New heights of silliness are attained by four mismatched Les Mis favourites; Javert, Eponine, Fantine and Courfeyrac. Follow their escapades through the curious world of Parisian bounty hunting, sprinkled liberally with references to other fandoms.

When Javert catches a young woman trying to mug him, and he decides to employ her instead of sending her to prison, what could possibly go wrong? First fanfiction, bad at summaries. Warning: AU and some OOC Javert, also bloody.

Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.

Les Amis wins, but at what cost? AU, obviously. R&R please

Javert and Valjean end up at a Starbucks. Donut-throwing and chair-wielding ensues.

A young couple is honeymooning in Disney World, their marital bliss interrupted only by... INSPECTOR JAVERT? Our favourite policeman has gone more than a litle bit loopy, resulting in possibly the strangest story in existence. Many apologies to Rob Hunt.

Despite its title, it's more of a Javert character study. Basically a certain inspector watches a certain prostitute from afar. Not necessarily Javert/Fantine, but ever-so-slightly implied. Think "El Tango de Fantine."

What were the real intentions of the famous raven?

This is 'Cat', as in the singular for feline. Not the plural. Get it? Good. I don’t want any confusion. Now that we have that out of the way, I can tell my story." Otto, Andrew Lloyd Webber's cat, has come back from the dead to tell his side of things.

A young LM fan finds that her plane has been overrun by Mizzies in a time warp. Insanity ensues, with a mild chance of hilarity. Hurray, another stupid ending on a weird parody fic! Betcha didn't see THAT coming.

Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.

Very bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.

What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*

What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)