A. Supertramp
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Jasmin from the sunshine state. Though I wish I lived some place else. I am very much into writing and hope to one day make a carreer out of it. I also want to get into film and directing. I plan on attending a film school in New York. Writing is something I do that no one else knows about and I am not too sure how I would feel if they did now, relief might be one of the words. I read way too much, but I honestly don’t mind. Everything gives me inspiration to write. I am also really into graphic design. So that’s about the jist of me. I also use lame words like ‘jist’


Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. -Fire and Ice

"These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume."

Shakespeare will always triumph.

Things are not always what they seem; the first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of few perceives what has been carefully hidden in the recesses of the mind. ~Phaedrus

"What do I say to the girl? 'Hey doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, wanna make out?'"

"Start thinking of a name 'cause we're not leaving until you're cuddling one of those giant, furry bastards."

Someone's been trying to tell me something... ...make her yours forever... and I'm working on the forever part.


Whatever you do in life will be insignificant but it is very important that you do it because... You can't know... You can't ever really know the meaning of your life... And you don't need to... Just know that your life has a meaning... Every life has a meaning... whether it lasts one hundred years or one hundred seconds... Every life... And every death... changes the world in its own way... Ghandi knew this. He knew his life would mean something to someone, somewhere, somehow. And he knew with as much certainty that he could never know that meaning... He understood that enjoying life should be of much greater concern then understanding it. And so do I. You can't know... So don't take it for granted... But don't take it too seriously... Don't postpone what you want... Don't leave anything misunderstood... Make sure the people you care about know... Make sure they know how you really feel... Because just like that... IT COULD END


I love this place but it's haunted without you My tired heart is beating so slow Our hearts sing less than we wanted, we wanted Our hearts sing 'cause we do not know, we do not know

To light the night, to help us grow, to help us grow It is not said I always know

You can catch me, don't you run, don't you run If you live another day in this happy little house the fire's here to stay

To light the night, to help us grow, to help us grow It is not said I always know

Please don't make a fuss, It won't go away The wonder of it all, the wonder that I made I am here to stay, I am here to stay

Stay

Robert Frost. Jane Austen. Mark Haddon. Markus Zusack. Emily Bronte. Gerald N. Lund. Earnest Hemingway. Shakespear. Sharon Creech.


The Runaways. The Black Hearts. Noisettes. The Script. 3OH3!. Depeche Mode. Red Jumpsuit. All American Rejects. Orianthi. Linkin Park. System of a Down. Suzi Quatro. Gossip.


I'll never forget you
They said we'd never make it
My sweet joy
Always remember me

I'll never forget you
Although at times we couldn't shake it
You're my joy
Always remember me

Don't you know that you're my joy
Always remember me
Don't you know that you're my joy
Always remember me

Protect the diamonds
Survive the clubs
Dig deep through the spades
Feel the hearts

"I'm not the messenger at all.
I'm the message. "

"My full name's Ed Kennedy. I'm nineteen. I'm an underage cab driver. I'm typical of many of the young men you see in this suburban outpost of the city -- not a whole lot of prospects or possibility. That aside, I read more books than I should, and I'm decidedly crap at sex and doing my taxes. Nice to meet you. "

"Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are."

"My heart applauds inside my ears, first like a roaring crowd, then slows and slows until it's a solitary person, clapping with unbridled sarcasm.
Clap. Clap.
Clap.
Well done, Ed.
Well given up. "

"Why can’t the world hear? I ask myself. Within a few moments I ask it many times. Because it doesn’t care, I finally answer, and I know I’m right. It’s like I’ve been chosen. But chosen for what? I ask."

"All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is"

"If a guy like you can stand up and do what you did, then maybe everyone can. Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. "

"I'd been in love with her for years. I never left this suburban town. I didn't go to university. I went to Audrey. "

"She looks at the swings, and I can see she’s imagining what they’d look like if the kids weren’t there. The guilt of this holds her down momentarily. It appears to be there constantly. Never far away, despite her love for them.

I realize that nothing belongs to her anymore and she belongs to everything."

— Markus Zusak (I Am the Messenger)


"Any monsters under my bed tonight?"
"Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."
"Well there better not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"
"You have a flamethrower?"
"They lie. I lie."
- Calvin, The Monsters Under His Bed & Hobbes

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.

I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."

In my opinion, television validates existence.

-Calvin and Hobbes a true classic in my humble opinion

Reality continues to ruin my life.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

- Ah Calvin you will always crack me up.


Tallahassee: discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where the fuck are the God damn Twinkies?
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I HATE coconut. Not the flavor, but the consistency.

Dwight Schrute: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.
Jim Halpert: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight Schrute: reading from a sheet Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.

Dwight Schrute: Damnit, he put my stapler in jello again.
Points to Michael
Dwight Schrute:You can be a witness to this.
Jim Halpert: eating jello How do you know it was me?

Jim Halpert: Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.
Dwight Schrute: I don't believe you, continue.

Jim Halpert: So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate, because it turns out that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.

Jim Halpert: I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

Dwight Schrute: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.

Jim Halpert: holds up picture Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember.

Dwight Schrute: I would remember.

Jim Halpert: How could you, if it just erased your memory?

Dwight Schrute: That's not how it works!

Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?

Dwight Schrute: Knock it off! OK, now I am interviewing you!

Jim Halpert: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here.
raising voice NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?

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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008