HEY I'm Tenshi(though you may call me Deidei, Marik, or Belarus if you like...don't ask). I am part of the Grand Scheme Duo in the Hetalia fandom (because screw trios :P). I am also a known procrastinator, hence the one-shot only stories(except HTKSTZA. I WILL continue that...eventually.)

Contest!!

Lovesnow3 and i are going to have a contest using our poems. please choose one our our poems and write a one shot of it.

rules

1. must be rated T or lower

2. no extensive swearing

3. no detailed sexual scenes (straight or yaoi)

4. have fun. PM your entry title to either Lovesnow3 or myself

Prize- ability to write one chapter in one of either of our stories.

end date-TBA

Hi peoples XD. I am obsessed with the following stuff(not counting ramen):Twilight,Warriors,CoAD,Carcaptors, Tokyo mew mew, House of the Night, mediator, 1-800-where-r-u, and DANNY PHANTOM!(yayz!!), naruto, fruits basket, host club...(headache occurs trying to list all of them)

Oh, and there two of me:

Mitsuki-happy, hyper, clumsy, and loud-mouthed. the "real" me (the one most likely in charge) compare to naruto

Tamsine-my conscience, who is (for reasons unknown) a guy. he is calm, quiet, more skillful, and somewhat stuck-up. often annoyed with Mitsuki (compare to Sasuke)

i waz formerly known as poppyspots, ghost kitten sorrow, and Ninja Kitty With a Spork.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Spottedheart, Maplepelt,Moonfeather,Crooked-smile-lover, Poppyspots

If you think HollyxBreeze is the most awesome pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name! Hollyleaf,Moonfeather,crooked-smile-lover,Popyspots

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new WARRIORS books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: KaidaThorn, Squirrelflightlover, Unsharpened,Crooked-smile-lover,Poppyspots

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, .T-Roxie-I Waterleaf, Spottedpool,Crooked-smile-lover,Poppyspots

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

YOUR REAL NAME:Tiffany

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tifizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Purplecat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rebecca Quaker

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):dixtialt

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): green root beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ixrsoci

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Mai

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): blackprincess

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked beacause it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

AV is Addicted to Vampires

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.

I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it

"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!"

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to have a house full of cats copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (unfortunately)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Men are like cards:

A heart to love 'em with

A dimond to marry them with

A club to beat the moron with

A spade to bury him with