A Machiavellian Figurehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Guardians of Time, and Suits. Hi I won't bother giving you any of the details of my pathetically boring life: suffice to say that my life is so dull I am forced to live it through fictional characters... Yes, I know I need help! Most people visiting this pathetic excuse for a page will be coming to complain about a "so horrible it made my eyes bleed" story and so won't even bother reading this, so why I am bothering to write it is a complete mystery to me. I have several addictions in life: Suits, Harry Potter, Twilight, House, rubbishy horror stories and Pingu to name a few. If you like any these things or similar, then please message me and tell me about it - I'm always looking for a new obsession! If you feel like giving me something to do in life, outside of rereading books to beyond normal sanity levels then please R&R. xxxxx |
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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,883 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeralen reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Law of Conservation of Energy by peroxidepest17 reviews
The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,257 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Excerpts from The Gospel of Harvey Specter by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Mike can totally read people. Well, most people. Some people. Or maybe just Harvey, who's pretty much an open book. Originally posted Sept 2011.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Another such victory and I am undone by kalyvene reviews
Complete! A mock trial pits Mike and Louis against Harvey. With Mike vulnerable on the stand, how far is Harvey willing to go for a win? Non-slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Favorite Things by Dr. Platypus reviews
The Dark Lord meets the Sound of Music.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5549 - Favs: 14,116 - Follows: 15,563 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Encyclopedia of Mary Sues by Ellie Quirk reviews
An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,076 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Felix Felicis by albe-chan reviews
James loves Lily-this is fact at Hogwarts in 1977. But what happens when a brilliant Marauder scheme, FTWL, involving lucky potion ACTUALLY works? And what will the consequences be? JPLE.slight RLSB.mentions of SLASH.SMUT.SEX. For serindraxx's late b-day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
We Sort Too Soon: The Journal of Severus Snape by onoM reviews
No," said Snape, his black eyes on Fleur's and Roger's retreating figures. "I am not such a coward." "No," agreed Dumbledore. "You are a braver man by far than Igor Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon...." Deathly Hallows, pg 680.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Winter's Debt by La Guera reviews
The War is over, and Draco Malfoy has lost more than most. On his way to certain death, he reflects on family secrets and promises that must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M.
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The Porn Publications reviews
Part of a prompt for Kink meme - Donna moonlights as a 'vivid' romance novelist, but the main characters of her most recent novel look a little familiar... Part 5 now up
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S.
The Light reviews
Set immediately after The Key. Rochelle & Lorian/Lathenia are NOT magically alive again but the story will continue. Mainly Isabel/Ethan Pov's to start ;
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009
Boom reviews
Jasper is a manipulated and confused suicide bomber desperately seeking an escape. Can Alice save him from himself? Will she want to when she realises what he's done? A/J contains some violence/language in future chapters. Dark fic. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice