Hi. I like to review stuff. I am no good at writing and have no creativity whatsoever, so my stories will suck. Yeah...that's basically it.

Things that Annoy Me:
when people spell character's name wrong (i.e. Lilly, Dumbledoor, Serious)

Harry Potter Stuff

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginevra Weasley
Luna Lovegood
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Neville Longbottom
James Potter I
Lily Potter I
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Nymphadora Tonks
Dobby

Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters:
Vernon Dursley
Petunia Dursley
Peter Pettigrew
Bellatrix Lestrange
Lucius Malfoy
Tom Marvolo Riddle
Morfin Gaunt
Dolores Umbridge
Percy Weasley
Rita Skeeter
Cornelius Fudge
Rufus Scrimgeour
Severus Snape

Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
James/Lily

Legend of Zelda stuff

Favorite Legend of Zelda Characters:
Zelda
Link
Navi
Ciela

Least Favorite Legend of Zelda Characters:
Ganondorf
Tingle

Favorite Legend of Zelda Pairings:
Link/Zelda

Reviews with constructive critisism are appreciated! One of the reasons I got this account was to improve my writing skills. (still have no idea how i managed to get into advanced English class)

Here's some of that 'copy and paste on your profile' stuff:

JOIN THE I-HATE-PETTIGREW CLUB! If you think Peter Pettigrew (aka Wormtail) is a smelly fish-headed wheezy stupid loser with bad breath, copy this and paste it into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat

I'm single so I must be ugly

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO so i must cut my self
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm skinny so I must be anorexic

I'm a blond so I must be a ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so i must have problems
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say “G’day Mate”to everyone

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Re post this to stop racism

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

Racism is wrong!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.