaning MI6 and Scorpia - seem to be conspiring against him lately... Post Snakehead. Spyfest 2010 fic.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Out of his Depth by Anne Phoenix reviews
Co-authored by ARITHILIM. When an undercover operation goes wrong, Alex's strength is pushed to the limit. But he is a child playing in a grown-up world... warning: Torture, one-shot, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
One Last Try by Ellyanah reviews
25 years after Voldemort's demise,the world is not in a good shape, nor is Harry and his friends. Realising that they had put trust in the wrong hands and ideals, they send their souls to their 11 year old bodies, their one last try at happiness. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Jump, Jump for Your Love by AlexJanna reviews
Harry Potter had just jumped in front of a Killing Curse for him. A chilling ache started up in his heart and screamed through his chest. This couldn't be happening. This couldn't possibly have happened!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Primary Care by M. Monster reviews
Shaun is not Desmond's primary care for aches, pains, or broken bones. Lucy disagrees, apparently. SNARK, DENIAL, MASTURBATION, LANGUAGE, SEX, ETC. Desmond/Shaun edited
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Short Shorts by Kitty Smith reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle was not normally a quiet man... But he found himself speechless. PARODY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
My Teenage Spy by friend9810 reviews
After Scorpia. What if Alex was sent to Sacred Heart after getting shot? Scrubs/Alex Rider K-Unit comes later
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Map Never Lies by SinCalledSloth reviews
Fred and George spot something very odd on the marauder's map. That just couldn't be right...but the map never lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by Purple Gal reviews
For just that moment Alex Riders eyes reflected years of loss, pain, and grief. But he saw an end and Alex accepted what was to come." Alex completes his mission, saves his comrades but pays the ultimate price... Warning Character Death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Return to the Platform by Arh.581958 reviews
Harry and Draco meet again after nineteen years. Both already have their own families, yet there is something that is threatening the balance of their separate worlds. Every rules they set, every barrier they made, and every decision to keep themselves away come crashing down as they realize their desire for each other still remains. Their reunion causes an old flame to rekindle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry and Draco Escape Malfoy Manor by force42 reviews
Trapped in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor with none other than Draco Malfoy, Harry uses some unconventional tactics to break them both out. Rated T for mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Forsaken Pawn by PotterAddict1210 reviews
Harry gets a wake up call to the situation at hand. Harry decides to take his life in his own hands and decides which side to fight for. HPDM Slash. Heir!Harry powerful Rich!Harry. PostOOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Inked Affair by TenPointsFromGryffindor reviews
Forced to help his uncle to clean up the Black family home, 12 Grimmauld Place, Teddy Lupin stumbles upon a series of letters that make for an interesting read... Drarry. Some Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Absolution by dracosoftie reviews
Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts after the war, both struggling with their own issues. Their unlikely friendship blooms into more but is torn apart by circumstances outside their control. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,598 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
A mission of a different kind by MADDIEdimkaDUCKY reviews
The front line of a war zone is no place for a child. No matter how skilled or which unit he is with. He does not belong there. Involves K-unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,219 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Sweet Valium High by VivaJuanita reviews
Songfic to Sweet Valium High by Charlotte Sometimes. Harry and Draco play the game of love affair, but to one of them it's more than that. Maybe torture is love in disguise. P.S. don't own anything here...just saying.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The End by HollyBlue2 reviews
Ben had unnoticeable tears streaming down his face, hidden by the rain. Eagle was silent. Wolf was kneeling down next to Ben, his arm around his friends shoulder. Snake was staring into the distance feeling guilty that he hadn't done enough.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
At Peace by aussie-chick-13 reviews
A sad smile appeared on his face. He looked back up to the four men staring at him. The man turned around briefly to place the golden pin in front of the photo on the desk. Taking a deep breath he composed himself. “I’m sorry,”. Oneshot. Character death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Retrieval by Sharedsun reviews
After a devastating mission, Alex finally walked away from MI6 for good. Now, three years later, they desperately need him again. Who better to send to persuade Alex to come back than an old familiar face? That is, if they can manage it. Wolf/Alex slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Alex and KUnit by K-UNITisHERE reviews
Alex meets K-Unit again. Jack is gone and Alex gets to know them. See what happens. My first fic. Please review
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Encounter by Annamia reviews
Harry Potter, ex-savior of the Wizarding world, sat on a swing much too small for him in an empty muggle playground, waiting to meet his murderer."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Were Worth It by LadyKatie reviews
Brief looks into the relationship of Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy each year as they get on the train to return to school. And their families' reactions. Begins at the Deathly Hallows epilogue. AS/S slash. Shameless fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Seedling by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
He was a compassionate, curious boy with far too much optimism who had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day, when Tom had felt lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Striving to Survive by Drayconette reviews
Recovering from his trip to space, Alex and Jack's plans are interrupted by an attack. He is forced, along with other individuals, to attend an SAS camp for protection and 'survival training.' Will the spy survive MI6's latest attempt to ruin his life?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 331 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Big Kid Now by Crowlows19 reviews
Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Echoes of Guilt by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf is feeling guilty. It takes an unusual visitation to snap him out of it. Rated T for language. One-Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Nellie The Liaison by AmethystEyes0 reviews
Humans won't end the war so the job falls to the Stormwings. This is the story of the human girl raised by Stormwings. Follow Nellie as she ends a war, falls in love, and discovers herself along the way. Now both NPOV and LPOV.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Tortall
Dangerous by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
On Edge by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
For the greater good. Words used by those who are not so great, and not so good. Fed up of words and manipulation, Alex uses a single, decisive action to show his protest.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Devil's Heartbeat by Jake Caldefore reviews
Nonslash, House/AR crossover. Dr. Gregory House was never a patient man, and when he is given the job to diagnose one 'Alex Rider,' he can't believe that the kid could be so...vague. Full summary inside. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Alex Rider & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - G. House
The Battle to End All Battles by QueenofBookworms reviews
K Unit have fought many battles. They've fought in many different areas, including high up in the mountains, down on lakes, and deep in the mines. But this battle is difficult, and has them stumped. The enemy? Head lice. The battleground? Cub's scalp.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Teaching, SAS Style by FunFlirtyFlute reviews
When MI6 learns that Scorpia has targeted Alex and his school they bring in the SAS. 5 units are designated to protect the school and students and to do that they will have to...teach! Alex tries to hide from K-Unit, but will they find out who he is?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 1,420 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Due Diligence by Simply Shelby reviews
Where the ordinarily prudent and reasonable go off the deep end. K-Unit kidnaps Alex and sets MI6 straight. Chaos abounds. A side-story to my For Neither Queen, nor Country series. Written with tongue firmly in cheek.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
The Best of K Unit by The Terrifying Fairies reviews
Jusmine - Alex Rider and K-Unit should not be mixed. Ever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
The Doppelganger Effect by Moonlite Knight reviews
Alex Rider has been framed. He is not an internationally famous, ruthless thief. Fortunately, Blunt believes him. Unfortunately, his idea of dealing with the situation involves bringing in a certain SAS unit to track Alex’s every move...er... protect him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Plight of the Phoenix by Mrs. Dom Masbolle reviews
Kel becomes a Shang instead of being knighted. Opting to not follow in her brothers' footsteps. When problems arise in Tortall she must come back, a full Shang, not knowing that love and adventure wait around the corner. DISCONTINUED/HIATUS
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Keladry, Roald
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Never Forgotten, Never Forgiven by Midnight-Shadow18450 reviews
Scorpia want revenge. When Scorpia attack Alex in his home, his life is turned upsidedown. Summary sucks, but oh well. Rated T for language etc. Please Read and Review.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
14 kisses by Akiru chan reviews
-ItaNaru-It all started with an innocent chocolate Kiss on Naruto's desk. If only he knew what it all meant. Valentine fic for Disgruntled Minion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
But, For My Own Part, It Was Greek to Me by thesewarmstars reviews
Snape came out of hiding to find a cure for his mother, but found something else entirely. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parental Differences by Crowlows19 reviews
This SAS soldier is in way over his head.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Amelia: The Page by Warrior of the future reviews
Common by heart, nobel by blood, powerful and destined for great things by fate. Amelia just wanted to be a knight, her father just wanted her gone, the gods just wanted another vessel. She wanted to control her life, but that wasn't ever going to happen.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Tears of Healing by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Speech by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Wilson kid!fic with a side of implied slash. Wilson's son thinks back on his childhood.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 478 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping on the Job by Von reviews
Set in Amitai's post-AOL universe. Alex and Wolf struggle home. Vague slash could be visible.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
A Very ILP Christmas by Von reviews
Set within Amitai's ILP. With Permission, obviously Christmas time for K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Day in the Life by highonDr.Pepper reviews
Alex is sent to live with Wolf after an unfortunate incident. From Wolf's point of view.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Property of the HalfBlood Prince by thesewarmstars reviews
During his sixth year, Harry becomes very attached to the previous owner of his Potions text, but what will happen when he finds out who it really is? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Explosion by Prince Edwin reviews
An unusual turn of events when the explosion takes place before anybody steps into the classroom. Slash. Pairing not stated, though the observant ones of you will know it before it happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Lesson in Patience by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Somewhere In Time by Descendant of Doom reviews
Harry's fifth year hasn't been good to say the least and things only get worse when a potion transport him and his arch enemy, Draco Malfoy through time. Will they be able to work together to get home and what will they learn while they are there? Slash D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,838 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Security by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Wolf never expected a relationship with Alex Rider to be so... comfortable. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Feather of a Griffin by Sazerac reviews
DISCONTINUED AND WILL BE REWRITTEN! The story is about Kel, but she doesn't go to be a knight. Instead, her parents died and she is good friends with the current King of Theives, Samson. Her patron god is that of a lesser-immortal's and he is intervening.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
A Dream Come True by Gadjo reviews
Harry Potter was the Hero who had it all... except anyone to care that he was dying. Awaiting death, he decides he doesn't want to be alone any longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stalemate by Meanderings reviews
Harry Potter's secret lover doesn't mind keeping it a secret. Slash. HPTMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Immortal Idiocy by SarcasticPenName reviews
I guess you could call this another parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Knowing the Price and the Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Murky Grey by swabloo reviews
When it's just too far, Wolf isn't fast enough, and Alex Rider is far too broken. ONESHOT. Rated T for character death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Full House by pipenerd reviews
Sometimes it’s hard to have a quiet morning in your own house. Slash: HP/TR. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Kill a Dream by rianess reviews
AU. HarryinAzkaban fic. Framed by Voldemort for murder, Harry languishes in prison, waiting for either the Dark Lord or the Order to claim him. Will he ever be allowed to follow his dreams? Slash. HPSS. Rated for language, dedicated to DCoD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,967 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Too Close to Home by Anne Phoenix reviews
Alex only ever wanted a normal life, but when terrorists attack his school, he finds himself mixed up in a terrible plot. Against his will, Alex is thrust back into a world of violence and danger.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,151 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Safe House by thesewarmstars reviews
Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,108 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
His Darker Impressions by Tsurai Shi reviews
Albus Severus Potter is proudly Sorted into Slytherin and soon after meets his Darker namesake. Not everything was written down in history books, and some people still need closure from the pains of war... AlbusScorpius, HarrySeverus [Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
A Long Awaited Sentiment by nahimana reviews
When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,271 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
A little look into the lives of Harry and Draco when they were children. AU! PreHogwarts! Child abuse! Character death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lead and Follow by cappie reviews
The War in full swing, Harry draws upon his knowledge of ballroom dancing to save him from boredom. When Draco steps in to teach, the two must learn when to lead and when to follow. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doctor, I'm Dead by blueberrybird reviews
Hatake Kakashi is an elite doctor, one of the best psychiatrists in the business. However, this one patient...he just doesn't seem to get it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Conquering the Darkness by cappie reviews
When Draco's world is literally cast into darkness, both he and Harry realize that sometimes the dark is all a person needs to see more clearly. FINAL CHAPTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,924 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the end of all things by milgarion reviews
when Harry's life is turned upside down by a life threatening illness, he goes to the only place he has ever called home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,006 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
My Blue-Eyed Blonde by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Itachi reminisces on the mission that caused him to destroy his clan, and the blonde that he did everything to protect. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ghost of the Death Eater by Cherrie reviews
Nobody really understood why Harry Potter didn’t mind being haunted by a ghost. HaryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Talk by Delu reviews
Tom sits Harry down to give him The Talk. Needless to say, some funny convo. ensues. OneShot, Slash if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Second Chance by Nubia reviews
Blaine is given a second chance at life in a world she didn't know existed, until the day she died. Now, trapped in a mission that seems impossible, and surrounded by people who refuse to help, can she succeed and become a knight of Tortall?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,024 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 590 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Little Kitten by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
A Potions Accident, how original! Pfft. Harry has a furry problem and is catnapped. Oneshot with deleted scenes. LVHP aka TRHP First in my Kitty Set, sorry, 1 out of 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Chrysalis by ElfFlame reviews
After the war, the Ministry decides to reform the Death Eaters, and Draco Malfoy is one of the first chosen for the program.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,113 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by bananacosmicgirl reviews
After the war, the people have changed. Each of the seven sins described by a character in a series of seven drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Trouble With Anagrams by magickal1 reviews
Tom Riddle wants to prove that how Harry defeated Voldemort is very important to him, indeed, but it having some issues with exactly how to spell it out for him. Takes place in the chamber in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Patchwork Quilt by Devonny Rose reviews
On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P.
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by Bex Drake reviews
Lord Voldemort rules the world of wizards, and has done for three generations. Sitting on his cold throne he wonders if it is enough, when all the people around him fear him. LVHP. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Anathema by Yih reviews
AU fantasy. His parents were killed because of him. Harry has lived with this guilt under his dreadful Master, the Lord of Darkness... Voldemort. Whether he is good or bad, or anything between... he is known as Death's Servant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A year with the Own by On top of cloud 9 reviews
This is basically about Kel's squire years with the King's Own. One year in particular. It involves our favorite blue eyed Sergeant, and our beloved Meathead. Enjoy! R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 452 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oblivio Nex by Awe reviews
After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Raven II by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[COMPLETE] Yes, it’s a sequel. Harry becomes The Raven and gets bonded to Snape as his familiar. This time Harry gets to learn about Severus and his world. Hedwig takes him under her wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lists by Mako3 reviews
Naruto and Kakashi work through some issues with lists. Shounenai, but blink and you'll miss it. Spoilers for anime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Salir by Batsutousai reviews
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Negotiations by The Treacle Tart reviews
Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
To Hogwarts, With Love by ataraxis reviews
HPSS slash - Chp 17 now added. Complete! Harry goes undercover at Hogwarts, as someone totally different, to find the new Dark Lord, and finds himself falling in love with his nemesis, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,257 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Catch 22 by P.L.S reviews
Slash Harry & Voldemort. Basically pillow talk between the Dark Lord and his Auror boyfriend who just happens to be the BoyWhoLived and hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Avenger by Nubia reviews
Epilogue Two! Assassin with a shady past takes an oath to avenge her family that has been murdered by Tortal's knights. She soon finds herself wrapped up in events that are much more then simple murder and revenge. COMPLETED! [see Hidden for more on this
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,101 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Heaven Is A Place Nearby by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Draco visits Harry at the hospital, his heart breaking because Harry is fighting a losing battle. Oneshot, deathfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Death is a Blessing by Nation El-Diablo reviews
Severitus Challenge involves abuse and all things dark and nasty, Harry is rescued from the Dursleys only to find himself in danger from former friends, and hope in a new family (will be slashy later)COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,471 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Worthy of Slytherin by SerpentClara reviews
In his first year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter was forced to make decisions no boy his age should have faced. What if Harry had been a little less brave and more like an ordinary 11-year-old kid? Focuses on Harry's Sorting and its consequences. AU Slytherin!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tainted Wings by Batsutousai reviews
Heaven and Hell can never agree, but could one very special Angel change the world forever? –Voldemort/Harry, AU, OOC–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 265 - Published: 11/9/2004 - [Harry P., Voldemort] James P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Things Considered by Claggart reviews
Harry thought going to war would be better than staying with the Dursleys. Too young to enlist, he sneaks on board a ship departing for war. When he is discovered, Severus Snape, an officer, is told to take care of him until he can be sent back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Unpredictable Life by Firesword reviews
Complete. SLASH. PostOotP. Harry goes back to Privet Drive for his summer holidays of the year 1996 and life is truly unpredictable for The Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,182 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Potion Gone Awry by anichka53 reviews
Harry and Malfoy work on a potion together, which Neville helps mess up. They start to see things in each other that they never would've thought they'd notice, or admit. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,457 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gaze by Inari K reviews
Harry is finally leaving Hogwarts and has a few more things to talk to Snape about. Dancing ensues. (Mild SLASH warning) (One Shot)(Edited)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Aria-fic reviews
One-shot! While awaiting the Wizengamot’s verdict regarding the last remaining death eaters, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Lupin, Draco, Tonks and Ginny engage in an eye-opening game of ‘Truth or Dare’.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape, Computer Hacker by Davenrood reviews
7th years Hermione and Harry sneak computers into the school and invent the HogwartsNet. When Snape finds out, he decides to have some fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ghosts by ntamara reviews
COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Raven by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[COMPLETE] Raven!Snape. Summer after Harry’s 5th year, Severus Snape gets turned into a raven and happens upon Harry Potter. This is their summer together. PG for language, no biggie. Written pre-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Thirteen Ravens reviews
Post OOtP. Dumbledore's wants Occlumency to resume but he's only told Harry! This short fic sees a nervous Harry step into an unwitting Snape's office. More of a three chapter ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Room of Settlement by Sigil Dagger reviews
One day Albus gets tired of his two professors bickering and takes matters into his own wicked hands. He pushes the pair to the Room of Settlement and things grow a bit more than expected. HPSS slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saviour Forgotten by Kalliopes Kiss reviews
((COMPLETED)) Harry Potter is charged for a crime that he didnt commit, betrayed and forgotten my those he holds dear. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Secret Weapon reviews
COMPLETED A year after Harry graduates from Hogwarts and the Light's last stand against the Dark is near. A curse goes wrong that, though it does win them the War, leaves serious repercussions for everyone. Slash. Rating Increased.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Just Love To Hex You by HPRndRobin reviews
Completed - Slash - SSHP - Harry is in 7th year and Severus is now the DADA professor. Severus must teach Harry how to recognize and defend against LustLove Spells. Part of a Round Robin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,075 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Halls of the Blind by Black Onyx Angel reviews
it will eventually be R... Harry is found stumbling through the dungeons of Hogwarts... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,965 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All This Time, You Were Missing From My Heart by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
Last chapter is up! Will be SSHP, RLSB, RWHG, DmFnGW. Mentions of MPREG. First chapter, heavy angst. Abuse and rape nondescript. Vernon abuses Harry in his last summer at the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Youth by JMA reviews
Severus goes undercover. HPSS. This was my first in this fandom, marvel at those firstfic mistakes!....Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth by thisveryinstant reviews
Summary: SLASH, HP/SS. Harry's 6th year potions class brews a weak truth serum. Harry gets high. Snape loses it. Mayhem ensues. *COMPLETE* Sequel will be forthcoming when I finish my SSFF story...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Homecoming by Annymc reviews
Eight years after the final battle, a reluctant, and slightly reclusive Harry comes back to teach at Hogwarts. SSHP Slash. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 6/23/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Red and Green by Simplicity reviews
*Completed* When the winter season comes in -- romance can't help but to fall down on Hogwarts. [Snape/Harry Fluffiness] [Chapter Twenty-Three is up] [Reviews are loved]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,850 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Begging For A Detention by Lunadeath reviews
Draco Malfoy will stop at almost nothing to get a detention with Harry so he can explain his feelings. DH slash oneparter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From the Blood by Mysticalsoul reviews
Harry and Draco have a secret; How do they tell the rest of the students at Hogwarts? 'From our blood, Harry, from our blood'. R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If I Were Gay by perionan reviews
Teehee, a songfic. It's kinda slashy nothing bad. A one shot... Draco's stalking Harry and so Harry decides to get a little revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time After Time by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Voldie's gone back in time, and the Order of the Phoenix send Harry after. But what happens when he meets the Marauders? And falls in love with Severus Snape? Will the Dark Lord win? SLASH SSHP, please RR, flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,972 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
He Said... by Ryo0oki reviews
Draco strikes up a one sided conversation with Harry during potions. Implied H/D slash; R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Watching by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
Severus thinks as he is being killed SLASH HPSS Read the Warnings. Please RR people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sign, Symbol, Token by PepperjackCandy reviews
COMPLETED -- H/D Slash. In Harry's seventh year, Dumbledore has a plan to defeat Voldemort, and it involves Dumbledore, Snape, Harry, and -- Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,387 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2001 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Attack of the Ghost Potter reviews
Harry dies in final battle, blah blah, it's a mistake le gasp! He's sent to a different dimension/time by an incompetent Gate Keeper where he's a ghost. SS/HP SLASH. T for bad, as in swearing, and suggestive language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Accidentally in Love reviews
21-year old Alex Rider has been sleeping with one assassin for about a year when he finds that he actually has feelings for the man, so he goes to Tom Harris for advice and help. Warning acts of complete immaturity. M for language and suggestive behavior.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Therapy with Snape reviews
SS/HP Pretty self-explanatory title: Harry's in therapy, Snape's the therapist. Rated T for some bad language. Well...copious amounts of it... Two chapters now, due to sudden creative streak inspired by a cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
insert title of epicness here reviews
Alex remembers some stuff while he's on a rooftop. Not a character death. Minor language use. Pathetic attempt at humor...I apologize beforehand.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Just Smile reviews
A short little thing, written in a sleep deprived state. Character death? Perhaps. Alex takes a piece of advice to heart, and where does that get him?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Hypocrite reviews
Everyone's a hypocrite. Harry knows this well after the final battle. DM/HP slashination! Not DH compliant. hinting at a HG/BZ onesided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete