I will probally not write anything unless I can remember my ideas.

Books: Harry Potter, Pendragon, Sherlock Holmes, Black Dagger Brotherhood

TV shows: Bones, NCIS, Supernatural,White Collar, etc

Movie: Thee Parent Trap

Runescape

BIRTHDAY: 8/20 making her a leo, who deserves a leo (white Lighter(the Charmed Ones) & diamond)

Will try anything once.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

most of this stuff is true abou me but some i just agree with.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not)book, desk, wall... copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Taylor Lautner told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (sorry guys, I swear. No pun intended.)

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

-If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

-If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
-If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it
-Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

-If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree. (and i put this here because I’m a girl and this so relates to my friend!)

If you talk to yourself a lot (and love doing that), copy and paste this to your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is thesame as different, which is thesame as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
-If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
-If you are insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
-90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
-If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

~Hobey Ho, lets go! ( READ THE Pendragon books if u don't understand)

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or song) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

if you have ever walked into a wall before copy this

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile (Even though I can act like one. I got skills, bitch! lol, jk!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Very few problems can't be solved with high-powered explosives.

When in doubt, make up words!

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

"Whoever said nothing's impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Every hero has a choice, yours is...which 3 toppings" pizza commercial

"Four of you tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded" Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC 3)

"You're mad!" "Oh good! If I wasn't, this'd probably never work!" Becket and Capt. Jack

"Did anyone come for me just because they missed me?" Capt. Jack

"Few women admit their age, few men act it."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

"Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable."

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about Harry Potter, Harry Potter fanart or harry Potter fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what's going on, copy this onto your profile.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away from them. And you'll have their shoes."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

A friend will come bail you out of of jail; a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn...we fucked up."

When life gives you lemons, sit on a roof and throw them at people.

You got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something in your life.- Eminem

You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling "Someone is gonna get it."

”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't write this to your profile.

Abortion is murder, and so is taking stem cells form unborn babies. If you agree, copy and paste this in your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could read that put it in your profile!.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

Read each sentence ONE AT A TIME!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is person cat

This is who cat

This is has cat

This is too cat

This is much cat

This is free cat

This is time cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If y think that was funny copy & paste to your profile.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

Drunk people speak sober thoughts

- Brianna B.