The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!

"Dipper, we need to stop." She tried her best to sound stern, but the way his lips trailed tenderly against her neck made it sound feeble. "Then stop me." He continued to kiss her, but ravish was a better word. How did they get here? Fate? Desire? It seems Dipper Pines and Pacifica Northwest had become intertwined these past few years.

So, Thomas and Friends. You've heard of them, yes (of course you bloody have, you're browsing the Thomas fanfiction selection)? But back to the point; the history books tell you a different tale. This is an island where confusion and delay reign supreme and if anything really useful happens, it's a mistake. This is the Island of Sodor as you've never seen it before.

APOLOGIES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT THIS STORY IS NOW OFFICIALLY CANCELLED :(

The second part of the "3 Doctors, 9 Companions" saga, carries on directly. The universe is still tearing apart and leaving Doors allowing for cross-dimensional travel. Introduces a female Doctor, a psycho synth, twin realities, a useless vampire, Sally Sparrow and a conspiracy to resurrect dead Torchwood members. Everybody has superpowers, and things get sort of gay.

A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.