Hello, I'm kinky. Pleased to meet you.

I've returned to fanfiction.com after about 7 years, in which I've grown up and improved at writing just a bit. Deleted the 3 previous stories that I wrote in my early teens, THE ANGST YEARS, as they made me want to vomit and rip my own head off with how Mary Sue and generally horrific they were.

I am a fan of many things and enjoy writing, hence why I'm here.

I am currently most rabid about David Lynch's 'Twin Peaks', Mervyn Peake's 'The Gormenghast Trilogy', the BBC's 'Robin Hood', Alan Moore's 'Watchmen' and J. K. Rowling's 'Harry Potter'. Yes, I know, I sound like a really cool sort of girl don't I.

So if I bother writing anything on here it'll be one of those. It will also probably be rude, as I only seem to read the M stories on here and use fanfiction.com as a kind of cheap erotic novel replacement. Just to warn you, I ship the whole Snarry (Snape and Harry, because it just works somehow) thing with considerable enthusiasm and I'm equally into a bit of Niteschach (Nite Owl and Rorschach, because that handshake spoke volumes) idea. So hmm, if I bother writing anything it will probably go along those lines, but hey ho, some people dress up as animals and screw eachother, so I'm not that weird. :D

About me? I go to university in England, have a big bunch of A-levels (one of these includes a big fat A in LITERATURE), study Fine Art and have a nice social life that doesn't involve going to any conventions; but I still find time to geek out and write fanfiction sometimes. Hooray.

PLZ READ MY STOOF U MIGHT LIKE IT. WINK WINK.

My DeviantArt account is my homepage, so click it and you can look at my drawings, video art, comic strips and fanart. I might even re-submit stories on there, to make them twice as published. And then maybe delete all the crap off there as well.

Thanks for reading, your a star. ;)

Natalie

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