Hey, all ya'll out there :)

I know completely random...

But please! Read and review for everything! I don't really care... just don't flame me and we're good :)

So yeah... Check out my Fav Authors List and read everything lol :)

Age: uh... none of your business.

Name: yet again... none of your business... :) but if you send me a PM it's cool if you call me Raven or Violet or Ellie or Kiera. You could all me Susan if it fancies you. :)

Interests: Reading, writing, listening to music, brooding... anything else?

Gender: isn't it obvious??

Bands: MUSE!, Disturbed, Godsmack, Finger Eleven, Maroon 5, Disturbed, Slipknot, Nirvana, Cage the Elephant, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Linkin Park, Green Day, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Papa Roach, Dave Matthews, Coldplay, Heart, Mudvayne, Cavo, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Sixx AM, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Paramore, Flyleaf... lots of stuff... AND MMUUUSSSEEE!

Movies: Prince of Persia!, Avatar, Alien, any Star Wars, Transformers :), Eagle Eye, Riddick, Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy... that kind of thing...

Inspirations: Teen Titans... duh..., Transformers, Assassins Creed, Prince of Persia, Ratchet and Clank, HUNGER GAMES! uhhh... and mah franns lol. Also, whatever happens to come to me %)

Inspiring Playlist: Iridescent- Linkin Park, Sheep Go to Heaven- CAKE, Starlight- Muse!!!, BEER!!!- Psychostick, Inside the Fire- Disturbed, Derezzed- Daft Punk, Smooth- Santana feat. Rob Thomas, Diamond-Eyes- Shinedown, Burn It To The Ground- Nickleback, Jar of Hearts- Christina Perri, Aberdeen- Cage the Elephant, Violet Hill- Coldplay, Propane Nightmares- Pendulum, Other Side- Pendulum, Where Are You Going- Dave Matthews Band, In One Ear- Cage the Elephant, Psychosocial- Slipknot, Diary of Jane- Breaking Benjamin, If I Die Young- The Band Perry

Misc: ok... this is where I say that I'm good with any stories just make sure they're gramatically correct... It drives me NUTS if they aren't... For TT... NO Rob/Rae or BB/Terra. ONLY BB/Rae. For Transformers... Don't pair BumbleBee with anyone if you want me to read it... Oh yeah. and I'm strictly PeetaxKatniss so anyone else paired with either of those pisses me off lol. Yeah... Hard to please, I know... But if they follow those guidelines, I'll read and review everything :) Plus, if you get a case of writers block, drop me a PM and hit me up for ideas. :)

~Alabaster Violet

Funny Quotes from the Randomest People and Places:

"I'm eating peanut butter... IN THE NUDE!!!" ~Jonnie Yates

~"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!" ~Anchorman

~"The parents are very irritating... can I take them out?!" ~Ironhide - Transformers

~"I'm walking my dog... IN THE NUDE!!!" ~Will x3

~"Oh yeah... so we're being invaded by cows?" ~Raven - Teen Titans

~"It's partly cloudy, 74 degrees, I got full bladder with my shades on and a half an idea where I'm going." ~ Bloo Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

~"GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU... AGAIN!!!" ~Halo Voice Outtakes

~"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" ~Jack Sparrow

~"Flubba, flubba, flubba!!!" ~SaphirePhoenix101 (Or whatever her name is at the moment.)

~"You have a rodent infestation... Shall I terminate?" Ironhide -Transformers

~"My location? My exact location?! I am underneath the robot's testicles." ~Sector 7 Guy -Transformers 2

~"You gotta be a ninja in these places..." ~Mudlfap and Skids - Transformers 2

~"Pay up... It's flat!" ~Asian Twin - Sinbad

~"Wakie, wakie! Tofu eggs and bakie!" ~Beast Boy :)

~"When the f* did we get ice-cream?" ~ Winston - The Ringer

~"Get up... so I can kill you... AGAIN!" ~ Halo 3 Voice Outtakes

~"Why is the rum always gone?" ~Jack Sparrow

~"I cant go out in the rain!" ... "Why?"... "My heart will rust." ... "Oh..." ~Randomness

~"I think you all ought to know... I'm feeling very depressed lately." ~Marvin the Paranoid Android -H2G2

~"What is normal?" "What is home?" "What are cows?" ~Aurthur Dent, Trisha McMillan, and Zaphod Beeblebrox -H2G2

~"SHE'S A MUUUTTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!" ~Eternally Forgiven

~"I give you... A BABY!" ~Me (:

~"Hi. My name's Glen." ~Glen - The Ringer

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Recovered but still emo.)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (really depends on the definition of pretty, huh?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Heck. I'm white and I love that!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals (Seems a bit hard to believe that I am sometimes, eh?)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Ehhhh... Yeah sometimes. Lol)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (Which sometimes I do...)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actress.
I'm ENGLISH, so I must be UPTIGHT.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.
I CUT or HAVE CUT, so I MUST have emotional problems and hate my life.
I CUT or HAVE CUT, so I MUST be looking for attention.
Everyone HATES to be stereotyped, so FIGHT it. and DON'T do it. Copy and paste if you agree

put your iPod (or whatever mp3 like thing you own) on shuffle and go through the songs without skipping to answer the questions.

1. If someone says, "Is this ok?" You say,
Aberdeen- Cage the Elephant

2. What would best describe your personality?
Everywhere I Go- Hollywood Undead

3. What do you like in a guy?
Starlight- Muse

4. How do you feel today?
It's Not You- Halestorm

5. What is your life's purpose?
I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace

6. What is your motto?
Take Me Out- Franz Ferdinand

7. What do your friends think of you?
3 A.M.- Matchbox Twenty

8. What do you think of your parents?
Second Chance- Shinedown

9. What do you think about very often?
For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic- Paramore

10. What do you think of your best friend?
BEER!!!- Psychostick

11. What do you think about the person you like?
Stricken- Disturbed

12. What is your life story?
Bittersweet Symphony- The Verve

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Death and All His Friends- Coldplay

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Show Me How to Live- Audioslave

15. What do your parents think of you?

Shadowboxer- Fiona Apple

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Hysteria- Muse

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Derezzed- Daft Punk

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?
When They Come for Me- Linkin Park

19. What is your biggest fear?
Health and Happiness- Wallflowers

20. What is your biggest secret?
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want- Muse

If...
You say Princess, I say Pyromaniac.
You say Pink, I say Black.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Disturbed.
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Evanescence.
You say dresses, I say jeans, tee, and the finger.
You say Bunnies, I say Psychopaths.
You say Cheerleader, I say Whore.
You say High School Musical, I say X-Men FTW!
You say why am I laughing so much, I say they just let me out of Alcatraz Psycho Ward.
You say Twilight, I say Teen Titans, suck it!
You say Edward, I say Iceman.
You say Jacob, I say Woverine.
You say Popular Girl, I say Future HOOKERRRR.
You say Pop, I say Rock.
You say I am a freak, I say what the hell else is new, dumbass.
You say castle, I say HITCHHIKER! Who needs a house?

~So YAY! Whoopdie freakin do. Um I have a fictionpress, and it's http://www.fictionpress.com/~violetbaudelaire So feel free to check it out and comment! ... Just don't flame me. I haven't used it in forever so it's a little pointless.