~~~Hi! New here...

I am a lifelong writer, but have never posted any of my work for public eyes before due to self-consciousness ( _ )

But a friend finally convinced me to grow the cojones, so... here I am! (( o _ o ))

Um... I have only the one fanfic. It's my life's work, and practically my baby. Publishing soon after quality testing.

(If you are willing to beta for story/plot/development and NOT grammar - I have someone else for that! -, please PM me! Be warned, yuri and mature. I'd only need 3-4 chapters read.)

Please note that I DO NOT update on a schedule. My wife is physically disabled and a huge chunk of my life/day involves taking care of her, driving to doctors, etc. I write what I can, when I can, but because I don't work outside of the house, I have the ability and blessing to always be working on the story, even if only in my head/thinking the plot out. So rest assured that even if it's weeks in between, a new update is never truly far off~ ( o 3 o )b

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Once my life calms down a bit, I hope to be able to beta for others! o( o w o )o

My only dealbreakers are Twilight and, ahem, assault. I will beta anything else, including mature, slash, whatever, even if I'm not familiar with the original work.

See my beta profile for more deets, obvs.

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About me:

I love the ocean... was it obvious? ( = 3 = )

YES I'm an otaku, okay??!! ( _ )

-twiddles thumbs innocently-

I also am legit a major punster. It's otter-ly unbearable! I'll pun the shell out of you! But I promise to stop if you get too crabby. ( X w X )

I can lift my wife like a sack of potatoes and carry her over my shoulder~~~

(No, really, my friends' nickname for me is "Dwarf Woman"! lol)

I do my best writing late at night pulling all-nighters like a madwoman. Muses, amirite? ( @ w @ )

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I'm extremely shy so I appreciate your patience and understanding...

But I also ask for good constructive criticism! Especially on plot/development! I'll never improve as a writer otherwise. ( o w o )b

Thanks for stopping by!~

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