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Joined 04-20-10, id: 2334912, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Assassin's Creed.

Age:15

yes i am a girl lolz

and im not posting any personal info except 4 my 1st name: Alyssa

Pronounced: Ah-li-sa (i only did this bc ppl pronounce my name wrong a lot!! and it really bugs me. lolz)

Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, singing, and playing the piano

Likes: challenges, and all my hobbies.

Dislikes: know-it-alls, idiots(not that im calling anybody one!!), and easy tasks (lolz).

OC's: akira, kani, kari, hanabusa, ruka, aiko, shin, yuki, miuko.

Signautre: X3 XD XP

ummm...thats it...lolz

i get hyper alot...

i wish i had more stuff 2 say...*sighs* lolz

X3 XD XP

oh! i luv itachi...=3 so nobody diss him 2 meh face! lolz

and if i never update, it's bc i can't. either i'm on my mom's computer, moved and don't have a school provided laptop, or don't have internet on my personal com. at home. and recently my personal com. crashed, and i lost all chappies 4 me, weasels, and the akatsuki. sucks. i was thinking of starting a new ff... yup, ill do that

If you are an Akatsuki fan, put this in your profile. AN PROUD OF IT

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of teens would breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn

If you luv all teh evil kittehs in Warriors, put this in you profile.

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been in bed, and yell "I'm sooooo bored!!" at the top of your lungs, copy this into your profile!

90 of teens would be crying if Hannah Montana was on the edge of a building ready to jump, copy this into your profile if you are part of the 10 that would be yelling "Jump BITCH, JUMP!!"

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can a probably will kick the crap out of any boy you know copy and paste this onto your profile to warn them

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If people call you overly obsessive for liking any anime character so much it's basically all you talk about copy and paste this to your profile

if you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have run into the SAME pole more than 3 times, put this in your profile, and add your name to the list: XXlunafurXX,AKATSUKICHIBI789

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If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night; when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." --Copy and Paste this into your Profile if you are a Ninja!

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NRUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK

If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.

You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

~Star Signs~

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.

ITACHI IS AWESOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess,AKATSUKICHIBIS789

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Taming a Huntress by Sombrette reviews
"It takes years to perfect what you plan on doing. You are nothing but an inexperienced girl with a terrible grudge, who is driven by her emotions. All three of those things form a horrible combination and the very reason you will fail. You'll get caught, and you'll hang." An AltairxOC pairing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,091 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Altaïr, OC]
Orphanage by Baroquemonger reviews
AU. Will is an 18 yr old in present day NY. He is kicked out of the orphanage and must find his own way with only 300. Halt finds him and takes him in. But...does he have a secret he's not sharing? WillxGilan WillxHalt
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Will, Halt
Modern Day Assassins by Mephiles the Dark Spartan reviews
When Desmond is forced to flee to the City of New York for not-revealed reasons, he encounters some familiar faces who are forced to try to blend into modern-day situations. Some of them are… harder to get used to than others. Rated T just in case.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Night of the Hunter by Pinned back Wings reviews
Devastated by the turn of events in her life, Arianna left her home on a ship that found its way to Florence, Italy. Now, Arianna found she was alone. In an odd situation, she finds a family that wants her. That's her happily ever after right? Wrong. OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,407 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ezio A.
Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Blind love by Burrito956 reviews
Itachi stumbles upon a wounded girl and takes her back with him, only to find out that he is feeling an emotion he has never felt before, love? That can't be right.. Or can it? Itachi/OC Better than summary,I suck at these.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Itachi U.
Percy Jackson and the House of Night by FlamelsCross98 reviews
Okay, so six students are going to the House of Night to improve human relations. But there's a problem. All six 'students' are demigods! How will Zoey and her friends react? And what happens when a daughter of Aphrodite and Aphrodite La Font meet? *UNDER REWRITE*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & House of Night - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Percy J., Zoey R.
My Life With the Undead by Sukoshi-NinjaFox'sBuddy reviews
Being a teenager is tough-it's even tougher when you have a secret as dangerous as mine. No one can know what I am, what I can do. My life is in constant danger. And now I have to deal with a vampire prince being called dad by my "daughter"? ItaOC SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Itachi U.
Life with the Akatsuki by Kaizen Kitty reviews
Rika leaves her home town for Konoha whishing to learn ninjutsu , but gets intercepted by the Akatsuki. eventually Itachi & Deidara love triangle. Takes place during time gap between Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. Dei/ItaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Deidara, OC] Itachi U. - Complete
Fable, The New Age by princebejitasama reviews
2000 years after the Crawler's death, Albion is reborn, returned to the old ways by the power of the Spire. The world is at peace again... Or is it? W/ Chicken Chaser, Sparrow, Scythe, Reaver, Theresa, Jack and OCs. Feedback, please!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
It Will Get Better With Time by Rainy Downpour reviews
In the beginning, I thought that I will never be happy with how that day changed me, but after the night of our first marriage, it has become better with time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
The Brom Song! by Gyp Dark reviews
Boredom brought me to consider all the things they did differently in the film and the book. I pondered what might happen if the producers left Brom to himself on screen, given his brilliant song in The Lion King, and THIS was the product of my ponderings
Eragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Brom - Complete
The Kill by Naruto-Neko reviews
Horror, a specialty of ours. Read if you like to be a little scared. Ino and Itachi. Read it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
The Portal of Dust by Glitch Guardian reviews
Madelyn gets transported from District 11 to the world of Eragon, where she allies with the Varden. She finds out that her beloved sister, Kida, was chosen at the Reaping, and she wasn't around to volunteer. Can Madelyn and her new friends save Kida?
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Eragon S., Female Morphling
Rider of Araluen by TraskLargero reviews
Eragon and co. are transported to the world of Araluen and must struggle to find themselves in the new world and must try to find their way back to Alagaesia. Will be slow going at first but will pick up the pace as the story progresses.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Time That Passed by Stormdragon6 reviews
In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,336 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Flower and the Marionette by Mizu no Byakko reviews
He was a prince under a curse, bitter and unforgiving. She was the belle, offering herself in exchange. For only when he finally knew love, the spell would be broken. [AU][SasoSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
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Me, Weasels, and the Akatsuki reviews
srry ppl, i SUCK at summarys. its about the akatsuki showing up out of NOWHERE in my house O.o.......just read and reveiw PLZ! this is my 1st story. AND I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! thats not in it SRRY! im a 1st timer on here so ill eventually figure it out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Assassin Hate, Respect, and Love reviews
2 OCs, kaimia and Jund. Jund tries to kill her for being the best, but ends up falling in live with her. Altair is included, but he's Assassin Master, and has a few POVs scattered throughout the story. its rlly short, but will get longer as i progress!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Altaïr