N a i n . S a h r i k o [Nain] Thirteen years ago, Nain Sahriko was born, and the world has never quite been as sane since. In her spare time, she enjoys flaming bad fanfiction, glomping Neo, hating Britney Spears, listening to Evanescence and attempting to be as sarcastic and angsty as possible. She lives in a graffiti-infested city with a dog, two parental units, her beloved Revolutions Bootleg and the Preppy Hilary Duff CD. Save us all.

C a l l i . L o c k a w a y [Wing'dcallisto] Fourteen years ago, Callisto Lockaway arrived on the planet, and I'm sure she would have much rather arrived on some other planet. To make up for the fact that she lives on crappy old Earth, she enjoys reading and ridiculing bad fanfiction, glomping Neo, loving Evanescence, hating pretty much every preppy thing on the planet and being extremely fangirlish about the Matrix and the X-Files. She lives in the land down under with two parental units, a messed-up brother, the worst-quality Revolutions DVD ever and the evil Pokemon CD.

On our lovely little account, you can expect Agent Smith in Drag, sock puppets, and Cherryneoism. Oooh. NEO. Ergo. Vis a vis. Concordently.

CHERRY NEO IS OUR GOD OF ALL THAT IS TASTY. BOW TO HIM, FEWLS.