Tired of seeing things that annoy you to death on fan-fiction? I was, here is my rambling about things NOT to write. Plus, some tips and responses for and from readers! REVAMPED-includes HP rants too! Enjoy.

When Edward Cullen died, Bella knew she'd never see him again. She never expected him to show up at her door a year later, changed by more than the war. AU. Non canon. Rated T for violence and disturbing images.

A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D

This groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.

On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?

Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.

278 yrs ago I was in love with a man named Edward Anthony Mason, he died two days after we got married, Dr. Cullen felt great remorsem and gave me his sympathy, now 278 yrs later I am at this High School in Forks, and I smell someone rather familiar- Bell

Written for the Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Challenge. Co-written with Perpetual Lurker. What do you get a vampire that you don't know all that well? AU/OOC BxE, mwahaha.

Isabella is a woman of high society. Her father has just died leaving her family penniless. Bella is to marry rich in order to save her family, but what happens when Edward Cullen, the stable boy, captures hear heart. Inspired partially by "The Luxe".