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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm SEXY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my big dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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From EDElricFan1001

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget. Tom and the Absolution 1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host,You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile.

Zaara the black, jmasta32, Nikorasu Za Shugotenshi, ArracarKage, Leamu.

pregnancy test...came out positve

start thinking something you really really want

You have just been visited by SERAH I will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.

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MAKE A WISH

repost this with the title "pregnancy test...came out positve" to throw people off and your wish will come true.

If you don't, it will become the opposite

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY

I'd be this boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

i once gave up anime,

it was the most terrifying week of my life.

Real friends help you hide bodies,

Really good friends help you get rid of the witnesses...

REALLY AWESOME HENTAI VID OF ALL THE NARUTO GIRLS..INCLUDING SAKURA..puke make sure you have volume up!!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you think it's unfair Deidara committed suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

97 percent of the fanfiction community like emo, weird, shy, stalker, fangirls (Hinata!) If your part of the three percent that wants to jab a pencil through her eye, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise verse copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Kara Hitame)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-or-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-or-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Leamu, NARUHAREM FOREVA, Mizuki Yagami, danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Haruka-Hime, sunstar Kitsune, Penneay7...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!


Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

If you have ever read someones profile just for the "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever made one of those "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: NARUHAREM FOREVA, Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu, King Hawke, Mizuki Yagami

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Masashi Kishimoto screwed up the Naruto: Shipuuden, copy and paste this into your profile.

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No.
2. Tall? yes
3. In your pajamas? no
4. Left handed? No.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Levi
3. Person to text you: James
4. Was today better than yesterday? No, all the same

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 69, follows me everywhere
2. Color(s): In order of precedence: Blue, gold, red, black, white, green, orange, yellow...pretty much everything except pink.
3. Fruit: Apple
4. Place: Home

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? No
2. Are you happy? meh
3. Are you sad? no
4. Are you bored? Duh.

6. Are you nervous? No

8. Are you tired? No

ABOUT YOU:

Real name? Richard
2. Nick names? Ricky
3. Eye color? Blue
4. Zodiac sign? Was Sagittarius
5. Male or female? I am a guy
6. Slut? No.
7. Smart? Yes
8. Hair color? Blond
9. Long or short?Short
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans
11. Phone or Camera? Both
12. Drink or Smoke? Neither
13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Brenden
2. First crush? High School Girl, can't remember her name
3. First pet? Sheba. Cat
4. First big vacation? N/A

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? York Candy Pieces
2. Drinking? Nothing
3. I'm about to: Choke
4. Listening to? Legacy Of Kings by Hammerfall
5. Plans for today? none

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Either
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Romantic
3. Sensitive or loud? Both if possible
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? No.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes
3. Ran away from home? No
4. Broken someone's heart? I can honestly say No.
5. Been arrested? no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes.
2. Yourself? Yes.
3. Heaven? Yes.
4. Santa Claus? Existed, but is now dead.
4. Love? Yes
5. Do you like someone? Depends on what you mean as, Romantically? no
6. Do you believe in God? Yes
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes.


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 7,282 - Follows: 6,061 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Welcome to Wonderland by xPaige Turnerx reviews
A girl who crashes through time falls in love with a girl who sees through time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,477 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Alice, Bella]
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,025 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,459 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
The Gran Pulse Sage by James Young reviews
Nagato doesn't revive the people he killed, instead he gives Naruto the Rinnegan and transports Naruto and Konan to Cocoon in the Vestige just as Serah turns to Crystal. Why is it that Naruto always ends up in the worst situations? Cancelled.
Crossover - Naruto & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,264 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Lightning - Complete
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 5037 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 5,760 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
The Forge of Allegiance by LavenderGazelle reviews
Earthbenders look after their own no matter what. Between her relationship with Aang, fighting the war with Ozai and spiking Sokka's drink (again), Toph never realised her world could possibly get any weirder. Then she became an Airbender, world's first Dualbender, Pseudo-Avatar, Saviour and Guardian of the Air Nomads and a Diamond Grand Lotus. Duty calls, and it's way too loud.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,973 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Toph, Aang, Kyoshi
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The First Human Spectre by Octo8 reviews
ME1; Tali and Shepard are viewpoint characters with romance in later chapters. Shepard has been appointed the first human Spectre, but that does not mean he will play nice with either Council or Alliance. He will catch Saren doing things his own way. Heavy anti-Alliance slant in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 307,360 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Metal Gear: Fox Chronicles by The First-Born reviews
Naruto Uzumaki AKA Fox, a legendary soldier that lives only for conflict, war, and fighting. He is a mysterious figure of war, a role model for mercs, and the ultimate soldier. Starts out on MGS3. DarkNaruto. This will follow much of the Metal Gear series
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Naruto U.
How Strange it Is by Emily the wild one reviews
"How strange it is to be anything at all." Harry and Luna. No crazy stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Rise to Greatness by Vanex reviews
Eion1231's Challenge: You guys know the drill. Check my profile for the summary. Warning: Team 7 and Minato Bashing. Main Pairing: Harem: Naruto x Kushina x Motoko x Mito x Mikoto x FemKyuubi x Yugao x Mei x Yakumo Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U.
What If by Desert Starr reviews
desert is kind of embarrassed to leave this up, but since it's her longest fic to date and all that jazz, it will stay. the likelihood of the promised revision are slim, at least until desert graduates and has a little more time.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,033 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
The Fox and the Weasel by flakeshake07 reviews
Naruto Is a mystery to all. Covered in secrets and hidden in lies, no one knows the real him, or Her! All accept One. And so begins the tale of the legendary fox and weasel, as they struggle as a team and as partners overcoming all boundries. Femnaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,388 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Seriously Serious by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Last Year by DSK7723 reviews
Reality is more than black and white, and history as you know it is a lie. Heavily AU
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 234,238 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
That DNA Thing by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Men are pigs. Sakura knows that, and yet she can't keep her eyes from her new neighbour. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
In Blackest Night by Sithari reviews
What if Revan's mind wasn't destroyed when Malak turned against his former master? An alternate, What if Fic set in KOTOR. Alternate Title: I Wrote the First Nine Chapters in Junior High and Now I'm in College.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2004
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Demonic legends: Rise of the Inugami by dracohalo117 reviews
What if the Kyuubi broke free of Madara's control...what if Naruto was neglected for his genius sister...what if the path to strength came from a dying Inu no Taisho...NaruHarem, strong Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,854 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Inutaisho, Naruto U.
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Bloodline: Radiance, a Remake by Creative Procrastinator reviews
Naruto must learn to surpass the imposable, to protect those precious to him, using his bloodline and the Power of the spiral. Gurren Lagann Crossover NarutoHarem NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Heirdom by FallenMuse54 reviews
Post OotP. No HBP or DH. Harry gets a letter from Gringotts that leaves him with a political powerhouse, a list of bachelorettes, and a freakishly hyphenated last name. Includes: Harry/Harem, Independent!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P.
Master of Twilight The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto by Vlaid Mordrenyn
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust...; In the beginning there was only the void. Then two beings spawned and created existence. Naruto is constantly beaten by the villagers, but one day two men wearing strange outfits appear; Could this be Naruto's lucky day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Temptation by DoseofReality reviews
AN: Backwards editing, and I changed my penname. Don't freak out. Back to working on the story. I promise. And the site has apparently murdered my section breaks. Damn you, stupid site.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,502 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Revan, Bastila S.
Four Thousand Years by Feneris reviews
The feared Sith Lord Darth Revan vanished during his second conquest of the galaxy. Over four thousand years later, his favorite assassin, HK47, appears in a junk shop on tatooine. For Sidious is not the only Sith with their eyes on the chosen one.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007
Ocarina of Time II: Parallel Symphony by Firebird-X reviews
By returning Link to his childhood, Zelda has altered the fabric of Time itself. Now the Hero must begin his adventures anew, face a Ganondorf more dangerous than ever, and deal with the mysterious Arbiter if he is to save Zelda and Hyrule once more...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,943 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Ruby Blue by Petileo reviews
Au. Sasunaru, female Naruto. “You are reality Naruto, you’re my reality.” He smirked, and she never wished for to be able to hit him more than she did at that moment. “And you know how much I hate dreams…” M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 770 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Halo: The Secret Spartan by Auralee reviews
The Spartans find out there's another Spartan on Earth, one who never officially existed. When forced to work with her, they find Blade to be very different from what they expected. Rated M for content in later chapters. If under 18 DO NOT READ!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,928 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
One Hundred Days by Lyxie reviews
Sir Link is the king's favorite knight. Princess Zelda is sick of suitors. What happens when Link overhears the princess striking a bargain with her father allotting her one hundred days to find a suitable husband? Why, get sucked straight into the mess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,691 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Destiny's Knight by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
Story following the events of Star Wars: KOTOR, an alternate universe where Bastila and a Male Revan meet as children amongst the Jedi and after his fall, she attempts to redeem him. With success, Revan traveling with Bastila during the events of the game
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,440 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Meeting by EternalSorrow reviews
Revised. A different story about when Seras first met Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,184 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete