/MURDERS ANY TWILIGHT ADS THAT MIGHT APPEAR IN THIS PROFILE/

/cough/ No, I'm not a fan of Twilight. How'd you guess? Moving on...

Bears Love Tourists (formerly known as Rurouni Saiyan)

Name: My mom calls me one thing, my work partner something else, and I sign my credit card receipts with something entirely different. So I guess my name is whatever anyone wants it to be.

Location: I work in the lovely, friendly (*gets struck by lightning*) city of Jackson, Mississippi (otherwise known as the land mass between NOLA and Mobile). I live nearby.

Age: If you want to know that, you're creepy.

Occupation: EMT

Facts that no one cares about: I started on this website a long time ago under the penname Rurouni Saiyan. After a few mildly successful Yu Yu Hakusho fics (now deleted 'cause I reread them and hated them), I got the glorious idea of my monster story A Fragmented Tale, a Riku-centric Kingdom Hearts AU that was wildly popular. As I was writing the last chapter, this website decided that it didn't like the way my author's notes were done for some arbitrary reason, and they deleted it. Needless to say, I was unhappy about spending a year working on a 70 chapter story that got over 1400 reviews only to watch it go poof for something so trivial, so I took a long hiatus from here and started accounts on other fanfiction sites. However, it seems that none of those sites exist any more, so I'm stuck back here. I try to keep up with the stupid rules. Key word: try.

Yes, I did finish AFT, but I deleted the story soon after posting, because I just couldn't stand for it to stay on this website. Also, I reread it, and I really don't like it any more. Yes, I also tried to work on a sequel, but after several false starts, I realized that I would never get a plot going that satisfied me, and plus I didn't see the point after KH2 was released. The second game is much better than anything I could have come up with. However, if you would like to take a peek at the monster, you can find it at its own website here:

I'm a canon freak. I hate high school stories, self-inserts, Mary Sues, yaoi, or anything of that nature. All of the former take the characters out-of-character, and that is guaranteed to ruin a story. So if you beg me to read your story, know that there's limits to what I can stand. That being said, I dearly love crossovers. Make the worlds come together seamlessly and work together flawlessly, and you have my respect and fanhood.

No, I'm not a very nice person in real life, either. :P Too much time working in the service industry (movie theaters and ambulances).

Current Stories

Torment: Yu-Gi-Oh and Fatal Frame III
Status: In progress
Summary: Born of a day spent playing Fatal Frame 3 and rewatching Yu-Gi-Oh. After finding an abandoned mansion during a hiking trip, Bakura begins to have dreams about it...dreams that get worse as he wanders deeper into the mansion...and that bleed over into his waking life as a mysterious tattoo spreads...

Quotes to remember:

"Bears love tourists. They taste like chicken." --Yellowstone T-shirt.

"I have no quarrel with history, but I'm often appalled by the people who make it." --Diego de la Vega (1957 Zorro)

"Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us...We live as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it can be." --Angel (Angel)

Updates (8/9/13):

Yes, I'm still alive, and no I'm not working on Torment like I should be. I aim for that to change before the year ends...and that sounds sad. Meanwhile, any Batman Beyond fans can enjoy my little oneshot.