Well... Hello. Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I love the Rolling Stones, if you understood that last line ;)

About me: Ahah... me. Well, what about it?

Random quote by Sheogorath: If you make me angry I will SWALLOW YOUR SOUL AND VOMIT IT INTO THE CHAMBERLAIN OF THE ANCIENTS!!!!

What TV shows I like to watch: House. Also, NCIS.

My favorite movie: If I had to pick, I would choose Snatch.

My favorite character from anything ever: Norman Jayden- sorry, Nahman Jayden.

Mah Quotes:

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.
Clarence Darrow

I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.
Elliott Abrams

Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion.
James Carville

Money will determine whether the accused goes to prison or walks out of the courtroom a free man.
Johnnie Cochran

Outstanding, Marines- Out-fucking-standing!!
Sergeant Sullivan

Here; you may need these. High velocity, armor piercing rounds. They're also expensive as hell.
Jun

Every species has it's weakness. Humans, the throat, Sontarans, the back of the neck, Ood, their tentacles, but the Vashta Nerada? Run. Just... run.
The Tenth Doctor

Insanity is doing the same thing twice, yet expecting different results.
Unknown

Blessed with the talent of a steady hand,
He stood guard over the path ahead.

Patiently combing the surface of Reach,
Marking the location of each target.

Holding his breath before he took that of his enemies,
His rifle cracked with the retort of defiance.

Hidden in the shadows,
He was the first shot in our fight for survival.

In recognition of this, his tireless diligence,
We recognize him as the vigilant eye of Noble.

Jun-S266, the Reach War Memorial

And, my personal favorite: Relax, no one's acussing you of ennythin'.
Norman Jayden, FBI.

My writing: I like to write about video games (owing to the fact that I'm an eternal nerd) and I like to write like an old writer. E.g., I may use parenthesis in dialogue, like adding a side note. Also; I like Machievelli, and my characters may sometimes reflect that. For all of the hand-to-hand scenes I do, I incorporate CQC (the fake kind, from the MGS series) and I describe it... fairly well.

By the way: Snake? Snake?! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!?