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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Skylanders, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Little about me: Hate people who mistreat animals and humans for no reason Might take a while to update A mech or femme? For me to know and you to...well you get the point Family? What you a spy or something? Life has lots to do with transformers I respect everyone, so if any story makes you uncomfortable please tell me In every day life you see animals mating, or you breed them, so don't get upset if I breed animals in my stories Don't judge me if you don't know me...you shouldn't even know me! This turned in a different path so quicklyLittle Poem: (free style) When one lets their past change their mind and thoughts, they are never the same because they let themselves go blind, I've seen it all round; pure hearts grow dark, caused by who they think as friends, As for me? Yes, my heart is dark; but only for the events I've been trough, No yin for my yang; my life; my soul; no light only darkness, For all the pain there is always a light to guide, to protect, to save you, But as I said I'm lost in a world fill with pain and hardship, With no chance of salvation Everyone has rights, no matter of skin color, gender, or if gay or straight, primus or god cares for all for his children no matter what has been done. Wise worlds are not said, they are earned. Favorite T.V. Shows Transformers-prime Transformers-animated Dragons-riders of berk Dragons-defenders of berk Fact or Fake (Don't watch much t.v) Favorite characters Soundwave Smokescreen Shockwave Blurr Toothless Screaming Death Skrill Snake-eyes Spyro Cynder Camo Keyboard Cat Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together. Man: Going my way, babe? Woman: I'm going the other way, genius. Got the lines above from someone else, and yes, I would say that. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Someone else, again. Stereotypes are lame. Bold the ones that you are and hate that people label you as. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.(Called gay, not really, fully) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.(Same as the top) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Write) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(Born so) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GAY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(F*ck those who think so, I'm not fully gay!) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I'm told so) I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.(Don't want one) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(Nope, told so) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(So what?! You Do it Too) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.(Don't, but I would) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(Nope, hear it all the time, at school) I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(So what?!) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(F*ck those who think so!) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Don't wanna be a wanna-be) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(Nope) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.(Born here Motherf*ckers) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot(I Don't think so!) I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino(I'm insane, and in Arizona!) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(Don't want to) I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(F*ck no) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(But I am, and it's a personality disorder!) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(I am) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(Nope and only if they bitch about it!) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(Born like that way) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(F*ck those who think so!) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual(NOPE SO WHAT?!) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(Nope) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(Like to see you in a fight!) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Nope, born here!) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(Call me what you want, as long you do it in my face!) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Nope) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Nope, I'm a cannibal) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.(Les people that know me the better) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.(Nope, but I'm smart enough to know I can't live without it) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(F*ck no) I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(Nope, your blood you killin') I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.(Not full, and no! I don't want s.t.ds') I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(Nope, but so what?!) I like READING, I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.so I MUST be a LONER.(Wrong or Misguided: Nope; Loner: Yup, like it that way) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(Nope) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(I'm biosexual) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.(Yah, as in insane) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.(Outcast: Yes; Not cursing: Nope) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(How would I know, I never my childhood) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(Nope, just happens, because I paid attention in class) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(I have one of the highest overall q.n.a at school) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.(Not fully, and I hate people) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(lesbian: Not fully, Not wanting a boyfriend: I'm afraid of being asked out) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(What?! Aren't we free in the land of America?) I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(Love the sound of them; Freak: Yes; Friendless: I wish) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.(Nope. Say that to my face and you better say bye to your arm) I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I'm from Missouri, so I MUST be white trash. Stop the Pairing Wars! Again, someone else, but this must stop. |
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