Some facts about Flapjackpancake:

1) The first time I had a non-alcoholic margarita, I got a REALLY BIG sugar rush.

2) I'm obsessed with Ramen Noodles. (Who isn't??)

3) I wrote my first story when I was in 1st grade. (It was NOT a fanfiction, just a random story.)

4) I am on team Jacob!! Whoo!

5) I have 673 books in my room and still counting!

6) I have a book crush on Fang from Maximum Ride.

8) Most days I just like being random.

9) I hav 4 email accounts and only one of them is for signing up for things.

10) I am considered a geek

11) I have moved once

12) I didn't write 7 on purpose

My Favorite Quotes and moments

"Oh, super idea! Your completely nuts too!"- Bianca di Angelo

"Oh! The places you'll go!"- Dr. Suess

"We would've won, but a cyclops sat on me."- Grover

"If Annabeth's mother is the goddess of wisdom, shouldn't she know better then to fall off a cliff?"- Nico di Angelo

"Grover! Apples! Tin Cans! Get your furry goat behind out here and bring some heavily armed friends!"- Percy Jackson

"Holy (insert swear word here)"-Iggy

"Learing to fly is throwing yourself at the ground and missing"- Douglas Adams

"And someday pigs will fly and bunny rabbits will rule the world. But unfortunately, it looks like we will both have to wait."-Maxumum Ride

Sure, it was an odd happily ever after.But it was mine.-author unknown

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Carizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Green Frog
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rose Melrose
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Schcaism
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Monster
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ahohdin
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chip
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Kiwi Tornado
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Red Peg Leg

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

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If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... alot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
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climb all
the way
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I sooo agree-Flapjackpancake

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

You know that you live in 2008 if...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

I AM ZORRO!! HEAR ME ROAR!!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (then what... i'm really interested)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knowsI like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name"Tomorrow" I say!
"I will call on JimJust to show that I'm thinking of him.
"But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get
and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If youlove someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late
Seize the day.
Never have regrets.
And most importantly,
stay close to your friends
and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 19... O.o...never expected so much...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (don't get the wrong idea, its chapstick.)
~You love to shop. (You serious?)
You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink (i have only like 1 shirt i wear it scarcely)
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.(Winces Don't diss da color black man.)
~You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOD COURT!)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(HADES NO!)
~You like wearing jewelry. (Eh, the ol' necklace/braclet/earing combo don't hurt anyone.)
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe(Never seen one in meh life. Or at least WORE one.)
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (for food)
~~You were in gymnastics/dance. (Yeah...)
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (my shower is like 40 minutes but to get dressed in the morning. It's like five minutes...)
~You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.(kind of have to, mom yells if i dont)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (puh-lease, those things are TORTURE devices.)
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Not, my fault...blame it on peer pressure...)
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (brother)
~Like being the star of every thing

Total= 11... So I'm a tomboy! Coooool. :D