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All the World's a Sale by Narwhal Lord reviews
All the world's a sale, And all the men and women merely opportunities. A Self-Insert has a nasty incident while acting in a play, and wakes up somewhere in Valm- only to run straight into Anna. They immediately hit it off, sharing an interest in money and being morally grey. Adventure/Humor story with some darker elements.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,576 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3h - Published: 5/9 - Tiki, Anna, OC
Fire Emblem: Spellbinding Radiance by FoxwolfJackson reviews
There are things in this world stranger than fiction. I guess my life would be such a thing. A simple, mundane task turns into a grand adventure that spiral out of my control. The lesson I have learned is fate will fight you, even if you know the future. My home is no longer Earth, but the land of Tellius. How I adapt... is necessary to my survival.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 778,820 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 11/21/2007
An Odd Awakening by Syntaxis reviews
A young man is sucked into the world of Fire Emblem Awakening through his computer screen. But things are... different. Very different. Timelines are wonky and Chrom is... a girl? AU, gender bender.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,307 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Frederick, Lissa
Earthborne by Mixed Valence reviews
Driving in the rain is dangerous - your car could hydroplane, or, if it's really not your day, plane into another universe entirely. The second was what happened to me. Fates self-insert.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 219,033 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/31/2016 - OC, Avatar/Corrin, Xander
Cycle by RoseWarden reviews
Robin is a young woman who bakes cakes during the day, sleeps at night, and drinks on weekends. She does not wage wars, fight demons, or solve dating issues. Yet, somehow by divine mistake, she's found herself doing just that. Clearly, someone has her confused with another Robin...
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 984,157 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Avatar/Robin
Birth and Re-Death by ThreeDollarBratwurst reviews
I swear, every time I turn around, someone else has got a clever idea to get me killed. And it usually works. Death doesn't seem too keen on sticking with me, though, so I guess I can get over it. Self-insert, mostly for fun. Rated T for now, might change in future.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 343,978 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Maribelle, OC
Fire Emblem: Awakening - Another Again by Yosei Ranbu reviews
The second time Robin woke up in the field, he was crying.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,488 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina]
Fire Emblem: Another Awakening by NumberCDLI reviews
[Time-Travel AU] Instead of dying, Robin gets thrown back in time. After a short case of amnesia, he decides to not have the future repeat itself with the help of a second "Robin". [Thumbnail artist: Lo-wah of DeviantArt] [Link: /art/Fire-Emblem-Eternal-Bonds-455121160]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 274,770 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Chrom, Cordelia] Avatar/Robin, Lucina
War and Peace and Puberty by ThreeDollarBratwurst reviews
Modern AU. The war that engulfed the world in violence has ended, and now the people have the first chance in a long time to regain some sense of normalcy in their lives. For Robin, this means overseeing the transition of Ylisse into a time of peace as the Minister of Defense. For Cordelia, this means adjusting to retired life. And for Severa and Morgan, it means... high school.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/13 - Avatar/Robin, Cordelia, Morgan, Severa
The Divine Age: Book 1: The Great Hunt by NotTheArchitect reviews
A long-term writing project centered around a completely home-brewed D&D universe I wrote up for a campaign. While actual campaign fizzled out over the semester (real life happens), I was encouraged to share this universe with the world. I now present this creative vision to all who would see it, in a story based heavily in the player characters. Enjoy!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/23/2018
Fire Emblem Awakening: The Tactician Magician by PRemington900 reviews
From Amnesiac stranger to tactical genius, Robin faces his challenges to become one of the greatest heroes who ever lived. He will take on any enemy head on and will strive to become the strongest for his comrades and a woman who will change his life forever. Whether for better or for worse, only time will tell. RobinXLucina, slight RobinXFemale Future Children.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 343,039 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] [Chrom, Sumia]
Fire Emblem: Awakening- the Abridged Series! by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Follow Robin (male) on his adventures with Chrom and the Shepherds, now rewritten for maximum hilarity. Chrom x Cordelia.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa
Opposites Attract by bridgeybear04 reviews
Rollan, summoner of Essix, works for the conquerors. One day he is asked to go on a mission. But what happens when he starts to fall for a girl...on the enemy's side? Reilin with slight Conbeke!
Spirit Animals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Meilin, Rollan] [Abeke, Conor]
Not Your Typical High School Romance by LIFE the RANGER reviews
AU, everyone is mortal. Percy met Nico the summer he taught swim lessons. A moment between them leaves Percy broken hearted. He tries to swallow his feelings, but seeing Nico at his new high school proves love at first sight may be truer than it first appeared. Rated T for boyXboy and mild swearing. Percico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,209 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Precocious Love by Anonymous Contributer reviews
Lucina has had a crush on Robin since she was a little girl. Now she's grown up and went back to the past to fix everything, but is distracted by her feelings for the handsome tactician. How is she supposed to save the future when a total hottie is always by your side and you can't control your jealousy near a certain dark mage? And why is hilarity ensuing?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Tharja
Fablehaven Time by PinkFan-Gurl reviews
Kendra is obsessed with selfies, Bracken tries to figure out who Gavin is (or was rather; thanks Raxtus), Seth can't help but mess with everyone else's love life, Marla can't decide what noodles to buy, Bigfoot may possibly be real, Newel and Doren launch fire crackers on the naiads, and the Fairy Queen tries to catch up on modern day slang. What could go wrong?
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,149 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Bracken, Kendra S.] Seth S. - Complete
Bed Time Story by gokart48 reviews
Morgan has trouble getting to sleep lately. She wants to hear a heroic story to try to fall asleep, and her parents hesitantly oblige... *Ahem* There once was a man and a woman who met under bizarre circumstances. This is their tale, and it may not be what you were expecting. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 314,329 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan - Complete
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Invisible Ties by metallover reviews
AU. When Robin wakes in the middle of a field with no memory of his past nothing could prepare him for the adventure that awaits. With the Prince of the kingdom of Ylisse Chrom and his faithful band of Shepherds, Robin rises from a humble tactician to one of the saviours of the world. A loose (very loose) adaptation of Nintendo's thirteenth Fire Emblem game - Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 668,905 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan - Complete
Hearing Words in the Silence by I Live on a Phantom Planet reviews
"Percy really can't explain it, and if he is being completely honest, maybe he doesn't want to. He knows he's not considered 'normal', but as far as he is concerned, that's not such a bad thing." Percy hasn't spoken in 3 years, and that's okay. That is, until he meets Nico. Maybe his voice isn't totally lost after all. Percy/Nico (Formerly called Barest of Words)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,211 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Bianca A., Sally J. - Complete
Always by AerinM reviews
A collection of inter-connected one-shots that take place after the end of Book 5. Lots of Bracken/Kendra fluff. Other characters are involved as well, of course. *Not compliant with Dragonwatch*
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,786 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Kendra S., Bracken] Seth S. - Complete
Pleasantly Surprised Pessimist by greatprongsofdendalus reviews
Vanessa's exchange with Bracken on Cape Hatteras leaves everyone uncomfortable, including Vanessa. Warren is determined to sort through it with her so they can continue working as a team. Rated K plus for hints of romance and philosophical discussions.
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Vanessa S., Warren B. - Complete
There's Something I Need (To Tell You) by HarleyQuinnFox reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are madly in love, and plan to stay that way forever. Naruto is only 17 when he finds out he is pregnant and is horrified, but when he goes to lean on his boyfriend for support he learns a nasty little secret. One that may just ruin everything more than it is already ruined for him. XXX SasuNaru, mpreg, yaoi, all that good yummy stuff and some cursing too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,664 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crumbling Innocence by Sonia Kit reviews
TOWER OF GOD: After a conversation with Leesoo and Wangnan, Baam is left confused. He innocently asks Mister Koon for advice. What he receives, will be a detailed demonstration. (Warning: YAOI! pairing: Koon Agero Agnis / Baam, perhaps others, descriptive content. Furthermore: No English native-speaker. There might be a few mistakes I don't get.)
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Tower of God/신의탑
Fablehaven reads Fablehaven by 1238904756 reviews
Stan Sorenson recieves a copy of each of the five Fablehaven books and the characters from the books read them. Spoiler warning, obviously.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,245 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012
Hell and High Water by Ahja Reyn reviews
pirate!NaruSasuNaru. Kidnapped for an ability he does not possess, Sasuke Uchiha is swept into an adventure that has him leaving his old beliefs behind and questioning his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stalker by Beyondthismorning reviews
It's a new school year for the Uchiha boy as he finds himself entering high school after moving into a new house. Little does he know that a new boy living next door may just be the most challenging obstacle he has ever faced.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Miso by goldfishlover73 reviews
The title, I must say has nothing to do with the story, well...Miso is said in the story.... Anyways. Naruto is acting jittery and Sasuke is determined to find out why. This is my first Fic of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
100 Percent Pure by Seto's Darkness reviews
In which Naruto is a student at an exclusive school and Sasuke is the cashier at the school's café [SasuNaru AU Poor!Sasuke and Rich!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2661 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
This Way to the Stars
"Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain because the greatest lessons are learned through pain."
+Anima - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,195 - Published: 6/8