![]() Hi, I'm GunnyMollie!! Also to whom it may concern, I used to be Yuseisgirl. I am older than 14 but younger than 20. I have brown hair and blue eyes! I am a world famous Twinkie hunter. If you have evil twinkies lurking around your home call in me! They'll be gone in a flash!! Basicly I love just about any character from any anime/manga/movie. But I can change faves in 10 mins so nothings constant. If you're a Johan Andersen fangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a Judai Yuki fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Judai is the very special person in a boys' life. In this world... It's HEAVEN when... The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss are bankers And the Italians are lovers It's HEll when... The English are chefs The Germans are police The French are engineers The Swiss are lovers And the Italians are bankers Not compleatly true but funny I love anything that has to do with Naruto, Yughioh, Hetalia, and my personal fave TRANSFORMERS!!!! "You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'" -Shairo of the Jashinist "Art is a moment's beauty... fragile... and fleeting...hmm." -Deidara I'm not random just-- OMG A FISH! O_O It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's freakin' hilarious. "Tobi's a good boy." -White-Zetsu / And 3 million fanfiction Tobis You say I'm mean. But one question; when was I ever nice? I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. "Screw the rules, I have money!" -Kaiba from Yu-gi-oh Abridged. "Que cera, cera." -Shigure from Fruits Basket "I'm the hero!" - America from Hetalia Axis Powers 'Nuh-uh, a Yoshi.' Goku "LOOOOOG" -Naruto Abridged FLYING FUDGE MONKEYS ON CRACK! :D -Bri Nara ANYTHING said in an Abridged series THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Obito The Akasuki... 2. What is your favorite pairing? Too many to count 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? As Itachi. For Halloween and at a Megacon. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters a game and the first season on dvd 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Thats classified 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. 'Cause otherwise all that fainting would have been wasted. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Not telling. 9. Which team is your favorite? The Orginal Team 7 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Not reallly to little proof 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Your eather blind or as dumb as a rock not to nodice 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? All 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? In between 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes. 17. Sub or dub? Either. I prefer the voices of the Japanese version but I hate having to pause to read subtitles. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh. 21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Guy was sexy O.O 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji, Deidara, Itachi 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Wierd those brows o.o 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hidan the big brother. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? HECK YEAH!! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? no 27. Do you like lemons? No. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I've tried, they just dont get it 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes. Freakin' Hilarious. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Nope. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. (I was broke to begin with. -.-) 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Never 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Not possible. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? EWWW! SASUKE WAS NEVER SEXY TO BEGIN WITH! DX 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep, her name is Kiku 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Heck yeah. What will happen eventually... A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!" "As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted. "You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck. "It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants. "Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!" There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl. "GET HIM!!" Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion! Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters: 01.) Sealand 02.) Japan 03.) America 04.) Canada 05.) Prussia 06.) Germany 07.) Italy 08.) Greece 09.) Spain 10.) Romano 11.) Latvia 12.) Russia 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No never a Germany/Latvia fic 02.) Do you think Four is hot? No Canada is just really cute 03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? What the * have you two been drinking? Greece/Russia 04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? About Spain? No 05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Japan/Germany Kind of it depends on how you see it 06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Prussia/Spain or Prussia/Romano? eather could work not a fan of that happening though 07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Italy walks in on Japan and Russia... Italy: Ve~! What is happening? Japan: Uh... Nothing. O_O Russia: (creapy aura and kolkolkoling) Italy:(runs far far away) 08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. America/Romano (Dammit, what the hell?) Uh... Romano had to tag along with his brother to a meeting at Cuba's house, but gets lost on the way back and ends up in America.then theres a blizzard and stuff happens 09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Sealand and Greece? Dont know.. 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Italy and Russia? Um... "Pasta and Sunflowers"? 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Canada to de-flower Sealand? No clue 12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Italy slash? ... I dunno... possibly but I doubt it... 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? America het? Maybe 14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Latvia no 14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Japan/Canada/Prussia No 15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Romano? CHIGIIII!!! or DAMMIT! 16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Greece... Not a clue maybe um What the Hell by Avril Lavigne? 17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sealand/germany/Russia Um... Warning: Lots and lots of alcohol and whatever else these three were high on. oh and a lot of crack 18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? For Romano to use on Japan... Romano: Why don't you and I make a pasta together, dammit? 19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Prussia? Three miniutes ago 20.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Germany? The erotic magazines for Christmas, that one video with dogs, the fact that he doesn't mind sleeping with a nude Italy every night... etc... 21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Latvia shag Spain. LATVIA WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? America and Italy... America Tops 23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Sealand and Spain are in a happy relationship until Spain suddenly runs off with Canada. Sealand, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Latvia and a brief unhappy affair with Russia, then follows the wise advice of Germany and finds true love with America. The only thing that made any sense here is the ending. (Even that's a little shaky) Uh... "Drama all Around the World" Although I can't think of anyone who would read or write that. 24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? If Italy and Greece were canon... Hungary better send me pictures of that! If you have a favorite movie that you loved when you were a child, seen it again when you're older, and it still made you laugh/cry/ or go "Awww..." at least 10 times, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name and movie to the list: Bri Nara (James and the Giant Peach), GunnyMollie (Spirit Stallion of the Cimmeron) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, GunnyMollie If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, GunnieMollie If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. 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If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "The Friday Song" If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. 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You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! 5 Truths of life: 1. You can kiss your elbow 2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again 3. You think you're so smart 4. The fact is that that is a lie 5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0 If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, GunnyMollie -If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P -If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. (My hands. -.- My friends use them as ice-packs) If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you want to touch Hyuuga Neji's hair, paste this in your profile! (It looks so soft! X3) If you've ever REALLY wanted to flame a fanfic but refrained from doing so to spare the author's feelings, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've memorized the shinobi hands signs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile (It tastes awesome!! XD) These are actually on the labels. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: On an American Flag: Made in China At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?) Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.) QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have. 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. 72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head (not of book characters) and aren't afraid to admit it, post this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are planning on doing something about it by making wondiful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words." I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. ((Walking down memory lane) (Slap) WHY DID I DO THAT?! 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I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. 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